Bring it on? Fuck you…

You know, John Kerry spent yesterday defending himself from SBVAT and President Bush spent yesterday saying he’s never questioned John Kerry’s “noble” service.

Isn’t it quaint that with a band of radical islamic fundamentalist nutcases trying to kill us wherever they can, we’re still (STILL) talking about the damned fucking Vietnam war?

Are these two talking heads so fucking devoid of ideas that the only thing they can discuss is their respective war records from 30 years ago?

I have so had it, I swear.

I was going to give the President another campaign donation before the convention (the drop-dead date for donations to campaigns) but now I seriously doubt I will.

I just wish I would’ve known two years ago, when I started donating to the RNC, what was going to happen today as far as issues go. I never would’ve gave the President a single cent.

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  • Dave

    How can the press not talk about it? This is John Kerry’s main issue for his campaign.

  • http://www.insignificantthoughts.com Vinny

    Who’s talking about the press? I’m talking about the candidates! :roll:

  • http://blah Tom

    Yo, Vinny. Bush hasn’t criticized Kerry’s service — or made it an issue in his campaign. The issue is strictly between Kerry and the Swift Boat Vets. Consequently, if you’re blaming Bush for the actions and words of third parties wholly unrelated to Bush, you might want to consider visiting reality more often — or getting counseling, at the least.

  • pete from astoria

    This whole Vietnam thing sets up a terrible precident for future campaigns. (especially if Kerry wins)I can just see thirty years from now, one candidate who was a Iraq war vet chastising the other candidate who wasn’t. In fact, I am surprised that a New York City Firefighter hasn’t decided to go into politics yet. Imagine the traction that he can get out of stating that he ran into the burning WTC to save people. How could anyone dare challenge him in any way. No matter what his policy ideas would be. Back to Vietnam, one can only imagine how many Vietnam Vets are currently in prison, and even on death row. Should they have been excused of their criminal behavior since they were “war heros”? The whole damned thing is rediculous. Perhaps after the Republican convention the media will be forced to cover the Presidents policy ideas, and thus force the candidates to talk about issues as well. One can only hope. Until then, I too will significantly tune out.

  • http://http:/www.robertkbrown.com/ RKB

    Tom,

    You might want to brush up on your reading skills because the central point of Vinny’s argument isn’t in the first paragraph, but the third.

    Are these two talking heads so fucking devoid of ideas that the only thing they can discuss is their respective war records from 30 years ago?

    And a little research would be helpful, too, before claiming that the Swift Boat Veterans are wholly unrelated to Bush.

    http://tinyurl.com/466rd

    Imagine what the rank and file would say if Kerry had this many connections with a group intent on smearing Bush’s character.

  • http://www.insignificantthoughts.com Vinny

    I don’t think he got to the third paragraph, RKB.

  • http://www.dogsnot.com Gordon the Magnifico

    How dare anyone question the Almighty RKB?

  • http://www.insignificantthoughts.com Vinny

    Imagine if Kerry had any connections to a fundraiser like George Soros who’s trying with all his might to turn moveon.org into even more of an anti-Bush organization.

    Imagine that. :roll:

  • Tom

    To RKB: Bush isn’t the one talking about Vietnam. Kerry is. When the press specifically asked Bush about Kerry’s service (note: Bush didn’t bring it up — it was a question specifically addressed at Bush from the press), he essentially said that he wasn’t going to criticize Kerry’s “noble service”. So get real.

    I’m still waiting for proof that the Bush campaign had *any* connection to the Swift Vets besides some bullshit diagram which tries to turn friendships and acquaintances into evidence of wrongdoing. Hint: It ain’t. You and the NY Times are trying to pull guilt by association, but it just won’t work. Go back to the drawing board and come up with real proof. Otherwise, you’re wasting my time.

  • Tom

    Pete,

    Being a “war hero” won’t buy you a cup of coffee. It shouldn’t be used as a shield to avoid answering questions about your past. Kerry, by his own admission, committed a war crime during Vietnam; essentially shooting an unarmed and fleeing teen VC in the back. What a hero. Meanwhile, all of the special interest whores in NOW, NEA, Planned Parenthood, Move On, Greenpeace, and FILL-IN-THE-BLANK-WITH-CLUELESS-LIBERAL-GROUP are lining up behind their “war hero.” Wow, I can’t wait to have an admitted war criminal in the White House. The French seem to love him. Maybe Kerry can hand over the keys to the Pentagon to the UN, and the Europeans will start throwing roses in front of his path wherever he walks…

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  • http://www.insignificantthoughts.com Vinny

    :roll:

    Sometimes I wish I deleted more comments…

  • http://www.robertkbrown.com RKB

    Jeepers, Tom, you almost make it sound as though it was George W. Bush who volunteered for duty in Vietnam way back in the day instead of ducking out of his responsibilities to his country like so many of his generation.

    Just because Bush didn’t volunteer for ‘Nam — and had an acknowledged problem with the bottle in his younger days — doesn’t mean he’s unfit to be C in C.

    Let’s talk about what these two men are doing today, what they plan to do tomorrow, instead of dwelling on who they were in their twenties.

  • Tom

    RKB: You’re backpedaling. Whether Bush joined the National Guard or went to Vietnam isn’t the issue. I don’t care at all. The issue is whether Bush is making Kerry’s service a campaign issue. He ain’t. Game over. Thank you for playing.

    [I don't consider a lack of "war hero" experience a disqualification for the White House. The Presidency is a civilian job. Sure, military service is an advantage -- but it *can* also be a disadvantage, in that former military officers might be biased toward military action (whereas, someone with a civilian background might show more restraint). Not always the case. But possible.]

    If you want to talk about what Bush is doing today, fine. I’d be happy to discuss that. But the point of this whole thread is that Bush supposedly brought up Kerry’s Vietnam service as his primary campaign message. That’s a bold-faced lie. Bush ain’t talking about Vietnam. And not only is there no connection between the Swift Boat Vets (and give me a break on the NY Times “Six Degrees of Separation” crap; by that measure, we’re all linked to Osama Bin Laden. If the libs in the media applied the same measure to their friends in the Kerry campaign, they’d have a lot of 527 problems on their hands).

    Between us, I’m sick of politicians’ lies. I had to stomach Clinton’s lies for 8 long, pathetic years. Kerry is a worthless patrician scumbag, in my opinion, who never took a solid position in his life. Like Clinton, his whole existence has been modeled toward crafting an “image” of JFK; but, when you probe deeper, you find that Kerry is an empty suit. A waffler. A wife-upgrade specialist. Soft on defense. Soft on terror. He can’t decide whether he supports the Iraq war or not (it depends on daily polling, apparently).

    You may not like Bush’s actions on faulty intelligence; but he, at least, acted on intelligence; whereas, Kerry read the same intelligence reports and then accused Bush of “lying to the American people about it”. As if. I simply trust Bush more. I don’t trust Kerry to make tough decisions. I think that Kerry will place our sovereignty in the hands of the UN. Because the bottom line is that the doesn’t want to make any decisions. He wants somebody else to be held accountable for decisions — and what better way to do it than hand over control to the limp-wristed UN, a bloated bureaucracy that can certainly pass resolutions but doesn’t have the balls to back them up with boots on the ground.

  • http://www.dogsnot.com Gordon the Magnifico

    RKB,
    Did you serve in Vietnam or any other Wars by chance? Did you even serve in the Armed Forces?

  • http://www.robertkbrown.com RKB

    And that would have what to do with anything, G?

  • http://www.dogsnot.com Gordon the Magnifico

    Everything. Why are you trying to dodge the question?

  • http://www.robertkbrown.com RKB

    Umm … because it’s one of the stupidest fucking questions I’ve heard in a long time.

    It’s not “dodging” a question as much as it is wondering, still, what the hell it has to do with a discussion about Bush and Kerry, trusting that it’s probably just because you like to be a complete pain in the ass.

    That’s fine.

    Answer is “no.”

    And now I will dutifully wait for your sharp wit and keen insight that will tell me exactly what that answer means.

  • http://www.dogsnot.com Gordon the Magnifico

    “Umm Ö because itís one of the stupidest fucking questions Iíve heard in a long time.”

    Is it your time of the moon Robert? There’s no need to be hostile here unless you are looking to provoke me. I’ll let this one slip since it’s clear that you’re still bitter from the last bitchslapping you recieved. Now, the sarcasm is gone and I’m willing to start anew. The balls in your court.

    Why is it releveant? I’m just wondering why you feel justified in saying George Bush “ducked out of his responsibilities” when you yourself have never served. Seems hypocritical, that’s all. Correct me if I’m mistaken or have misunderstood your intent.

  • Tom

    RKB: Whether Bush served in the National Guard or went to Vietnam is irrelevant. The POTUS is a civilian job. Bush isn’t attacking Kerry for his war record and, as far as I’ve seen, there is no link between the Swift Boat Vets and the Bush campaign. Anybody who wants to invoke Six Degrees of Separation between Swift Vet Donors and Bush should probably think long and hard about that proposition — because Kerry has a similar problem with 527-funded organizations.

    As for what they’re doing today, I have more confidence in Bush; consequently, I’m going to vote for him. Kerry is a fence-sitter. Wife-upgrade specialist. Kennedy-wannabe. Soft on defense. Soft on terrorism. Given the fact that we’re in a war and Kerry has actually specified that he would pull troops out of Iraq (irresponsible as Hell to make such statements now), the prospect of a Kerry Administration should scare the Hell out of most thinking Americans.

  • http://www.robertkbrown.com RKB

    I’m too young to have ever faced the prospect of a draft, Gordon, or to need to make a decision about how I would respond to that knowing there was a war going on where tens of thousands of Americans had already died.

    You don’t need to do much research to know that when I write “like so many of his generation” it means that countless young men of privilege found ways to avoid the draft. The National Guard, then, was an almost-guaranteed way to “game” the system.

    The point is that IN THAT GENERATION, it was more of an exception that somebody born with a silver spoon in their mouth would actually VOLUNTEER for duty in Vietnam than chose the safe-haven that was the National Guard.

  • http://www.robertkbrown.com RKB

    Similar words from Col. David Hackworth:

    Sure, Bush dodged the draft, along with a reported 14 million other Americans with the savvy to work out that Vietnam was a no-win, sorry war. But although he had the luck and the connections to land a spot in the Air Guard, he did put his butt on the line flying a machine for which he was entitled to hazardous-duty pay ñ and that’s because zooming around in a jet fighter was and still is highly dangerous.

    And sure, Kerryís campaign push on how he Ramboed his way through the war ñ for four months ñ rubs a lot of vets the wrong way. And it does take its toll on those of us who prefer our heroes to be modest, unassuming types like Alvin York ñ who stayed the course until it was ìOver, over there.î

    But politics and style aside, Kerry did serve with distinction in Vietnam when he easily could have avoided that killing field. His service to his country shouldnít be diminished by the same despicable, politically motivated tactics visited upon Sens. John McCain in South Carolina and Max Cleland in Georgia, also Viet vets. This kind of gutter-bashing doesnít belong in American politics, and vets shouldnít allow themselves to be used as ammo for cheap shots at one of their own.

    (source)

  • http://www.dogsnot.com Gordon the Magnifico

    You’re down to copying and pasting talking points RKB?

    You were to young for a draft in Vietnam? I explicitly asked if you had served at any time. The answer of course is no, right?

    You got a lot of gaul calling out anyone while you bask in the freedoms and enjoy the rights they they preserved for you.

    Are you telling me that men that have served in the National Guard ducked out their responsibilities? Are you telling me that men in the National Guard never serve overseas in combat? I’d like to intoiduce you to a few and watch and see if you’d say the same to their face.

    Let me be blunt RKB. YOU were never drafted, YOU never volunteered – yet you’ll criticize those that have?

    We had a term for people like you when I served – chickenshit.

  • http://www.robertkbrown.com RKB

    Fuck you, Gordon, for continuing to put words in my mouth and missing the point of my post by a country mile.

    I will highlight the important part, in what most people would recognize as the conclusion to the post you’ve apparently taken offense to.

    “Letís talk about what these two men are doing today, what they plan to do tomorrow, instead of dwelling on who they were in their twenties.”

    And by the way, you fucking dickhead, as long as you want to call people names, I would have failed the physical had I had the chance to enter the draft at 21. In point of fact, all things being the same, if I’d been 20 in 1969 instead of a newborn, I wouldn’t have lived to see 21.

    Don’t you dare talk to me about personal courage, you fuck.

  • http://www.dogsnot.com Gordon the Magnifico

    “Fuck you, Gordon.”

    Having a meltdown RKB? It’s a good thing you never did serve, considering all it takes is a blog thread for you to loose your composure and presence of mind.

    “And by the way, you fucking dickhead, as long as you want to call people names….”

    This comment itself is an oxyMORON. Follow the thread and see who started the personal attacks. Don’t come crying over the taste of your own medicine, whine ass.

    I am still baffled how you think it’s OK to mock the service of one man to his country while you never served, in any capacity, to our great nation. Please explain and stop dodging the questions you wan’t want to answer.

    Or are you a moral coward RKB? Say one thing, do another?

  • http://www.robertkbrown.com RKB

    I’ve never been a politician and yet I criticize them. Never been a doctor or a lawyer, yet am able to lodge criticisms against those vocations as well. Never been a professional baseball or football player, but I’ll find plenty of people willing to join me in complaining about any number of players.

    And yet, in this strange World According to Gordon, I’m unable to levy even the slightest criticism against someone who served in the army unless I’ve done so myself.

    Clear enough for you, dolt?

    You can’t criticize a woman unless you are one? Can’t criticize your manager?

    You’re stupider than I gave you credit for, Gordon, if you think the personal attacks started with this thread. My responses to you start with eleven, based on past history.

  • http://www.insomnomaniac.com Deb

    Hey Vinny, I gotta agree with Tom here. The President is only responding to some pretty serious allegations from the Kerry campaign (unfounded ones I might add).

    There are plenty of reasons to be pissed at Bush right now–allowing foreigners to “observe” our elections at the behest of a bunch of left-wing whackos in the Congress for example–but this would be low on the list I think.

    Actually, I’m more annoyed that he’s not using some of the money we sent him to pay for ads pointing out (quite rightly) the hypocrisy of Kerry demanding that he denounce the Swiftboat Vets to prove he doesn’t agree with them while he (Kerry) stood on a stage with the likes of Whoopi Goldberg and others who called the President everything a criminal, a liar, a traitor AND a deserter and said that they were the “heart and soul of America.”

    I’m still waiting for him to say that his campaign and these people are not in “collusion” and yet he has the gonads to demand that Bush prove (in a court of law no less, I hope Kerry is dumb enough to pursue this for real) that he is NOT secretly pushing the vets to do what they are doing?

    Please, there is no comparison between these two men in which Bush won’t come out the stronger candidate. Not by a wide margin I agree, but wide enough to matter.

  • http://www.dogsnot.com Gordon the Magnifico

    Try to check your emotions RKB, it’s embarrassing.

    He wasn’t in the Army idiot. If you’re going to defend your “talking points” from MoveOn.org, at least keep the facts straight.

    And yes, you are a gutless fucking shitbag for having the nerve to criticize Bush’s honorable service as a Pilot in the Air National Guard.

    Did you get that DOLT? A GUTLESS FUCKING SHITBAG AND A MORAL COWARD.

    And you’re still dodging the hard questions…

  • Dave

    “The point is that IN THAT GENERATION, it was more of an exception that somebody born with a silver spoon in their mouth would actually VOLUNTEER for duty in Vietnam than chose the safe-haven that was the National Guard.”
    -RKB

    Just one small point to go along with that.

    When John Kerry found out that he was going to be drafted he applied for an exception, pointing out that he will be studying for a year in Paris. The exception was denied. He then quickly signed himself up for military service.

    When I look at the decisions that John Kerry makes, even the ones on this current campaign, I see an opportunist.

    True, people change as they grow older. But it is sometimes an eyeopener to see how a person does NOT change. These are the ideas that stay with me from background checks on a candidate.

  • http://www.robertkbrown.com RKB

    I’m still dodging the hard questions? You’ll have to show me questions I’ve missed, because as far as I can tell, with the exception of “are you a moral coward?” I’ve answered every one.

    You, on the other hand, continue to nitpick a word here a word there, thinking it gives you some superior moral ground.

    Nothing changes in my post because I wrote “army” instead of “armed services.”

    But it’s good to know, now, that in your world you can’t criticize someone unless you’ve walked a mile in their shoes. And since I doubt you’ve served in Vietnam, it’s not possible for you to lodge any criticisms about Kerry’s service.

    So now I know that you are nothing more than a simple, arrogant prick, propping himself with some false moral superiority. You are the coward, Gordon, for not being able to see in yourself the things you despise in others. You’re the gutless shitbag.

    p.s. I realized there was another quesion you’d asked earlier that I hadn’t answered:

    Are you telling me that men that have served in the National Guard ducked out their responsibilities? Are you telling me that men in the National Guard never serve overseas in combat?

    Again I’ll fall back on your general stupidity for equating what was CLEARLY a reference to the National Guard in the late sixties to the National Guard of today. It is WELL KNOWN that the Guard then was a safe-haven. OF COURSE I wouldn’t suggest the same today — and you’ll also notice that I didn’t. Dumb shit.

  • http://www.dogsnot.com Gordon the Magnifico

    “Nothing changes in my post because I wrote ìarmyî instead of ìarmed services.î

    Sure it does. It’s just another example of how you can’t get the facts straight. (BTW – it’s the Armed Forces, dolt. If you’re going to badmouth our Veterans, at least get the titles straight)

    Here’s another example of how you get the facts mixed up.

    “Iím still dodging the hard questions? Youíll have to show me questions Iíve missed, because as far as I can tell, with the exception of ìare you a moral coward?î Iíve answered every one.”

    “p.s. I realized there was another quesion youíd asked earlier that I hadnít answered:”

    Well, what is it Robbie? Have you answered all the questions or not? Just once, put your emotions in check and keep the facts straight and follow the thread. Let’s use that as a basis for discourse or are the expectations to challenging?

  • http://www.dogsnot.com Gordon the Magnifico

    I ask:
    “Are you telling me that men that have served in the National Guard ducked out their responsibilities?”

    You reply:
    “Again Iíll fall back on your general stupidity for equating what was CLEARLY a reference to the National Guard in the late sixties to the National Guard of today. It is WELL KNOWN that the Guard then was a safe-haven.”

    So you’re telling me that all men that enlisted and accepted commissions in the National Guard were cowards? That they hid there to avoid Vietnam? Stop dancing around the questions asshole and answer them straight forward.

  • http://http:/www.robertkbrown.com/ RKB

    Just as I suspected. Unable to actually raise any kind of argument against my most recent points, you protect your bruised ego by trivial flaws in my typing. Are you even aware of the irony in your last sentence? No fair looking up the word “irony” in the dictionary before answering.

    I’ll accept your inability to address the SUBSTANCE of any of my recent points as an admission of defeat.

    You are now free to sulk back to your little cave to lick your wounds.

  • http://www.dogsnot.com Gordon the Magnifico

    I ask.
    “Are you telling me that men in the National Guard never serve overseas in combat?”

    You reply.
    “OF COURSE I wouldnít suggest the same today ñ and youíll also notice that I didnít. Dumb shit.”

    This is too easy. You talk an awful lot of smack about things you have no idea about. So you’re telling me that during Vietnam, Guardsmen never served in Vietnam or saw combat?

    RKB, you don’t know what you’re talking about and struggle time and time again to stand behind MoveOn.orgs “talking points”. Take the next step, cut off the umbilical cord, and learn to think for yourself.

    Gutless fuck.

  • http://www.dogsnot.com Gordon the Magnifico

    Substance? (Excuse me while I stifle the laughter)

    Watching you have a meltdown while calling National Guardsmen cowards is substance?

  • http://www.dogsnot.com Gordon the Magnifico

    Substance, as defined by the gutless wonder – RKB.

    “Fuck you, Gordon.”

    “you fucking dickhead.”

    “you fuck.”

    “because itís one of the stupidest fucking questions..”

    “because you like to be a complete pain in the ass.”

    “Youíre the gutless shitbag.”

    “your general stupidity.”

    “Dumb shit.”

    “Clear enough for you, dolt?”

    “Youíre stupider than I gave you credit for.”

    “you are nothing more than a simple, arrogant prick.”

    “You are the coward.”

  • http://www.dogsnot.com Gordon the Magnifico

    Keep digging RKB, I’m having a blast watching you make a fool of yourself.

  • http://http:/www.robertkbrown.com/ RKB

    So, so typical of poor, poor Gordon. Cherry-picking the stuff that gets under his skin while ignoring the rest.

  • http://www.robertkbrown.com RKB

    And as long as you want to believe that I’m “calling National Guardsmen cowards,” you might better yourself by reading a little history.

    This, Gordon, is from the AIR NATIONAL GUARD website. It’s the third or fourth paragraph from the bottom, talking about 1968 — the year GWB graduated from Yale.

    Vietnam revealed a negative aspect of relying on reservists. For largely domestic political reasons, President Johnson chose not to mobilize most of the nation’s reserve forces. The 1968 callups were only token affairs. Johnson’s decision to avoid a major reserve mobilization was opposed by the senior leadership of both the active duty military establishment and the reserve forces, but to no avail. The Reserves and the Guard acquired reputations as draft havens for relatively affluent young white men. Military leaders questioned the wisdom of depending on reserve forces that might not be available except in dire emergencies.

    Anybody with an ounce of sense would understand that this is what I’ve been referring to all along when I wrote the piece that’s got your panties all in a bunch:

    The point is that IN THAT GENERATION, it was more of an exception that somebody born with a silver spoon in their mouth would actually VOLUNTEER for duty in Vietnam than chose the safe-haven that was the National Guard.

    But keep ignoring it, though, Gordon. Find something else to criticize, some other nit to pick, since you clearly can’t handle the truth.

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  • http://www.dogsnot.com Gordon the Magnifico

    A reputation is truth Robert?

    Word on the block has it your mother used to blow sailors for $5 a whack. Does her rep equate truth? No.

    Ignoring what by the way? I’ve addressed and reddressed your “substance”. It’s you that’s avoiding questions still.

    ARE YOU, OR ARE ARE YOU NOT INSINUATING THAT THE MEN THAT SERVED IN THE NATIONAL GUARD ARE COWARDS?

    Did the caps get your attention? Should I type slower?

  • http://www.robertkbrown.com RKB

    You’re hopeless, Gordon. Seriously. I’ve answered your questions several times over already. I can’t help it if you’re unable (or unwilling) to see it. Too stupid, or too thick, or, more likely, just too stubborn. You already know what answer you expect from me, so you read everything through that distorted filter.

    It’d almost be funny if it wasn’t so pathetically predictable, your knee-jerk opposition to any point I make. You cling to your little kernel of misunderstanding as if it were the last bastion of sanity in your world — to let go, to acknowledge that Robert has made a salient point, oh the unspeakable horrors!

    I would be stunned to find if you had EVER written a response that used the words “I understand” or “good point” or “that’s fair.”

    Nope.

    Not Gordon. Strong Gordon. Powerful Gordon. Oh, yeah. Gordon the Magnificent. A manly man. The manliest of men who will never back down.

  • http://www.dogsnot.com Gordon the Magnifico

    “Iíve answered your questions several times over already.”

    You haven’t answered it once cornhole. Again: ARE YOU, OR ARE ARE YOU NOT INSINUATING THAT THE MEN THAT SERVED IN THE NATIONAL GUARD ARE COWARDS?

    It’s a yes or no answer cunthead.

    “Not Gordon. Strong Gordon. Powerful Gordon. Oh, yeah. Gordon the Magnificent. A manly man.”

    You got one thing right.

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  • http://www.dogsnot.com Gordon the Magnifico

    You havenít answered it once cornhole. Again: ARE YOU, OR ARE ARE YOU NOT INSINUATING THAT THE MEN THAT SERVED IN THE NATIONAL GUARD ARE COWARDS?

    Well Robert? you still dodging the hard questions?

  • http://www.robertkbrown.com RKB

    Wow. Not just stupid, Gordon proves that he’s also got an inflated sense of self-worth. Hard questions? You don’t ask hard questions, Gordon. What you offer up are transparent attempts to box somebody into a predefined answer that you’re ready to pounce on. You did it once already earlier in this thread, and now you’re doing it again. The only hard part comes with the internal debate about whether or not to give you the satisfaction of answering. But then you’re also happy with NO answer, because it reinforces the answer you already expect, so I’m game.

    The trick is, you miserable pile of twice-digested cat vomit, is to actually think. THINK, GORDON. I know this will be a challenge for you, because it will divert whatever remaining wattage comes from that dim bulb on top of your shoulders away from which liberal outrage will be the latest recipient of your venom, but you’ll have to try. You see, “hard questions” are ones that actually require a few brain cells to answer. In your case, since reading comprehension is obviously a skill you decided you didn’t need after kindergarten, I’ll try a different approach to answering your questions one last time.

    You stupid fucking fuck.

    Do you honestly think I’m having trouble articulating my intent on this thread? Do you seriously believe, you arrogant assclown, that I’m being anything less than clear about my meaning? Am I stuttering, dipshit? Am I being vague? Can you understand my meaning, or do you need to squint and read between the lines and try to imagine what I’m INSINUATING?

    So when I write “it was more of an exception that somebody born with a silver spoon in their mouth would actually VOLUNTEER for duty in Vietnam than chose the safe-haven that was the National Guard,” what I MEAN is that during the Vietnam War, choosing to enlist with the National Guard was a safer alternative than actually volunteering for duty in country.

    Period.

    And if you have any doubts about what’s the TRUTH, then, please, Gordon, scroll to the bottom of this page: U.S. Military Casualties in Southeast Asia, Deaths by Status. Of the approximately 58,000 Americans who were killed in Vietnam, less than one hundred were from the National Guard.

    That, idiot, is what I mean when I say that the National Guard was a safe haven during Vietnam. Nothing else. No other deeper hidden meaning. Get it?

  • Dave

    Are the swiftboat ads a partisan attack? Yes. Are they telling the truth? I don’t know. We will never have evidence either way. The truth is lost to time and the fog of war.

    On a bit of a side issue, can you forsee the liberal ourcry if George W. Bush or the RNC were to have a joint project with the swiftboat group? I imagine that would be front page news for at least a week.

    Would the same apply for the DNC? I wonder …

    “In partnership with MoveOn.org, the DNC launched a major petition drive – over 310,000 Americans have signed the petition! Sign the petition urging Democratic senators to continue to stand firm in their fight against Bush and his GOP to protect our courts and defend our most cherished American values.”
    http://www.democrats.org/wvc/weekinreview/200311170001.html

    “The Democratic Party is partnering with MoveOn.org, People for the American Way, Campaign for America’s Future, and dozens of other groups representing millions of Americans to organize a massive public mobilization. On Wednesday, May 14, join us by calling and emailing your representatives in Congress to let them know that the majority of Americans oppose more irresponsible tax cuts that go overwhelmingly to the wealthiest sliver of Americans.”
    http://www.democrats.org/wvc/weekinreview/200305120002.html

    No big deal, right?

  • http://www.dogsnot.com Gordon the Magnifico

    “You stupid fucking fuck.”

    That’s got to be, hands down, the “stupidest” thing I have heard in a long while.

    Bravo Robert.

  • http://www.dogsnot.com Gordon the Magnifico

    RKB,
    Again, please put your emotions in check. These tantrums of yours are really emberrassing matters. I sincerely don’t understand why you lack the guts to come out and say what you’re insinuating(that National Guardsmen are cowards).I’ll take a stab in the dark though.

    You’re a coward RKB. Nothing more, nothing less.

    So again, will you simply answer the yes or no question? Or are you that lacking in COURAGE?

    ARE YOU, OR ARE ARE YOU NOT INSINUATING THAT THE MEN THAT SERVED IN THE NATIONAL GUARD ARE COWARDS?

    Please try to muster the courage to asnwer this simple question and quit hiding behind words, coward boy.

  • balbulican

    Sigh. There goes the neighborhood.

  • http://http:/www.robertkbrown.com/ RKB

    Gordon, Gordon, Gordon.

    Ask somebody to help you re-read what I wrote here. They might be able to explain that my “tantrums” are actually rhetorical devices — over-the-top insults that I had a heck of a fun time writing — meant to illustrate a key point that indirectly answers your question.

    Here’s a hint: notice any single-sentence paragraphs? Those are meant to grab your attention. The first one worked. But it doesn’t look like you understood what I wrote in the paragraph that followed. It’s okay to ask for help with that one.

    Bonus essay question: compare and contrast Gordon’s ability to understand my meaning when I insult him with his inability to understand my meaning when I write about the Vietnam-era National Guard.

    Finally, you should also feel free to ask for help to find the THREE TIMES that I DIRECTLY answered your yes-or-no question.

  • http://www.dogsnot.com Gordon the Magnifico

    I never thought it was possible to run into someone as fucking stupid and arrogant as you RKB. Not once have you answered my question directly. You dance around it everytime, but lack the nerve to come right out and say what you’re insinuating.

    You got ZERO balls RKB. That’s probably why never served yourself, no nads right?

    I just can’t believe someone who never served, can have the gaul to insult the men that have.

    You were nevr willing to raise your right hand, were you? You’re not willing to put your life where your mouth is, are you?

    You’re nothing more than a coward with a big mouth RKB.

    Now go eat another pot pie and watch CNN and enjoy the freedoms that the men and women, NOT YOU, that have served in the Armed Forces (including the National Guard)have paid for.

  • http://www.robertkbrown.com RKB

    Imagine how different this conversation might have been if I’d told Gordon who I really am from the start.

  • http://www.dogsnot.com Gordon the Magnifico

    I know who you are. Or what you are.

    You’re a coward that never served who has the gaul to critisize those who have.

  • http://www.robertkbrown.com RKB

    I’d be careful if I were you, Gordon. Courage comes in many different shapes and sizes. Whether or not one has served in the Armed Services is not the only measuring stick.

    Sounds to me like you’re INSINUATING that the only men and women who are NOT cowards are those that have chosen a path that involves military service.

    Isn’t that what you’re saying, Gordon? Aren’t you calling into question the courage of, say, a Dick Cheney, or a Donald Rumsfeld? Aren’t you saying that those men are cowards for not having served in the military? What was the term you used? No nads?

    You read insults in my answers. IF I INSULTED ANYONE, it would be specifically George W. Bush and NO ONE ELSE. And that is ONLY IF you also equate making a choice to enlist in the National Guard instead of volunteering in Vietnam as cowardice. I NEVER CALLED IT THAT, YOU DUMB FUCK. I think it probably took MORE COURAGE to volunteer for duty in ‘Nam, but I do not now, nor have I ever felt that ANYONE who looked for alternatives was a coward. You started using that word, Gordon, not me.

    Can you understand this? I think Vinny has demonstrated a shitload of moral courage and clarity over the past six months. Does that mean that I think that anybody who hasn’t dropped sixty pounds and signed up for a 30 mile bike ride is a coward? That they don’t demonstrate courage? Of course not. It’s easier to keep eating whatever you’d always eaten, and it’s easier to watch TV than exercise. It’s not a zero sum game, Gordon. Just because I say something good about Vinny doesn’t mean I’m saying something bad about people who aren’t Vinny.

    Do you see how this relates?

    I DO NOT THINK ANYBODY WHO FOUND ANY ALTERNATIVE TO SERVING IN VIETNAM WAS A COWARD.

    You might. But that’s YOUR opinion, not mine. That’s YOUR interpretation, not mine.

    Finally, for your reading pleasure, I will provide you with a sampling of quotes from George W. Bush, on the decision making process he made about Vietnam.

    “I’m saying to myself, ‘What do I want to do?’ I think I don’t want to be an infantry guy as a private in Vietnam. What I do decide to want to do is learn to fly.”

    – Lubbock Avalanche-Journal, 1989

    “I was not prepared to shoot my eardrum out with a shotgun in order to get a deferment. Nor was I willing to go to Canada. So I chose to better myself by learning how to fly airplanes.”

    – Dallas Morning News, Feb. 25, 1990

    “I don’t want to play like I was somebody out there marching when I wasn’t. It was either Canada or the service. … Somebody said the Guard was looking for pilots. All I know is, there weren’t that many people trying to be pilots.”

    – Fort Worth Star-Telegram, Nov. 29, 1998

    (source)

  • http://www.dogsnot.com Gordon the Magnifico

    “Iíd be careful if I were you, Gordon. Courage comes in many different shapes and sizes.”

    Is that some sort of a petty threat? Excsue me while I stifle the laughter.

    “Sounds to me like you’re INSINUATING that the only men and women who are NOT cowards are those that have chosen a path that involves military service.”

    Sounds like you have an issue with reading comprehension. I have a problem with assholes like you that never had the balls to serve but have the gall to criticize those who have. Try to pay attention.

    “Arenít you calling into question the courage of, say, a Dick Cheney, or a Donald Rumsfeld?”

    Donald Rumsfeld did serve you fucking moron. He was an active duty Naval Aviator who retired in the Naval Reserves. Try just once to get your facts straight before you open that gargantuan mouth of yours.

    “You read insults in my answers. IF I INSULTED ANYONE, it would be specifically George W. Bush and NO ONE ELSE.”

    BULLSHIT, again you lack the balls to stand behind what you said. You’ve indicted an entire generation of men that served in the National Guard as cowards who “ducked their responsibilities” and used the Guard as a “safe haven.” These are your own words cornhole, can you at least stand behind them?

    “I think Vinny has demonstrated a shitload of moral courage and clarity over the past six months.”

    Ha Ha. Now you’re trying to drag Vinny into the fray. Here’s a newsflash for you RKB – GET A SPINE AND TRY TO STAND ON YOUR OWN TWO FEET.

    “I DO NOT THINK ANYBODY WHO FOUND ANY ALTERNATIVE TO SERVING IN VIETNAM WAS A COWARD.”

    Amazing, you finally answered the question, sort of. If you don’t THINK, then why do you insinuate?

    I am curios why YOU chose to duck out of your responsibilities RKB. Why didn’t you ever serve your country? What’s your excuse?

    Well?

  • http://www.robertkbrown.com RKB

    Gordon the Fuck who can’t fucking read:

    Jeepers, Tom, you almost make it sound as though it was George W. Bush who volunteered for duty in Vietnam way back in the day instead of ducking out of his responsibilities to his country like so many of his generation.

    Show me the words “NATIONAL GUARD” in that sentence, dickhead. I point to one man who, in his own words, chose the National Guard over OTHER options. I didn’t write “everybody who joined the Guard ducked out of their responsibilities” or that “the Guard are a bunch of pussies” or even “the only reason someone would ever join the National Guard was if they were a coward who wanted to avoid service in ‘Nam.”

    I’m comparing the actions of somebody who actually DID volunteer for active duty in Vietnam with somebody who DID NOT.

    Read into that statement whatever you want, Gordon, but those continue to be your opinions.

    Not once, ever, anywhere did I insinuate anything about the men and women of the National Guard. Ever. Bush made his choice. Others in his generation made their choice. The FACT is that MANY THOUSANDS of young men in the sixties avoided combat in Vietnam one way or another.

    BY HIS OWN ADMISSION, GEORGE W. BUSH CHOSE THE GUARD IN ORDER TO AVOID COMBAT IN VIETNAM.

    I am curios why YOU chose to duck out of your responsibilities RKB. Why didnít you ever serve your country? Whatís your excuse?

    Again, you seem to think that the ONLY way to “serve my country” is to wear a uniform. Ever volunteer with the American Red Cross, Gordon? Ever run two marathons to raise $30,000 for leukemia research? Ever spend time and money shopping for back-to-school supplies you’ll then donate to inner-city schools for kids who can’t afford such things? Or give up twelve weeks of your time to teach outdoor environmental — experiential, hands-on learning — to fifth and sixth graders, many of whom had never left the city before?

    I serve my country in ways that you’ve probably never even imagined, Gordon, although I’m sure you’ll look down your arrogant fucking nose at any of these activities.

    As if I need an “excuse” for my career path. From about the age of ten, I wanted to join the Navy, because Roger Staubach had been in the navy. I used to open up the encyclopedia and look at all the ranks and imagine how old I would be when I advanced through them.

    At seventeen, I’d mapped out everything that I needed for my application to Annapolis. I was going to be a navy pilot, flying and landing on carriers. I had 30/20 vision. I was set.

    That summer, though, as with my sixteenth summer, were spent as a camp counselor at a YMCA. Did you ever do that, Gordon? Did you ever serve your country by giving up your teenage summers to help twelve and thirteen year old boys grow into strong and capable men? To challenge themselves to grow in body, mind, and spirit?

    At the end of the summer, after much internal debate, I decided that I didn’t love the idea of taking orders, of always doing what I was told regardless of whether or not I thought it was right. I realized that I loved writing, loved working with people, and that I would be doing my country a DISSERVICE if I continued with my lifelong dream of going to Annapolis, potentially taking a spot from somebody else.

    So, no, I did NOT join the Armed Forces, Gordon, but you’d seriously better back the fuck off about questioning my courage, or my dedication to making this country a better place. We chose different paths. Yours is no better than mine.

  • http://www.dogsnot.com Gordon the Magnifico

    Wow! Look at the backpedaling!

  • http://www.robertkbrown.com RKB

    WTF? Backpedaling? Where?

  • http://www.dogsnot.com Gordon the Magnifico

    The whole post was one big backpedal, douche bag. Just like your excuse for not serving.

  • http://www.robertkbrown.com RKB

    Wahhh. Gordon cries like a baby when I don’t respond to his little schoolyard taunts, then he cries like an even bigger baby when I actually do respond.

    What a sore loser.

  • http://www.robertkbrown.com RKB

    Hmm.

    Weird.

    “I got a young man named George W. Bush into the National Guard … and I’m not necessarily proud of that,” Barnes, an Austin lobbyist and John Kerry supporter with a lucrative Washington practice, said on the tape. “It was the worst thing I did, was help a lot of wealthy supporters and a lot of people who had family names of importance get into the National Guard. And I’m very sorry of that and I’m very ashamed, and I apologize to you as the voters of Texas.”

    Source

  • http://www.dogsnot.com Gordon the Magnifico

    “Wahhh. Gordon cries like a baby when I donít respond to his little schoolyard taunts, then he cries like an even bigger baby when I actually do respond.”

    You got to be kidding me? Have you read your infantile repsonses RKB?

    Shouldn’t you start calling me a “fucking fuck” again?

  • http://www.dogsnot.com Gordon the Magnifico

    “Gordon the Fuck who canít fucking read:”
    Well said. At what Trailer Park Night School did you earn your GED?

    “Show me the words ìNATIONAL GUARDî in that sentence, dickhead. I point to one man who, in his own words, chose the National Guard over OTHER options. I didnít write ìeverybody who joined the Guard ducked out of their responsibilitiesî or that ìthe Guard are a bunch of pussiesî or even ìthe only reason someone would ever join the National Guard was if they were a coward who wanted to avoid service in ëNam.î

    Are you really this pathetic? You stated GW shirked the duties of his generation by joining the National Guard. You then proceeded to point out that those who joined the National Guard did so as a “safe haven” to avoid the war and even cited the National Guard website. Therefore, GW, like all the other National Guardsmen, is a pussy that skirted the duties of his generation and avoided the war by joining the national guard. THESE ARE YOUR WORDS, NOT MINE. Get some balls or some some semblance of courage and stand behind what you say RKB.

    “Not once, ever, anywhere did I insinuate anything about the men and women of the National Guard. Ever.”

    Is that so? Wasn’t it you that accused…

    It is WELL KNOWN that the Guard then was a safe-haven.

    The Reserves and the Guard acquired reputations as draft havens for relatively affluent young white men. Military leaders questioned the wisdom of depending on reserve forces that might not be available except in dire emergencies.

    The point is that IN THAT GENERATION, it was more of an exception that somebody born with a silver spoon in their mouth would actually VOLUNTEER for duty in Vietnam than chose the safe-haven that was the National Guard.

    Nope. No sir. No insinuations there. Honest. That’s my story and I’m sticking to it.

    “BY HIS OWN ADMISSION, GEORGE W. BUSH CHOSE THE GUARD IN ORDER TO AVOID COMBAT IN VIETNAM.”

    And what’s your excuse for avoiding it? Too many bake sales for the Webelos? I’d say pot meet kettle but you never placed anything on the line for anyone but yourself. You never raised your right hand. The only thing you ever served was blow jobs at the truck stop and rest areas you frequent.

    Zero balls RKB. You got zero balls.

  • http://www.dogsnot.com Gordon the Magnifico

    “Again, you seem to think that the ONLY way to ìserve my countryî is to wear a uniform.”

    Now the insecurity and guilt is shining though. I never said this or insinuated his. I have simply stated that it’s hypocritical of you, as someone who lacked the balls to serve, to criticize those who have. How many times must I write this before you understand?

    Ever volunteer with the American Red Cross, Gordon?
    As a matter of fact – yes. While in college I organized several blood drives through the IFC and AGC and tapped into the Student Body as well and personally saw to the blood doning of over several hundred students on a given day. You?

    Ever run two marathons to raise $30,000 for leukemia research?
    No. But I personally organized countless philanthropies in college and the military to benefit a wide array of groups such as BSA, Habititat for Humainty, and local schools to mention a few. You?

    Ever spend time and money shopping for back-to-school supplies youíll then donate to inner-city schools for kids who canít afford such things?

    Thankfully I don’t live in the city. I do take my nephews and their friends school shopping at the end of every summer. Not a kid in their neighborhood goes without. You?

    Or give up twelve weeks of your time to teach outdoor environmental ñ experiential, hands-on learning ñ to fifth and sixth graders, many of whom had never left the city before?

    I helped BUILD the ropes and confidence course at my University. I have well over 30 credits in Experiential Education. I graduated from a NOLS Wildrerness Semster and am a certified Outward Bound Instructor. You?

    I serve my country in ways that youíve probably never even imagined, Gordon, although Iím sure youíll look down your arrogant fucking nose at any of these activities.

    Why would I look down at one’s philantropical endeavors? You just can’t keep up. Running a 5K race and holding a botttle drive hardly qulaify\ies you as a citizen hero RKB. If you’re just in it to measure yourself against others, your doing it for the wrong reason.

  • http://www.dogsnot.com Gordon the Magnifico

    “As if I need an ìexcuseî for my career path. From about the age of ten, I wanted to join the Navy, because Roger Staubach had been in the navy. I used to open up the encyclopedia and look at all the ranks and imagine how old I would be when I advanced through them. “

    Translation: I always wanted to be a sailor but lacked the balls to actually follow through.

    “At seventeen, Iíd mapped out everything that I needed for my application to Annapolis. I was going to be a navy pilot, flying and landing on carriers. I had 30/20 vision. I was set.”

    Translation: I had great plans but no follow through. Well, not to mention my lack of credentials. The USNA would have laughed at my application.

    “That summer, though, as with my sixteenth summer, were spent as a camp counselor at a YMCA. Did you ever do that, Gordon?”

    As a matter of fact cornhole, between the age of 14-24, I spent five summers working at boys camps as an assistant counselor and counselor. You?

    At the end of the summer, after much internal debate, I decided that I didn’t love the idea of taking orders, of always doing what I was told regardless of whether or not I thought it was right.

    Translation: I got cold feet.

    I realized that I loved writing, loved working with people, and that I would be doing my country a DISSERVICE if I continued with my lifelong dream of going to Annapolis, potentially taking a spot from somebody else.

    Translation: I’m a fucking pussy with no courage that decided to skirt my responsibilities to my country. I’m also full of shit because Naval Officers write all the time and spend every waking hour “working with people.” I’m really just hiding my cowardice.

    but youíd seriously better back the fuck off about questioning my courage

    Or what RKB? Or what? Will you call me a “fucking fuck” if I keep it up?

    or my dedication to making this country a better place.

    Oh, I question it all right. But only because you have the gall to question others. You don’t like the bitter taste of your own medicine do you?

    We chose different paths. Yours is no better than mine.

    To hell it isn’t. I’m leagues beyond you in public service. Keep playing catch-up though RKB.

  • http://www.dogsnot.com Gordon the Magnifico

    The more you spew, the more I laugh RKB. I still haven’t figured out yet how you have the gall to question the courage of men that served while you never did. I really don’t understand why you chickened out of serving in the first place. Couldn’t have been just cold feet was it?

    Why were you lacking in courage RKB? Why really didn’t you raise that right arm?

  • http://www.robertkbrown.com RKB

    Finally, some well-reasoned responses from Gordon. I don’t have time to get into them, all, but #64 is still wrong for reasons I’ll get into later, #65 illustrates where I misunderstood you, and I’m actually sorry for questioning your character, given all that you’ve clearly contributed (even though your’re still playing some kind of dick-measuring contest with me, denigrating the ways in which I’ve served my community), and #66 is all irony.

    This is the key paragraph to come back to, which shows you how have not understood the point I made very early on:

    Are you really this pathetic? You stated GW shirked the duties of his generation by joining the National Guard. You then proceeded to point out that those who joined the National Guard did so as a ìsafe havenî to avoid the war and even cited the National Guard website. Therefore, GW, like all the other National Guardsmen, is a pussy that skirted the duties of his generation and avoided the war by joining the national guard. THESE ARE YOUR WORDS, NOT MINE. Get some balls or some some semblance of courage and stand behind what you say RKB.

    Your “therefore” is not accurate. Take out the “like all other National Guardsmen” and you’d be closer, but still wrong.

  • http://dogsnot.net/mt Geoffrey

    What a bunch of shirkers

    Learn history before you start crying. Your short bus hasn’t even left the bus stop yet.

    Kerry applies for a deferment and gets turned down. Then he applies for ferry duty and gets sent to combat instead, where he fakes 3 purple hearts to get sent home in under 4 months.

    People spend more time in the bathroom. Which, coincidentally, is where your argument belongs.

  • http://www.dogsnot.com Gordon the Magnifico

    President”>http://msnbc.msn.com/id/4179618/“>President Bush: Political season is here. I was ó I served in the National Guard. I flew F-102 aircraft. I got an honorable discharge. I’ve heard this ó I’ve heard this ever since I started running for office. I ó I put in my time, proudly so.

    I would be careful to not denigrate the Guard. It’s fine to go after me, which I expect the other side will do. I wouldn’t denigrate service to the Guard, though, and the reason I wouldn’t, is because there are a lot of really fine people who have served in the National Guard and who are serving in the National Guard today in Iraq.

  • http://www.dogsnot.com Gordon the Magnifico

    President”>http://msnbc.msn.com/id/4179618/“>President Bush: And I’m just telling you, I did my duty, and it’s politics, you know, to kind of ascribe all kinds of motives to me. But I have been through it before. I’m used to it. What I don’t like is when people say serving in the Guard is ó is ó may not be a true service.

    President Bush: I supported my government. I did. And would have gone had my unit been called up, by the way.

  • http://www.robertkbrown.com RKB

    Still do plan on responding to this, Gordon, but since you hate it when people who haven’t served in the Armed Forces criticize those that have, I was wondering what you think about this:

    Delegates to the Republican National Convention found a new way to take a jab at Democratic presidential candidate John Kerry’s Vietnam service record: by sporting adhesive bandages with small purple hearts on them.

    Morton Blackwell, a prominent Virginia delegate, has been handing out the heart-covered bandages to delegates, who’ve worn them on their chins, cheeks, the backs of their hands and other places.

    (source)

  • http://www.robertkbrown.com RKB

    Okay. Hopefully this will be the end of this never-ending argument. I’m glad that Vinny doesn’t delete or alter comments, because I’m going to quote exactly what I wrote about the George W. Bush and The National Guard, and then we’re going to try to find where I said anything bad about the Guard itself.

    Jeepers, Tom, you almost make it sound as though it was George W. Bush who volunteered for duty in Vietnam way back in the day instead of ducking out of his responsibilities to his country like so many of his generation.

    [...]

    You donít need to do much research to know that when I write ìlike so many of his generationî it means that countless young men of privilege found ways to avoid the draft. The National Guard, then, was an almost-guaranteed way to ìgameî the system.

    The point is that IN THAT GENERATION, it was more of an exception that somebody born with a silver spoon in their mouth would actually VOLUNTEER for duty in Vietnam than chose the safe-haven that was the National Guard.

    Now. I’m not saying that the National Guard wasn’t dangerous, or that the men who served in it were not brave. I appreciate Geoffry’s history lessons, but I know that people from the Guard did actually serve in Vietnam, and that they probably did a bang-up job. I never, in fact, said that they didn’t. Note that I also use the words “almost-guaranteed.” This doesn’t mean that you got a free pass when you joined the Guard, or that you’d never see combat, or that it was a cake walk, or that everybody who signed up was a fucking pussy.

    What I’m writing about here — and you’ll need to read the words I actually wrote, not the words you think I wrote — is that during the Vietnam war, an era in which there was a mandatory draft, the National Guard was a much, much safer way to join the military than anything else. This is a concrete fact. You absolutely cannot debate me on this one, Gordon. Less than one hundred members of the Guard died during Vietnam.

    Let me try to make this point even clearer. Here are the casualty numbers, by status, across the Army, Air Force, Navy, Marines, and even the Coast Guard:

    Regular: 34,464
    Reserve: 5,758
    National Guard: 97
    Selective Service:17,672
    Unknown: 187

    Compare the number of men killed who were drafted compared with those who served in the Guard. Is there any question that you had a better chance of being killed in Vietnam if you were drafted than if you had joined the National Guard? I use the phrase “avoid the draft.” Is there any wonder why, with that attrition rate?

    You might also notice that I use a couple of phrases “young men of privelege” and “somebody born with a silver spoon in their mouth.” Based on previous discussions about taxes with Chet, I know that a large percentage of wealth is concentrated in the top 1% of the population. In 1968, this top one percent was truly elite, with no talk show hosts, professional football or basketball players, no boy bands or pop starlets.

    The people I’m talking about, first and foremost, are the children of the elite. The sons of congressmen and bankers and wealthy second (or even third) generation upper-crusters who went to snooty East coast schools like Hahhvahhd and Yaaale. The Thurston Howell the Thirds of the world, Gordon.

    Think about it.

    You were probably right, earlier, when you said that Annapolis would have laughed at my B+ grades, my involvement in student government — vice president only, never president, my varsity letters (soccer, not football or baseball), my membership in the debate team, chess, or honors physics to go along with calculus and english. Given the cream of the crop they need to choose from, I was maybe a little above average. Certainly not the very best of the best that one would expect of a Navy officer.

    But then again, I didn’t have a good family name, or any longstanding connections.

    Which makes it a little odd that the National Guard would accept the less than stellar academic credentials of a young George W. Bush — not to mention his run-ins with the law while at Yale — ahead of so many other qualified applicants for pilot. Was he truly the best of the best? Didn’t he score in the bottom quartile of the pilot’s aptitude test? Hmm. Wonder why they’d accept somebody so clearly mediocre?

    See? I think that George W. Bush was like so many of his generation, young, privileged, elite, not ready or willing to die as a grunt in Vietnam, who joined the National Guard because they could. Because it was the best available option. Because they had better, more important things with their lives than to be slogging around in a swamp in southeast Asia.

    Do I think this is true of all men who served in the Guard? Of course not. I think you can be a real asshole sometimes, but that doesn’t mean I think that anybody named Gordon is an asshole. If I point to a corrupt politician, it doesn’t mean that I think all politicians are corrupt. I absolutely believe that many, many young, wealthy men — including George W.Bush — leveraged family connections to find a respectable way to avoid being another statistic.

  • http://www.robertkbrown.com RKB

    We can talk about courage, now, too, since you seem bent on pointing out that because I never served in the Armed Forces that I’m a gutless sack of shit. I’ve said, repeatedly, that courage takes many shapes and many sizes, and that you don’t have a monopoly on courage simply because you’ve been in the military. Or that anybody who has not is a coward.

    Take, for example, the twenty-one year old leukemia patient. Five-year survival rates for Acute Myelogenous Leukemia are something on the order of 15-20 percent. So if this guy happens to be one of the approximate one-tenth of one-percent of Americans who are lucky enough to be diagnosed with leukemia, he might be able to take some comfort in knowing that there’s significantly better than a fifty-fifty chance he’d be dead in five years.

    Nice.

    And, see, the best part is that he’s even started chemotherapy yet. He knows the chemotherapy is going to kick the shit out of him — hair loss is one thing, but all the daily vomiting, the high fevers, the other complications that come along with it — but if he doesn’t go along with the chemo and other supporting drugs, then he’s definitely dead. With the chemo, at least it’s only a maybe.

    Oh, yeah. What about that time near the end of his treatment, after the chemotherapy was so strong, so high-dose, and he had that rare eye infection? Your eye is connected to your brain, right, and the infection had spread there, too. Daily MRIs and CAT scans, while he was on a dozen different antibiotics twenty-four seven, and now it’s not just the cancer he’s worried about, but the fact that his skull is going to be opened up. Not much, just a quarter sized chunk, and the doctors promise they’ll of course be extra extra careful when they’re taking the sample of his brain tissue, but it still causes no small amount of concern. He’s definitely afraid about this turn of events, as if he hasn’t already been afraid at any other point during his six-month battle.

    But that’s probably just because he’s a coward. Fourteen years later and he’s still a coward, apparently, even though he managed to make it through a deck that was very much stacked against him, and had every opportunity to be killed by a disease that he never volunteered to get in the first place.

  • http://www.dogsnot.com Gordon the Magnifico

    So it took you a week to regurgitate the same arguments? Thanks for nothing. If I wanted a synopsis I would have just reread the thread from the beginning.

    And once again, I see you managed to avoid the hard questions asked.

    Pathetic.

  • http://www.dogsnot.com Gordon the Magnifico

    As for your medical claims, it would seem you have found your own “SAFE HAVEN” to “duck out” of the responsibilities of your generation. Maybe you have more in common with Bush than you think?

    Lots of guys have faked medical claims to avoid serving in the Armed Forces. Why not you?

  • http://www.robertkbrown.com RKB

    Pathetic? Suggesting that having leukemia is safe? Or that I actually “faked medical claims?”

    Just when I thought Gordon couldn’t get any lower.

    click here to see how fun it was pretending to be a cancer patient.

    We’re done, Gordon. You lose.

  • http://www.insignificantthoughts.com Vinny

    Gordon, that really was over the line… I think an apology is in order.

  • http://www.dogsnot.com Gordon the Magnifico

    Why should I apologize to RKB? For questioning his motives to not serve? For making an assumption that he’s lying about why he “ducked out” of the responsibilites of his generation?

    Bullshit. RKB can’t have it both ways.

    For the last week and a half I’ve listened to RKB make assumptions and outright lie about George Bush and Guardsmen and their motives behind why they volunteered and served in the National Guard.

    If RKB can call George Bush a coward and a shirker, well he can expect the same for himself.

    GW is just another man and deserves to be treated with the same decency that RKB expects himself to be treated with.

    RKB doesn’t have a special hall pass that says he can question others motives and integrity while no one can question his.

    The taste of his own medicine is bitter. I’ll apologize only after he apologizes to George Bush and all the National Gurdsmen he’s slighted. The accusations are no different, just the context.

    And it’s not about winning and losing RKB, it’s about being willing to face the same scrutiny that you place others in. Obviously you don’t like it do you? Chew on that for a while.

  • http://dogsnot.net Geoffrey

    Kerry applied for a deferrment and was denied.
    Kerry applied for Ferry duty and got sent to combat instead.
    Kerry received 3 Purple Hearts in less than four months, none of which required time lost from work.
    Kerry was denied at least one, but went back channels on his own to get it.
    Kerry displays medals that he didn’t even earn.
    The overwhelming majority of the witnesses to Kerry’s medals claim he didn’t earn them and made up the circumstances in which they were received.

    Anyone but the kool aid drinkers would at least call them into question.

  • http://www.insignificantthoughts.com Vinny

    There’s a world of difference between having a disease and making a choice about joining the National Guard as opposed to enlisting for active duty.

    There were people who joined the guard to get out of duty in Vietnam. Denying that is just closing your eyes to the obvious. Did they all? Obviously not. Did GW? I don’t think so, especially since his unit did actually end up in Vietnam and some of them died there, an irony if you think they joined the Guard to get out of the service.

    But some did, and that’s undeniable.

    But to question someone with leukemia about why they “shirked” their service is ridiculous. I’m sure RKB didn’t ask for leukemia, and after having read his story, I’m sure he would rather he never had it in the first place even if it meant rolling the dice and going to Vietnam.

    No one is saying you can’t question anyone’s motives, but you also have an obligation to differentiate between a conscious decision and an involuntary exclusion like a disease.

  • http://www.dogsnot.com Gordon the Magnifico

    Vinny, I am immeasurably offended by RKB’s slander of the courage and integrity of our country’s National Guardsmen. These courageous men and women have answered the call to their country and sacrificed much – many have paid the ultimate price.

    I would like to see RKB look in the faces of the collective widows and orphans and tell these people their Dad’s were “shirker’s” and “cowards” that found a “safe haven” to “duck out” of their responsibilities.

    The day he articulates an apology for his slander, I’ll return the same. Until then, it’ll be a cold day in hell before I apologize to a man that so coldly desecrates the honor of our National Guardsmen.

  • http://www.insignificantthoughts.com Vinny

    Fair enough, but keep in mind he clearly said that many in that generation joined to avoid service in the active military, not all. Back then it was true. The same cannot be said now, and it’s obvious because a great number of troops in Iraq are “Weekend Warriors.”

    You can have a debate about the validity of serving in the guard during the 1960′s and 1970′s, and there are two sides to the issue.

    But let’s not confuse a choice to join the Guard in 1960 with having leukemia. As I said, I’m sure RKB would’ve joined the Guard if it meant not having to deal with chemo.

    I can understand your anger, but it’s a bit misplaced when you start questioning whether or not he had the disease in the first place.

    That’s just wrong, and answering what you think is wrong by saying something equally wrong does not amount to much of an argument.

  • http://www.robertkbrown.com RKB

    Gordon, the second and third paragraphs of what Vinny wrote above are pretty much exactly what I’ve been saying all along.

    There were people who joined the guard to get out of duty in Vietnam. Denying that is just closing your eyes to the obvious. Did they all? Obviously not.

    [...]

    But some did, and thatís undeniable.

    Are you going to lace into him now, too? