Bowling for Assbags

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  • Kevin

    Why are you giving this fat worthless piece of shit, complete waste of oxygen, morally corrupt, ass licking, pond scum, insignificant, poor excuse for a camel turd, embarrassment to his parents, cock sucker the time of day?

  • http://www.insingificantthoughts.com Vinny

    In some ways, I’m a massochist :-)

  • Pete from Astoria

    Kevin said it all! This vile self-loathing windbag can find nothing good about the country that makes it possible for a dumb, no-talent scumbag like himself to become a rich celebrity. God bless America.

  • nixos

    So you dislike him as a person because he has the balls to express political dissent?? Did it ever cross your mind that it isn’t outside the realm of possibility that the Iraqi’s dont want us there?

  • http://www.insingificantthoughts.com Vinny

    When you’re an American, and you’re praising the people killing our soldiers and proudly proclaiming “they will win,” I have a problem with you.

    It’s not dissent, it’s treason, and I’m really fucking tired of every piece of hate america speech being classified as dissent.

    Dissent:

    “I don’t agree with this war because…”

    Treason:

    “The Iraqis will win!!”

    See the difference? Oh wait, you probably don’t.

  • http://www.insingificantthoughts.com Vinny

    Oh, and Penvy? Stop using bullshit names. I wasn’t born yesterday.

  • Pete from Astoria

    Dissent is fine, but a person should be able to back his dissent with some basic facts and/or arguments, if they want to be taken seriously. Mr. Moore just parrots the same tired old anti-America, anti-capitalist propoganda that has been in the commie playbook for generations.

  • http://www.insingificantthoughts.com Vinny

    Why is it that you can’t criticize the Michael Moores of the world without being accused of stifling their right to dissent?

  • balbulican

    Vinny, with respect:

    a) your soldiers are occupying their country.
    b) I would bet a fair percentage of the Iraqi population sees them as an occupying force. I would also bet that a fair percentage of the Iraqi population has some sympathy for the insurgents they see fighting the occupying force.
    c) Your own guy in Bagdhad said not two days ago that the Iraqi armed forces and police were not going to be able to maintain security, and commented on what he saw as an excessively sympathetic attitude toward the insurgents.

    So I think Moore is commenting, in language as inflammatory as he can, that the guys fighting Americans in Iraq…some of them, anyway…are a bit like the Mujahadeen and Taliban who fought the Russian invaders of Afghanistan. Most countries don’t, in fact, like being occupied.

  • http://www.insingificantthoughts.com Vinny

    And predicting the defeat of our soldiers is a wonderful thing for a man with a reach of millions of people to do. At best, it’s irresponsible.

    Taken in context of the other crap he dishes out, I still say it’s treasonous.

  • http://www.insingificantthoughts.com Vinny

    And, I did ask a legitimate question: Why is it that anytime you criticize Michael Moore, you’re accused of stifling dissent?

  • balbulican

    Maybe. Or just a commentator telling the truth, as he sees it. Solzhenitsyn was called a traitor by the Soviet Union for predicting the defeat of Russian forces after they invaded Afghanistan. I suppose you could argue he was…but he was telling the truth, as he saw it, and as it turns out he was right.

    As for the “stifling dissent” question…not sure who you’re addressing it to. I didn’t accuse you, although accusing someone of treason might, perhaps, be characterized as somewhat “stifling”.

  • http://stageleft.crow.ws stageleft

    “Why is it that anytime you criticize Michael Moore, you’re accused of stifling dissent?”

    In short Vinny, your not.

    Some people may, but they are the same types of people who tell Americans who criticize Bush’s actions in Iraq that they are unpatriotic and (just possibly) treasonous, or who tell non-Americans like me that we’re terrorist loving, anti-American, asshats, who have no idea what we’re talking about because it didn’t happen to us.

    I try not to generalize the entire right by the rambling and muttering of their idiots, and you shouldn’t generalize the left by theirs.

  • http://www.insingificantthoughts.com Vinny

    “I try not to generalize the entire right by the rambling and muttering of their idiots, and you shouldn’t generalize the left by theirs.”

    You know better than anyone that I don’t…

  • Kevin

    If my comments regarding the afore mentioned piece of shit,(see item #1 above) constitute stifling dissent, so be it. I’ve been accused of worse things by better people.This particular person deserves no response other than that that which was given.
    Others with an HONEST disenting point of view do not and will not be given the same response. I have no apology to make for my sentiment. For those offended by my choice of words, I do apologize.
    Vinnys point about the difference between dissent and treason is right on the mark.

  • balbulican

    To me, “stifling” dissent means taking active steps to prevent the dissemination of views. So far I don’t see anyone doing that in this thread…just pissed off people who disagree with Michael Moore and think he’s a traitor.

    Vinny, where precisely do you feel someone accused you of stifling dissent?

  • balbulican

    And a follow up question…was Solzhenitsyn a traitor to Russia for pointing out, accurately, that the Soviet Army was an occupying force, largely unwelcome, and would be driven out of Afghanistan?

  • http://www.insingificantthoughts.com Vinny

    I think if anyone had called him one at the time, they’d have a valid point, no?

    And Moore has a mission; destroy this President… This time he’s doing it by undermining his country’s war effort.

    Sorry, but that’s downright treasonous to me.

  • balbulican

    Russia DID call him one at the time. Americans who agreed with him felt he was a hero for having the guts to speak out. (He was living in exile in the US at the time).

    What would you say is the social duty of an American honestly who takes great exception to the current occupation of Iraq, and foresees an eventual American expulsion?

    And again…where was it you feel you were accused of stifling defeat?

  • http://stageleft.crow.ws stageleft

    So…. if Solzhenitsyn was a traitor at the time what is he now?

    Time and the history books of the day of the various countries concerned decide who is, or is not, a patriot, a traitor, a visionary, or just some vocal guy with an opinion.

  • http://www.insingificantthoughts.com Vinny

    Vocal guys with opinions are fine, but there is such a thing as responsible opinions. Not that you change it to not offend, but you have a sense of decorum when saying it.

    History will determine whether Moore is a visionary or just a malcontent, and they will do so in the context of his books, speeches, and articles.

    I don’t know enough about Solzhenitsyn to speak about him. Also, note, that I didn’t say he was a traitor, I said the people who thought so would have a valid point…

  • http://turningwheels.blogspot.com nathalie

    this one quote in the cartoon doesn’t do his entire diatribe justice. this guy is one of the dumbest people I’ve ever seen in my life– in one breath, on foreign soil, he goes on about how dumb Americans are. in the next breath, for the Americans who are suckers to his bullshit, he says how smart Americans are. he consistently defends the fascists of the world (look into his lust for Castro) while bashing the policies of democratically elected leaders. he makes NO sense at all, and (imho) only serves to feed anti-American sentiment. he’s a buffoon, one that unfortunately has the right to spew his usual tripe.

