It’s something that’s been making its way onto talk shows a lot lately, and it’s really quite silly. Since most of what makes it onto radio falls into the silly category, it’s hard to peg any one thing, but some stuff just stands out.
Janeane “I was sorta funny 10 years ago” Garofalo was on Sean Hannity’s show last week and mentioned it. Also visiting Sean were James Hoffa (Son of famed daisy pusher Jimmy Hoffa), Lanny Davis, and a few others who would be considered left of center. Invariably, at some point, the three I mentioned (and no doubt others at the show) made a claim similar to the one below:
“Why do you always use the word liberal as an insult? I’m tired of being insulted for being a liberal.”
I kid you not.
Now, on the surface this is a pretty dumb statement, as are most of the things that come out of the mouth of Hoffa, Garofalo, and Davis, but I think the whole “insult” angle warrants some examination.
I have never met a conservative who minded being called one. Similarly, I rarely (although more often) admit that neo-conservatives tend to shy away from the term very frequently.
But call a liberal a liberal. You’ll get disdain and grief, for the most part. After the lecture on how dumb you are for pigeonholing them, you will almost invariably get a lecture on how they don’t appreciate the word liberal being used as a slur (I’ve had this happen to me and hear it on the radio regularly), and then they’ll go on to correct you with some other bullshit term they prefer to be referred to as:
1. Independent: I have never met an “independent” who held an actual independent view. Most independents are what I like to refer to as reluctant liberals. “Independents” tend to lean to the left, vote Democrat, and hate pretty much everything. Most “independents” that I’ve met are anything but, but they continue to hide their views in some cloak of intellectualism that demonstrates their broadmindedness in not accepting any one group of political beliefs.
2. Centrist: Howard Dean, in Newsweek Magazine, right before the primary season began, was described as “more centrist than he’s being portrayed as.” Centrist is usually used as a substitution for moderate, yet it’s used to describe people that are anything but. Howard Dean is moderate? In what way? Because he’s okay with guns? Sorry, but being okay with guns while advocating socialism, anti-war demagoguery, and isolationism does not make you a moderate in any skewed definition of the term.
3. Progressive: This is probably my favorite. Progressive, by definition would be moving the country forward. Progressives, however, are not. Affirmative action, a policy of segregating races so as to “level the playing field” does not move the country forward. Handing out healthcare for free, food for free, housing for free, clothing for free, and all the other social programs that are destined to have people suckling the teet of huge government for the rest of their lives does nothing for the greater advancement of our country.
I think, as I said earlier, the interesting part of liberals who hate being called such, is that they believe the term is being used as a slur. Particularly interesting about this is that the word liberal is not a slur, no matter how it’s used. To me, it sounds as ridiculous as saying “I am not nice. Stop using nice as a slur.”
I’m a conservative. I’m proud of it. Hell, by most definitions, I’m a neoconservative. I’m proud of that too. I’m a card carrying sustaining member of the RNC. I’m the proud grandson of two military vets (both of whom were officers in the military). I’m a proud supporter of the NRA.
And I think I speak for most conservatives. I don’t believe the word conservative (or the oft misused “neocon”) is an insult. Most of us are proud of who we are. Think about the next time you hear a liberal dodge the term like it’s the plague.