Gizmodo had me almost fainting from laughter with one of their latest additions: Presoiled drawers with a secret pouch to store money. I kid you not…

From Gizmodo:
JOEL JOHNSON — Wow. The ‘Brief Safe’ is a set of pre-soiled underwear with a special Velcro pocket to enable you to hide things right out in the open, under the assumption that no thief, no matter how desperate, wants to search through your blown out drawers. Although it doesn’t make clear the process manufacturer Shomer-Tec goes through to paint the custom racing stripes, this is one instance where I’m hoping for synthetic over ’100% All Natural.’
You and me both, dude!