  • http://www.insingificantthoughts.com Vinny

    Just for shits and giggles, here’s the whole thing:

    Heads Up… from Michael Moore

    Friends,

    I have never seen a head so far up a Presidential ass (pardon my Falluja) than the one I saw last night at the “news conference” given by George W. Bush. He’s still talking about finding “weapons of mass destruction” — this time on Saddam’s “turkey farm.” Turkey indeed. Clearly the White House believes there are enough idiots in the 17 swing states who will buy this. I think they are in for a rude awakening.

    I’ve been holed up for weeks in the editing room finishing my film (“Fahrenheit 911″). That’s why you haven’t heard from me lately. But after last night’s Lyndon Johnson impersonation from the East Room — essentially promising to send even more troops into the Iraq sinkhole — I had to write you all a note.

    First, can we stop the Orwellian language and start using the proper names for things? Those are not “contractors” in Iraq. They are not there to fix a roof or to pour concrete in a driveway. They are MERCENARIES and SOLDIERS OF FORTUNE. They are there for the money, and the money is very good if you live long enough to spend it.

    Halliburton is not a “company” doing business in Iraq. It is a WAR PROFITEER, bilking millions from the pockets of average Americans. In past wars they would have been arrested — or worse.

    The Iraqis who have risen up against the occupation are not “insurgents” or “terrorists” or “The Enemy.” They are the REVOLUTION, the Minutemen, and their numbers will grow — and they will win. Get it, Mr. Bush? You closed down a friggin’ weekly newspaper, you great giver of freedom and democracy! Then all hell broke loose. The paper only had 10,000 readers! Why are you smirking?

    One year after we wiped the face of the Saddam statue with our American flag before yanking him down, it is now too dangerous for a single media person to go to that square in Baghdad and file a report on the wonderful one-year anniversary celebration. Of course, there is no celebration, and those brave blow-dried “embeds” can’t even leave the safety of the fort in downtown Baghdad. They never actually SEE what is taking place across Iraq (most of the pictures we see on TV are shot by Arab media and some Europeans). When you watch a report “from Iraq” what you are getting is the press release handed out by the U.S. occupation force and repeated to you as “news.”

    I currently have two cameramen/reporters doing work for me in Iraq for my movie (unbeknownst to the Army). They are talking to soldiers and gathering the true sentiment about what is really going on. They Fed Ex the footage back to me each week. That’s right, Fed Ex. Who said we haven’t brought freedom to Iraq! The funniest story my guys tell me is how when they fly into Baghdad, they don’t have to show a passport or go through immigration. Why not? Because they have not traveled from a foreign country — they’re coming from America TO America, a place that is ours, a new American territory called Iraq.

    There is a lot of talk amongst Bush’s opponents that we should turn this war over to the United Nations. Why should the other countries of this world, countries who tried to talk us out of this folly, now have to clean up our mess? I oppose the U.N. or anyone else risking the lives of their citizens to extract us from our debacle. I’m sorry, but the majority of Americans supported this war once it began and, sadly, that majority must now sacrifice their children until enough blood has been let that maybe — just maybe — God and the Iraqi people will forgive us in the end.

    Until then, enjoy the “pacification” of Falluja, the “containment” of Sadr City, and the next Tet Offensive – oops, I mean, “terrorist attack by a small group of Baathist loyalists” (Hahaha! I love writing those words, Baathist loyalists, it makes me sound so Peter Jennings!) — followed by a “news conference” where we will be told that we must “stay the course” because we are “winning the hearts and minds of the people.”

    I’ll write again soon. Don’t despair. Remember, the American people are not that stupid. Sure, we can be frightened into a war, but we always come around sooner or later — and the one way this is NOT like Vietnam is that it hasn’t taken the public four long years to figure out they were lied to.

    Now if Bush would just quit speaking in public and giving me more free material for my movie, I can get back to work and get it done. I’ve got four weeks left ’til completion.

    Yours,

    Michael Moore
    mmflint@aol.com
    http://www.michaelmoore.com

  • Kevin

    aaahh come on Vinny did you really have to do that?

  • balbulican

    He’s basically an entertainer…not really a political analyst or a journalist, but a kind of topical comedian.

    Personally I find him funny a lot of the time (certainly funnier than Ann Coulter, another entertainer who pretends to be a journalist), but too manipulative for my taste. His weakness, like Ms. Coulter’s is that he is playing to a loyal constituency, but too offensive to win new converts.

  • balbulican

    Nath, Kevin, Vinny: What would you say is the social duty of an American honestly who takes great exception to the current occupation of Iraq, and foresees an eventual American expulsion?

  • http://stageleft.crow.ws stageleft

    I’m wondering where I sit on the scale….. if there is one that is.

    Rhetoric aside, I agree with some of the stuff Moore has written here, and disagree with some of it.

    Is it the words that he has chosen to state his opinion? Or is it what he is actually saying that has everyones knickers in such an uproar?

  • http://turningwheels.blogspot.com nathalie

    what do you mean by an “American expulsion”? the Russians invaded Afghanistan to claim it as their own. last I checked we have no intention of making Iraq “America East”, as Mr. Moore “ficticiously” claims in his letter. of course we’re going to leave eventually, so this question isn’t really answerable. I foresee an American withdrawal (not expulsion), too.

    as far as being against invading Iraq in the first place, say it all you want. I could care less. it’s the viciousness that goes along with this “dissent”, the wish for the opposition to win, for the loss of our troops, just to advance a point. that’s going too far, imho, and does border on treason. don’t you think that the radical Islamists take these words and use them to motivate their “minutemen”? these same people that are calling this another Vietnam were the same folks who contributed to the failure at Vietnam. for the sake of political correctness, our troops have to fight with one arm tied behind their backs. if we carry on this way, then Mr. Moore’s little prediction will come true, and he’ll have himself to blame.

  • http://turningwheels.blogspot.com nathalie

    it’s both what he says and how he says it. if I was a GI in Iraq right now, I’d want his head on a stick. seriously. this guy says inflammatory stuff, then chuckles and whines “I’m just a comedian, haha”. his shit isn’t funny– we’re talking about lives here.

    in my prev. comment: Russians should be Soviets.

  • http://stageleft.crow.ws stageleft

    After reading your comment I would be most interested in hearing how dissent should be expressed then nathalie.

  • balbulican

    Nath, what the Russians said at the time was that they were invading Afghanistan because it represented a dangerous threat to the integrity of the Soviet Union. Their goal was to topple the anti-Soviet government, install a regime friendly to the USSR, then retire. Sound a bit familiar?

    As for the rest of your argument, it’s been used by supporters of every war to discourage war critics since as far back as World War One, by governments of both the right and left. I personally feel any state is best served by the most open criticism and the freest press possible.

  • http://www.insignificantthoughts.com Vinny

    “As for the rest of your argument, it’s been used by supporters of every war to discourage war critics since as far back as World War One, by governments of both the right and left. I personally feel any state is best served by the most open criticism and the freest press possible.

    See, the problem is that neither Nathalie nor I (and Nathalie, correct me if I’m wrong) have a problem with an open, honest, and thoughtful discussion of ideas whether they’re dissenting or consenting, but someone like Moore (or to use a more offensive example for my friends from the North, Ann Coulter) only has the intention of undermining a conservative government, and has no interest in discussing or being criticized.

    If he were to participate in one of the discussions here, everyone would be assaulting him instantaneously.

    I think that’s the difference between dissent and the type of treasonous tripe that he spews on a daily basis.

  • balbulican

    Well, I have to disagree. Dissent or political commentary comes in more forms than reasoned debate, and you know it…on this site you’ve posted, linked to or featured parodies, simple strings of insult, mocking photos…it’s all legit. How funny one finds it is probably to a large degree determined by the extent to which one agrees with the point being made.

    I don’t agree that a critic of a war…any war…should shut up because he/she might weaken the national resolve, or whatever. That’s the intent…to change your government’s policy position. Calling that treason is silly, in my opinion…sillier than Ann Coulter dismissing liberals as traitors.

    There is substance to what he is saying above, although you seem too angry to see it. In essence, he’s recapitulating the key point of a discussion that’s been running at Stageleft, on the disparity between the US’s claim to be winning hearts and minds, and the growing anger of what appears to be a growing sector of what were once moderate Iraqis. Except he’s making a speech out of it. Others are doing it in cartoons, or nasty songs…or threads on blogs.

  • http://greenbaron.blogspot.com Green Baron

    To me, Michael Moore is a Fat Bastard, and I wouldn’t be so quick to call him traitor, but definitely a Fat Bastard :)

    Balbulican> When Fat Bastard supplies the resistance with accolades and arms, I’ll call him a traitor as I consider Jane Fonda one, but for now he’s just a Fat Bastard :)

  • balbulican

    And to think I was once worried about the decline of substantive debate in American politics. Whatever was I thinking?

  • http://greenbaron.blogspot.com Green Baron

    Bal> I was just having fun there. I found that is you can’t find politics amusing, it oses its fun quickly.

  • balbulican

    I agree completely, and I’m sure that upon contemplation of your sage words, Vinny and Nath will rethink their response to Mr. Moore.

  • http://greenbaron.blogspot.com Green Baron

    I have about as much love for Fat Bastard as they do but I just don’t get as fired up about it. I’m defending the free speech rights of Fat Bastard to be a Fat Bastard, but I cannot be too angry about Fat Bastard, because I just imagine Fat Bastard in Canada eating several tons of poutine and I start laughing.

    BTW, I am googlebombing with the whole Fat Bastard thing, in case you were questioning that :)

    And if Vinny doesn’t want me to googlebomb Fat Bastard then he can ask me not to, and I’ll gladly stop, but he may actually like that idea. He may even encourage Fat Bastard to join his diet plan.

    BTW, I am weary of accuisng Fat Bastard of treason for your reasons. I also defend the free speech rights of Vinny and Nathalie to call Fat Bastard a traitor. Now if Vinny kneed Fat Bastard in the groin, I’d say that he went too far.

    I also think the US has been far worse in the past. I could see FDR or Lincoln locking up Fat Bastard for his comments as Lincoln suspended Habeas Corpus during the Civil War, and the Fairness Doctrine was established by FDR. I imagine Trudeau would have been more ruthless, and he’d even deny Fat Bastard poutine if he praised the FRQ :)

    Also, I have yet to hear the White House declare Fat Bastard a traitor or enemy combatant. Just private citizens.

  • balbulican

    I agree with you: Vinny and Nath have every right to call Moore a “traitor”, or every single person enlisted in the armed forces a “hero”, or the current adminstration’s policy a “war” on terror, or the Goodyear blimp a camel, if they want to. I’m certainly not suggesting they shouldn’t have the right to say that stuff, especially on Vinny’s own website.

    I’m simply trying, with the benefit of my advanced years and staggering wisdom, to help them understand how mistaken they are.

  • http://greenbaron.blogspot.com Green Baron

    well with the exception to the last one, they’re expressing opinions, and with your wisdom and age come your own views which differ from theirs.

    I’ll be willing to listen to you, but I’ll probably disagree with you a lot. BTW, how far do you live from Newfoundland. I’ll be in Corner Brook form June 5-22, provided my leave has no problems. Where do you live in Canada? I think you mentioned Nunavut.

  • balbulican

    I actually live in the nation’s capital, home of the ignominious and inglorious Senators (adjectives applicable to both the hockey team and the politicians), but most of my work is in Nunavut (long commute). I’m about a three day drive from Corner Brook….you gotta go by ferry to Cape Breton, then Nova Scotia, up through Fredericton to Riviere Du Loup, south shore to Montreal.

  • http://greenbaron.blogspot.com Green Baron

    So you know Stageleft then. What is your opinion on Ed Braodbent returning to Parliament? I would visit Ottawa, but I don’t have a car and most of my time will be spent with my beloved Karen. I know about the ferry as her mother is from Cape Breton.

    Now I can visit Ottawa and meet two delightful bloggers I would rarely agree with :) Maybe Vinnei and Nathalie would come too. The Insignifiacnat Thoughts Comment bash (but hopefully no real bashing).

  • http://greenbaron.blogspot.com Green Baron

    BTW, if I were to go to Ottawa, I’d probably take Canada Jet.

  • Kevin

    Sorry to be late to the fray, real life called.
    If you wish to stand in the middle of Pennsylvania Ave. and shout to all that will listen that the US is wrong to be in Iraq, it’s wrong to kill, the war is evil, what ever your point of view is, more power to ya, thats your right. If your heart, conscience, or moral outrage compels you to take a stand than by all means do so.
    But don’t do it to sell a book or hype a movie. The only reason this self absorbed piece of shit is spouting this crap, is for self promotion and to stir controversy and interest in his up coming movie. He doesn’t care about the people dying in Iraq. He has no sympathy for the loved ones who’s lives have been lost or are in danger of being lost ( you don’t believe me? look at how long this thread has run).
    Which brings me full circle to my original question. “Why are you giving this……… the time of day?”

  • balbulican

    Green, I tend to be a bit all over the map politically, and prefer to vote for honest, committeed politicians than the party. So I’ve supported David McDonald and Robert Stanfield (Conservative) as well as Marion Dewar and Pat Fraser (NDP). Ed has always struck me as a smart and totally decent guy, and I’d probably vote for him if I was in his riding.

    As far as I can tell, the halfway point for Stageleft, me, Vinny, you and Nathalie would be somewhere in Nebraska. You pick the bar and the date.

    Kevin, not sure how you’ve decided that Moore doesn’t mean or care about what he’s saying. I guess that’s one way to dismiss him, but I don’t think you’re right.

    Get rid of that real life stuff if it’s getting in the way of your participation.

  • http://www.insingificantthoughts.com Vinny

    I actually think he does believe what he’s saying…

  • Kevin

    Look at your latest post, the great crusader for the working man in the US is out-sourcing his crap to Canada. Yea he’s a true believer alright.
    I’m telling ya it’s the money and fame.
    And I can’t believe you sucked me into wasting more time on this ass wipe. I may need some type of counseling after this….
    bal, hows the weather in Canada?

  • balbulican

    Gorgeous. We took the money we’re making from Michael Moore’s Website and installed beach umbrellas all along the TransCanada, and we’re sitting outside drinking Molson’s and eating Poutine and Beaver Tails.

  • Kevin

    I’d come up with something really sharp to say if I could stop laughing long enough.
    I’ve got this funny feeling I’m gonna regret this but, what is Poutine?

  • balbulican

    Poutine is the national food of Quebec. It is French Fries, hot gravy, and melted fresh curds, and sometimes meat sauce (but never on Friday). They serve it at MacDonalds’s in Quebec…I am NOT kidding.

    It’s funny you should ask. When your message popped up Vinny and I were just chatting about interesting dining experiences, and I was describing a traditional Inuit delicacy I once sampled. It was a clear dip was a clear fluid, known as “misseraq”. It consists of fat drained from the thoracic cavity of a walrus, poured into a gas can, buried for two or three years and allowed to ferment. It tastes like the most rancid oil you have ever seen in your life, mixed with rotting fish. I have eaten raw seal liver, sea slugs, cat, pigeon, rat, raw ptarmigan, dog and snake in my time…but misseraq was the worst.

    Stageleft, on the other hand, loves it.

  • Kevin

    Ok guys, I’m not a doctor or anthing, but here’s what I’m thinking.. Ya’ll live so far north that your not getting enough oxygen.
    Ya’ll come on down and we’ll fix up some good southern food, that doesn’t entail eating any fish bait fermented or otherwise. You boys worry me…

  • balbulican

    I had Texan food just last night. Pie with ice cream. That’s Texan, isn’t it?
    Remember the A La Mode?

  • Kevin

    bal, don’t take that act on the road, I’m afraid that you’ll starve.
    I was in Rochester, New York once and asked for Chicken fried steak and iced tea for dinner, those poor folks didn’t have a clue what it was i was talking about. They brought out some Eyetailyawn (Italian) food that I had never heard of before, and just thinking about it now makes my mouth water… Never have had any French food that I know of.

  • balbulican

    Furthest south I ever was in the States (except for Airports) was North Carolina. Great biscuits (which means something else up here)…but trying to get a cup of tea was kinda weird. Now, they had lots of iced tea. And I always assumed that iced tea passes through a boiling stage on the way to becoming iced. But people looked at me very oddly when I tried to get a cup of tea at the boiled, pre-ice stage.

    And don’t get me started on what I had to go through to get vinegar for my fries, like a civilized person.

  • Kevin

    You drink hot tea in Texas under two conditions, A. you and the other little old ladies in your shawls have a spell or B. your trying to kill a cough by fixin (dont’ start) a small cup of hot tea, a large slug (again don’t start)of whisky and a small drop of honey and lemon juice. The small cup of hot tea is not for the cough, it’s to keep the local Baptist from thinking bad of you for drinking the whiskey.
    I’ll be damned, my father in law is a Canadian, who da thunk it? I always thought it was him being strange eating vinegar on his fries.

  • balbulican

    Being strange and being Canadian are not necessarily mutually exclusive, hard though that may be to fathom. Your dad in law is obviously a man of refinement and cultivated sensibilities.

  • Kevin

    I’d pass your compliment on to the ol’ boy, but he starts getting cross eyed and honery when I use words with more than on syllable.
    He traveled the length of Canada with his wife ( a true saint ) last year, they did it in about 6 months.
    To quote him “Nice place they got up there, sum bitches talk funny liken thay mightbe foreign or sumpin” “Got sum funny damn holerdays too, also gottem lots of them Frenchmens liven up in there wit em”.
    So you see, the complement may not have the desired effect.

  • http://greenbaron.blogspot.com Green Baron

    Bal> The halfway point is much further west, as I am in South Korea right now, though I am from New Orleans, originally.

    Kevin> If you wnat good French food, New Orleans has it and cheap.

  • Kevin

    Green Baron, thanks for the tip, I’m afraid I wouldn’t know what to order. I’ve spent more than a few un-remembered nights in your fair city as a young man. It is somthing of a right of passage (or was when I was young) for young men in Texas to borrow a car and partake the experience that is Marti Gra(sp). While there I acquired a life long affection for blues and jazz. Two of modern mans greatest forms of expression. Along the way I also developed a true distaste for Dixie Land Jazz, IMHO nothing more than energetic noise.

  • http://turningwheels.blogspot.com nathalie

    sheesh, step away for a couple of days and…

    going waaaay back: M. Moore isn’t a traitor. some of the stuff he says could easily be used by the enemy, being so public and all. I do think his shit is un-American, and that’s just my opinion, like the good Baron stated. Vinny– no corrections needed. Moore has no interest in thoughtful discussion or debate. he’s an asshole if you dare state an opposing view (Oscars, anyone?)

    now, on to the more interesting subject here: food. poutine sounds nasty, so I’ll stick with Green Baron’s suggestion: eating in N’awlins. the great thing and the bad thing about Cali is the transient nature of our population. the good part is the food– there’s something for everybody. num num.

    if green baron is in S. Korea, does that mean the halfway point is Hawaii? sure beats Nebraska!

  • balbulican

    Poutine SOUNDS nasty?

    My dear, that’s NOTHING to the way it looks. http://photos.colinmackenzie.net/Party!/Mmmm!%20Poutine!.JPG

  • http://turningwheels.blogspot.com nathalie

    bal, I shoulda known before opening that picture of… yuck!!

  • balbulican

    Be grateful I refrained from posting a picture in the Diaper Thread.

  • http://www.insingificantthoughts.com Vinny

    Years and years of politics: No reaction.

    I’m now speechless at that picture.

  • Kevin

    the poutine and misseraq had me worried last night, now your starting to scare me.

  • http://greenbaron.blogspot.com Green Baron

    Vinny may wnat to avoid poutine as he is on a diet, but I think the stuff is pretty good. Never had misseraq, though. I am open to new foods, so I’ll try it.

  • Chuck

    I was told, by a total stranger on a flight from Boston to London, that there are 2 places you should never visit if you like good food: Canada and Great Britain. (this as I was preparing to spend a week in northern Scotland)

    -cjb-

  • http://greenbaron.blogspot.com Green Baron

    Chuck> Well, we could have a bad food contest to see if Mikey Moore the Fat Bastard will eat it. And if he refuses to eat something, the food is pretty bad. If Fat Bastard dies of a heart attack, then we take a pool to see how many people it takes to lift his Fat Bastard corpse, and take it to a landfill :)

  • Kevin

    Why are you giving this fat worthless piece of shit, complete waste of oxygen, morally corrupt, ass licking, pond scum, insignificant, poor excuse for a camel turd, embarrassment to his parents, cock sucker the time of day?

  • http://www.insingificantthoughts.com/ Vinny

    In some ways, I’m a massochist :-)

  • Pete from Astoria

    Kevin said it all! This vile self-loathing windbag can find nothing good about the country that makes it possible for a dumb, no-talent scumbag like himself to become a rich celebrity. God bless America.

  • nixos

    So you dislike him as a person because he has the balls to express political dissent?? Did it ever cross your mind that it isn’t outside the realm of possibility that the Iraqi’s dont want us there?

  • http://www.insingificantthoughts.com/ Vinny

    When you’re an American, and you’re praising the people killing our soldiers and proudly proclaiming “they will win,” I have a problem with you.

    It’s not dissent, it’s treason, and I’m really fucking tired of every piece of hate america speech being classified as dissent.

    Dissent:

    “I don’t agree with this war because…”

    Treason:

    “The Iraqis will win!!”

    See the difference? Oh wait, you probably don’t.

  • http://www.insingificantthoughts.com/ Vinny

    Oh, and Penvy? Stop using bullshit names. I wasn’t born yesterday.

  • Pete from Astoria

    Dissent is fine, but a person should be able to back his dissent with some basic facts and/or arguments, if they want to be taken seriously. Mr. Moore just parrots the same tired old anti-America, anti-capitalist propoganda that has been in the commie playbook for generations.

  • http://www.insingificantthoughts.com/ Vinny

    Why is it that you can’t criticize the Michael Moores of the world without being accused of stifling their right to dissent?

  • balbulican

    Vinny, with respect:

    a) your soldiers are occupying their country.
    b) I would bet a fair percentage of the Iraqi population sees them as an occupying force. I would also bet that a fair percentage of the Iraqi population has some sympathy for the insurgents they see fighting the occupying force.
    c) Your own guy in Bagdhad said not two days ago that the Iraqi armed forces and police were not going to be able to maintain security, and commented on what he saw as an excessively sympathetic attitude toward the insurgents.

    So I think Moore is commenting, in language as inflammatory as he can, that the guys fighting Americans in Iraq…some of them, anyway…are a bit like the Mujahadeen and Taliban who fought the Russian invaders of Afghanistan. Most countries don’t, in fact, like being occupied.

  • http://www.insingificantthoughts.com/ Vinny

    And predicting the defeat of our soldiers is a wonderful thing for a man with a reach of millions of people to do. At best, it’s irresponsible.

    Taken in context of the other crap he dishes out, I still say it’s treasonous.

  • http://www.insingificantthoughts.com/ Vinny

    And, I did ask a legitimate question: Why is it that anytime you criticize Michael Moore, you’re accused of stifling dissent?

  • balbulican

    Maybe. Or just a commentator telling the truth, as he sees it. Solzhenitsyn was called a traitor by the Soviet Union for predicting the defeat of Russian forces after they invaded Afghanistan. I suppose you could argue he was…but he was telling the truth, as he saw it, and as it turns out he was right.

    As for the “stifling dissent” question…not sure who you’re addressing it to. I didn’t accuse you, although accusing someone of treason might, perhaps, be characterized as somewhat “stifling”.

  • http://stageleft.crow.ws/ stageleft

    “Why is it that anytime you criticize Michael Moore, you’re accused of stifling dissent?”

    In short Vinny, your not.

    Some people may, but they are the same types of people who tell Americans who criticize Bush’s actions in Iraq that they are unpatriotic and (just possibly) treasonous, or who tell non-Americans like me that we’re terrorist loving, anti-American, asshats, who have no idea what we’re talking about because it didn’t happen to us.

    I try not to generalize the entire right by the rambling and muttering of their idiots, and you shouldn’t generalize the left by theirs.

  • http://www.insingificantthoughts.com/ Vinny

    “I try not to generalize the entire right by the rambling and muttering of their idiots, and you shouldn’t generalize the left by theirs.”

    You know better than anyone that I don’t…

  • Kevin

    If my comments regarding the afore mentioned piece of shit,(see item #1 above) constitute stifling dissent, so be it. I’ve been accused of worse things by better people.This particular person deserves no response other than that that which was given.
    Others with an HONEST disenting point of view do not and will not be given the same response. I have no apology to make for my sentiment. For those offended by my choice of words, I do apologize.
    Vinnys point about the difference between dissent and treason is right on the mark.

  • balbulican

    To me, “stifling” dissent means taking active steps to prevent the dissemination of views. So far I don’t see anyone doing that in this thread…just pissed off people who disagree with Michael Moore and think he’s a traitor.

    Vinny, where precisely do you feel someone accused you of stifling dissent?

  • balbulican

    And a follow up question…was Solzhenitsyn a traitor to Russia for pointing out, accurately, that the Soviet Army was an occupying force, largely unwelcome, and would be driven out of Afghanistan?

  • http://www.insingificantthoughts.com/ Vinny

    I think if anyone had called him one at the time, they’d have a valid point, no?

    And Moore has a mission; destroy this President… This time he’s doing it by undermining his country’s war effort.

    Sorry, but that’s downright treasonous to me.

  • balbulican

    Russia DID call him one at the time. Americans who agreed with him felt he was a hero for having the guts to speak out. (He was living in exile in the US at the time).

    What would you say is the social duty of an American honestly who takes great exception to the current occupation of Iraq, and foresees an eventual American expulsion?

    And again…where was it you feel you were accused of stifling defeat?

  • http://stageleft.crow.ws/ stageleft

    So…. if Solzhenitsyn was a traitor at the time what is he now?

    Time and the history books of the day of the various countries concerned decide who is, or is not, a patriot, a traitor, a visionary, or just some vocal guy with an opinion.

  • http://www.insingificantthoughts.com/ Vinny

    Vocal guys with opinions are fine, but there is such a thing as responsible opinions. Not that you change it to not offend, but you have a sense of decorum when saying it.

    History will determine whether Moore is a visionary or just a malcontent, and they will do so in the context of his books, speeches, and articles.

    I don’t know enough about Solzhenitsyn to speak about him. Also, note, that I didn’t say he was a traitor, I said the people who thought so would have a valid point…

  • http://turningwheels.blogspot.com/ nathalie

    this one quote in the cartoon doesn’t do his entire diatribe justice. this guy is one of the dumbest people I’ve ever seen in my life– in one breath, on foreign soil, he goes on about how dumb Americans are. in the next breath, for the Americans who are suckers to his bullshit, he says how smart Americans are. he consistently defends the fascists of the world (look into his lust for Castro) while bashing the policies of democratically elected leaders. he makes NO sense at all, and (imho) only serves to feed anti-American sentiment. he’s a buffoon, one that unfortunately has the right to spew his usual tripe.

  • http://www.insingificantthoughts.com/ Vinny

    Just for shits and giggles, here’s the whole thing:

    Heads Up… from Michael Moore

    Friends,

    I have never seen a head so far up a Presidential ass (pardon my Falluja) than the one I saw last night at the “news conference” given by George W. Bush. He’s still talking about finding “weapons of mass destruction” — this time on Saddam’s “turkey farm.” Turkey indeed. Clearly the White House believes there are enough idiots in the 17 swing states who will buy this. I think they are in for a rude awakening.

    I’ve been holed up for weeks in the editing room finishing my film (“Fahrenheit 911″). That’s why you haven’t heard from me lately. But after last night’s Lyndon Johnson impersonation from the East Room — essentially promising to send even more troops into the Iraq sinkhole — I had to write you all a note.

    First, can we stop the Orwellian language and start using the proper names for things? Those are not “contractors” in Iraq. They are not there to fix a roof or to pour concrete in a driveway. They are MERCENARIES and SOLDIERS OF FORTUNE. They are there for the money, and the money is very good if you live long enough to spend it.

    Halliburton is not a “company” doing business in Iraq. It is a WAR PROFITEER, bilking millions from the pockets of average Americans. In past wars they would have been arrested — or worse.

    The Iraqis who have risen up against the occupation are not “insurgents” or “terrorists” or “The Enemy.” They are the REVOLUTION, the Minutemen, and their numbers will grow — and they will win. Get it, Mr. Bush? You closed down a friggin’ weekly newspaper, you great giver of freedom and democracy! Then all hell broke loose. The paper only had 10,000 readers! Why are you smirking?

    One year after we wiped the face of the Saddam statue with our American flag before yanking him down, it is now too dangerous for a single media person to go to that square in Baghdad and file a report on the wonderful one-year anniversary celebration. Of course, there is no celebration, and those brave blow-dried “embeds” can’t even leave the safety of the fort in downtown Baghdad. They never actually SEE what is taking place across Iraq (most of the pictures we see on TV are shot by Arab media and some Europeans). When you watch a report “from Iraq” what you are getting is the press release handed out by the U.S. occupation force and repeated to you as “news.”

    I currently have two cameramen/reporters doing work for me in Iraq for my movie (unbeknownst to the Army). They are talking to soldiers and gathering the true sentiment about what is really going on. They Fed Ex the footage back to me each week. That’s right, Fed Ex. Who said we haven’t brought freedom to Iraq! The funniest story my guys tell me is how when they fly into Baghdad, they don’t have to show a passport or go through immigration. Why not? Because they have not traveled from a foreign country — they’re coming from America TO America, a place that is ours, a new American territory called Iraq.

    There is a lot of talk amongst Bush’s opponents that we should turn this war over to the United Nations. Why should the other countries of this world, countries who tried to talk us out of this folly, now have to clean up our mess? I oppose the U.N. or anyone else risking the lives of their citizens to extract us from our debacle. I’m sorry, but the majority of Americans supported this war once it began and, sadly, that majority must now sacrifice their children until enough blood has been let that maybe — just maybe — God and the Iraqi people will forgive us in the end.

    Until then, enjoy the “pacification” of Falluja, the “containment” of Sadr City, and the next Tet Offensive – oops, I mean, “terrorist attack by a small group of Baathist loyalists” (Hahaha! I love writing those words, Baathist loyalists, it makes me sound so Peter Jennings!) — followed by a “news conference” where we will be told that we must “stay the course” because we are “winning the hearts and minds of the people.”

    I’ll write again soon. Don’t despair. Remember, the American people are not that stupid. Sure, we can be frightened into a war, but we always come around sooner or later — and the one way this is NOT like Vietnam is that it hasn’t taken the public four long years to figure out they were lied to.

    Now if Bush would just quit speaking in public and giving me more free material for my movie, I can get back to work and get it done. I’ve got four weeks left ’til completion.

    Yours,

    Michael Moore
    mmflint@aol.com
    http://www.michaelmoore.com

  • Kevin

    aaahh come on Vinny did you really have to do that?

  • balbulican

    He’s basically an entertainer…not really a political analyst or a journalist, but a kind of topical comedian.

    Personally I find him funny a lot of the time (certainly funnier than Ann Coulter, another entertainer who pretends to be a journalist), but too manipulative for my taste. His weakness, like Ms. Coulter’s is that he is playing to a loyal constituency, but too offensive to win new converts.

  • balbulican

    Nath, Kevin, Vinny: What would you say is the social duty of an American honestly who takes great exception to the current occupation of Iraq, and foresees an eventual American expulsion?

  • http://stageleft.crow.ws/ stageleft

    I’m wondering where I sit on the scale….. if there is one that is.

    Rhetoric aside, I agree with some of the stuff Moore has written here, and disagree with some of it.

    Is it the words that he has chosen to state his opinion? Or is it what he is actually saying that has everyones knickers in such an uproar?

  • http://turningwheels.blogspot.com/ nathalie

    what do you mean by an “American expulsion”? the Russians invaded Afghanistan to claim it as their own. last I checked we have no intention of making Iraq “America East”, as Mr. Moore “ficticiously” claims in his letter. of course we’re going to leave eventually, so this question isn’t really answerable. I foresee an American withdrawal (not expulsion), too.

    as far as being against invading Iraq in the first place, say it all you want. I could care less. it’s the viciousness that goes along with this “dissent”, the wish for the opposition to win, for the loss of our troops, just to advance a point. that’s going too far, imho, and does border on treason. don’t you think that the radical Islamists take these words and use them to motivate their “minutemen”? these same people that are calling this another Vietnam were the same folks who contributed to the failure at Vietnam. for the sake of political correctness, our troops have to fight with one arm tied behind their backs. if we carry on this way, then Mr. Moore’s little prediction will come true, and he’ll have himself to blame.

  • http://turningwheels.blogspot.com/ nathalie

    it’s both what he says and how he says it. if I was a GI in Iraq right now, I’d want his head on a stick. seriously. this guy says inflammatory stuff, then chuckles and whines “I’m just a comedian, haha”. his shit isn’t funny– we’re talking about lives here.

    in my prev. comment: Russians should be Soviets.

  • http://stageleft.crow.ws/ stageleft

    After reading your comment I would be most interested in hearing how dissent should be expressed then nathalie.

  • balbulican

    Nath, what the Russians said at the time was that they were invading Afghanistan because it represented a dangerous threat to the integrity of the Soviet Union. Their goal was to topple the anti-Soviet government, install a regime friendly to the USSR, then retire. Sound a bit familiar?

    As for the rest of your argument, it’s been used by supporters of every war to discourage war critics since as far back as World War One, by governments of both the right and left. I personally feel any state is best served by the most open criticism and the freest press possible.

  • http://www.insignificantthoughts.com/ Vinny

    “As for the rest of your argument, it’s been used by supporters of every war to discourage war critics since as far back as World War One, by governments of both the right and left. I personally feel any state is best served by the most open criticism and the freest press possible.

    See, the problem is that neither Nathalie nor I (and Nathalie, correct me if I’m wrong) have a problem with an open, honest, and thoughtful discussion of ideas whether they’re dissenting or consenting, but someone like Moore (or to use a more offensive example for my friends from the North, Ann Coulter) only has the intention of undermining a conservative government, and has no interest in discussing or being criticized.

    If he were to participate in one of the discussions here, everyone would be assaulting him instantaneously.

    I think that’s the difference between dissent and the type of treasonous tripe that he spews on a daily basis.

  • balbulican

    Well, I have to disagree. Dissent or political commentary comes in more forms than reasoned debate, and you know it…on this site you’ve posted, linked to or featured parodies, simple strings of insult, mocking photos…it’s all legit. How funny one finds it is probably to a large degree determined by the extent to which one agrees with the point being made.

    I don’t agree that a critic of a war…any war…should shut up because he/she might weaken the national resolve, or whatever. That’s the intent…to change your government’s policy position. Calling that treason is silly, in my opinion…sillier than Ann Coulter dismissing liberals as traitors.

    There is substance to what he is saying above, although you seem too angry to see it. In essence, he’s recapitulating the key point of a discussion that’s been running at Stageleft, on the disparity between the US’s claim to be winning hearts and minds, and the growing anger of what appears to be a growing sector of what were once moderate Iraqis. Except he’s making a speech out of it. Others are doing it in cartoons, or nasty songs…or threads on blogs.

  • http://greenbaron.blogspot.com/ Green Baron

    To me, Michael Moore is a Fat Bastard, and I wouldn’t be so quick to call him traitor, but definitely a Fat Bastard :)

    Balbulican> When Fat Bastard supplies the resistance with accolades and arms, I’ll call him a traitor as I consider Jane Fonda one, but for now he’s just a Fat Bastard :)

  • balbulican

    And to think I was once worried about the decline of substantive debate in American politics. Whatever was I thinking?

  • http://greenbaron.blogspot.com/ Green Baron

    Bal> I was just having fun there. I found that is you can’t find politics amusing, it oses its fun quickly.

  • balbulican

    I agree completely, and I’m sure that upon contemplation of your sage words, Vinny and Nath will rethink their response to Mr. Moore.

  • http://greenbaron.blogspot.com/ Green Baron

    I have about as much love for Fat Bastard as they do but I just don’t get as fired up about it. I’m defending the free speech rights of Fat Bastard to be a Fat Bastard, but I cannot be too angry about Fat Bastard, because I just imagine Fat Bastard in Canada eating several tons of poutine and I start laughing.

    BTW, I am googlebombing with the whole Fat Bastard thing, in case you were questioning that :)

    And if Vinny doesn’t want me to googlebomb Fat Bastard then he can ask me not to, and I’ll gladly stop, but he may actually like that idea. He may even encourage Fat Bastard to join his diet plan.

    BTW, I am weary of accuisng Fat Bastard of treason for your reasons. I also defend the free speech rights of Vinny and Nathalie to call Fat Bastard a traitor. Now if Vinny kneed Fat Bastard in the groin, I’d say that he went too far.

    I also think the US has been far worse in the past. I could see FDR or Lincoln locking up Fat Bastard for his comments as Lincoln suspended Habeas Corpus during the Civil War, and the Fairness Doctrine was established by FDR. I imagine Trudeau would have been more ruthless, and he’d even deny Fat Bastard poutine if he praised the FRQ :)

    Also, I have yet to hear the White House declare Fat Bastard a traitor or enemy combatant. Just private citizens.

  • balbulican

    I agree with you: Vinny and Nath have every right to call Moore a “traitor”, or every single person enlisted in the armed forces a “hero”, or the current adminstration’s policy a “war” on terror, or the Goodyear blimp a camel, if they want to. I’m certainly not suggesting they shouldn’t have the right to say that stuff, especially on Vinny’s own website.

    I’m simply trying, with the benefit of my advanced years and staggering wisdom, to help them understand how mistaken they are.

  • http://greenbaron.blogspot.com/ Green Baron

    well with the exception to the last one, they’re expressing opinions, and with your wisdom and age come your own views which differ from theirs.

    I’ll be willing to listen to you, but I’ll probably disagree with you a lot. BTW, how far do you live from Newfoundland. I’ll be in Corner Brook form June 5-22, provided my leave has no problems. Where do you live in Canada? I think you mentioned Nunavut.

  • balbulican

    I actually live in the nation’s capital, home of the ignominious and inglorious Senators (adjectives applicable to both the hockey team and the politicians), but most of my work is in Nunavut (long commute). I’m about a three day drive from Corner Brook….you gotta go by ferry to Cape Breton, then Nova Scotia, up through Fredericton to Riviere Du Loup, south shore to Montreal.

  • http://greenbaron.blogspot.com/ Green Baron

    So you know Stageleft then. What is your opinion on Ed Braodbent returning to Parliament? I would visit Ottawa, but I don’t have a car and most of my time will be spent with my beloved Karen. I know about the ferry as her mother is from Cape Breton.

    Now I can visit Ottawa and meet two delightful bloggers I would rarely agree with :) Maybe Vinnei and Nathalie would come too. The Insignifiacnat Thoughts Comment bash (but hopefully no real bashing).

  • http://greenbaron.blogspot.com/ Green Baron

    BTW, if I were to go to Ottawa, I’d probably take Canada Jet.

  • Kevin

    Sorry to be late to the fray, real life called.
    If you wish to stand in the middle of Pennsylvania Ave. and shout to all that will listen that the US is wrong to be in Iraq, it’s wrong to kill, the war is evil, what ever your point of view is, more power to ya, thats your right. If your heart, conscience, or moral outrage compels you to take a stand than by all means do so.
    But don’t do it to sell a book or hype a movie. The only reason this self absorbed piece of shit is spouting this crap, is for self promotion and to stir controversy and interest in his up coming movie. He doesn’t care about the people dying in Iraq. He has no sympathy for the loved ones who’s lives have been lost or are in danger of being lost ( you don’t believe me? look at how long this thread has run).
    Which brings me full circle to my original question. “Why are you giving this……… the time of day?”

  • balbulican

    Green, I tend to be a bit all over the map politically, and prefer to vote for honest, committeed politicians than the party. So I’ve supported David McDonald and Robert Stanfield (Conservative) as well as Marion Dewar and Pat Fraser (NDP). Ed has always struck me as a smart and totally decent guy, and I’d probably vote for him if I was in his riding.

    As far as I can tell, the halfway point for Stageleft, me, Vinny, you and Nathalie would be somewhere in Nebraska. You pick the bar and the date.

    Kevin, not sure how you’ve decided that Moore doesn’t mean or care about what he’s saying. I guess that’s one way to dismiss him, but I don’t think you’re right.

    Get rid of that real life stuff if it’s getting in the way of your participation.

  • http://www.insingificantthoughts.com/ Vinny

    I actually think he does believe what he’s saying…

  • Kevin

    Look at your latest post, the great crusader for the working man in the US is out-sourcing his crap to Canada. Yea he’s a true believer alright.
    I’m telling ya it’s the money and fame.
    And I can’t believe you sucked me into wasting more time on this ass wipe. I may need some type of counseling after this….
    bal, hows the weather in Canada?

  • balbulican

    Gorgeous. We took the money we’re making from Michael Moore’s Website and installed beach umbrellas all along the TransCanada, and we’re sitting outside drinking Molson’s and eating Poutine and Beaver Tails.

  • Kevin

    I’d come up with something really sharp to say if I could stop laughing long enough.
    I’ve got this funny feeling I’m gonna regret this but, what is Poutine?

  • balbulican

    Poutine is the national food of Quebec. It is French Fries, hot gravy, and melted fresh curds, and sometimes meat sauce (but never on Friday). They serve it at MacDonalds’s in Quebec…I am NOT kidding.

    It’s funny you should ask. When your message popped up Vinny and I were just chatting about interesting dining experiences, and I was describing a traditional Inuit delicacy I once sampled. It was a clear dip was a clear fluid, known as “misseraq”. It consists of fat drained from the thoracic cavity of a walrus, poured into a gas can, buried for two or three years and allowed to ferment. It tastes like the most rancid oil you have ever seen in your life, mixed with rotting fish. I have eaten raw seal liver, sea slugs, cat, pigeon, rat, raw ptarmigan, dog and snake in my time…but misseraq was the worst.

    Stageleft, on the other hand, loves it.

  • Kevin

    Ok guys, I’m not a doctor or anthing, but here’s what I’m thinking.. Ya’ll live so far north that your not getting enough oxygen.
    Ya’ll come on down and we’ll fix up some good southern food, that doesn’t entail eating any fish bait fermented or otherwise. You boys worry me…

  • balbulican

    I had Texan food just last night. Pie with ice cream. That’s Texan, isn’t it?
    Remember the A La Mode?

  • Kevin

    bal, don’t take that act on the road, I’m afraid that you’ll starve.
    I was in Rochester, New York once and asked for Chicken fried steak and iced tea for dinner, those poor folks didn’t have a clue what it was i was talking about. They brought out some Eyetailyawn (Italian) food that I had never heard of before, and just thinking about it now makes my mouth water… Never have had any French food that I know of.

  • balbulican

    Furthest south I ever was in the States (except for Airports) was North Carolina. Great biscuits (which means something else up here)…but trying to get a cup of tea was kinda weird. Now, they had lots of iced tea. And I always assumed that iced tea passes through a boiling stage on the way to becoming iced. But people looked at me very oddly when I tried to get a cup of tea at the boiled, pre-ice stage.

    And don’t get me started on what I had to go through to get vinegar for my fries, like a civilized person.

  • Kevin

    You drink hot tea in Texas under two conditions, A. you and the other little old ladies in your shawls have a spell or B. your trying to kill a cough by fixin (dont’ start) a small cup of hot tea, a large slug (again don’t start)of whisky and a small drop of honey and lemon juice. The small cup of hot tea is not for the cough, it’s to keep the local Baptist from thinking bad of you for drinking the whiskey.
    I’ll be damned, my father in law is a Canadian, who da thunk it? I always thought it was him being strange eating vinegar on his fries.

  • balbulican

    Being strange and being Canadian are not necessarily mutually exclusive, hard though that may be to fathom. Your dad in law is obviously a man of refinement and cultivated sensibilities.

  • Kevin

    I’d pass your compliment on to the ol’ boy, but he starts getting cross eyed and honery when I use words with more than on syllable.
    He traveled the length of Canada with his wife ( a true saint ) last year, they did it in about 6 months.
    To quote him “Nice place they got up there, sum bitches talk funny liken thay mightbe foreign or sumpin” “Got sum funny damn holerdays too, also gottem lots of them Frenchmens liven up in there wit em”.
    So you see, the complement may not have the desired effect.

  • http://greenbaron.blogspot.com/ Green Baron

    Bal> The halfway point is much further west, as I am in South Korea right now, though I am from New Orleans, originally.

    Kevin> If you wnat good French food, New Orleans has it and cheap.

  • Kevin

    Green Baron, thanks for the tip, I’m afraid I wouldn’t know what to order. I’ve spent more than a few un-remembered nights in your fair city as a young man. It is somthing of a right of passage (or was when I was young) for young men in Texas to borrow a car and partake the experience that is Marti Gra(sp). While there I acquired a life long affection for blues and jazz. Two of modern mans greatest forms of expression. Along the way I also developed a true distaste for Dixie Land Jazz, IMHO nothing more than energetic noise.

  • http://turningwheels.blogspot.com/ nathalie

    sheesh, step away for a couple of days and…

    going waaaay back: M. Moore isn’t a traitor. some of the stuff he says could easily be used by the enemy, being so public and all. I do think his shit is un-American, and that’s just my opinion, like the good Baron stated. Vinny– no corrections needed. Moore has no interest in thoughtful discussion or debate. he’s an asshole if you dare state an opposing view (Oscars, anyone?)

    now, on to the more interesting subject here: food. poutine sounds nasty, so I’ll stick with Green Baron’s suggestion: eating in N’awlins. the great thing and the bad thing about Cali is the transient nature of our population. the good part is the food– there’s something for everybody. num num.

    if green baron is in S. Korea, does that mean the halfway point is Hawaii? sure beats Nebraska!

  • balbulican

    Poutine SOUNDS nasty?

    My dear, that’s NOTHING to the way it looks. http://photos.colinmackenzie.net/Party!/Mmmm!%20Poutine!.JPG

  • http://turningwheels.blogspot.com/ nathalie

    bal, I shoulda known before opening that picture of… yuck!!

  • balbulican

    Be grateful I refrained from posting a picture in the Diaper Thread.

  • http://www.insingificantthoughts.com/ Vinny

    Years and years of politics: No reaction.

    I’m now speechless at that picture.

  • Kevin

    the poutine and misseraq had me worried last night, now your starting to scare me.

  • http://greenbaron.blogspot.com/ Green Baron

    Vinny may wnat to avoid poutine as he is on a diet, but I think the stuff is pretty good. Never had misseraq, though. I am open to new foods, so I’ll try it.

  • Chuck

    I was told, by a total stranger on a flight from Boston to London, that there are 2 places you should never visit if you like good food: Canada and Great Britain. (this as I was preparing to spend a week in northern Scotland)

    -cjb-

  • http://greenbaron.blogspot.com/ Green Baron

    Chuck> Well, we could have a bad food contest to see if Mikey Moore the Fat Bastard will eat it. And if he refuses to eat something, the food is pretty bad. If Fat Bastard dies of a heart attack, then we take a pool to see how many people it takes to lift his Fat Bastard corpse, and take it to a landfill :)