Brief Safe, The Soil That Foils

Gizmodo had me almost fainting from laughter with one of their latest additions: Presoiled drawers with a secret pouch to store money. I kid you not…

Ewww!

From Gizmodo:

JOEL JOHNSON — Wow. The ‘Brief Safe’ is a set of pre-soiled underwear with a special Velcro pocket to enable you to hide things right out in the open, under the assumption that no thief, no matter how desperate, wants to search through your blown out drawers. Although it doesn’t make clear the process manufacturer Shomer-Tec goes through to paint the custom racing stripes, this is one instance where I’m hoping for synthetic over ’100% All Natural.’

You and me both, dude!

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  • http://www.thesteelcage.net Davey

    That’s gross. Thanks.

  • http://www.robertkbrown.com RKB

    I’m just glad you didn’t write “Gizmodo had me almost crapping my pants from laughter…”

  • http://www.insignificantthoughts.com Vinny

    Damn! Now why the hell didn’t I think of that? :-)

  • http://www.thesteelcage.net/ Davey

    That’s gross. Thanks.

  • http://www.robertkbrown.com/ RKB

    I’m just glad you didn’t write “Gizmodo had me almost crapping my pants from laughter…”

  • http://www.insignificantthoughts.com/ Vinny

    Damn! Now why the hell didn’t I think of that? :-)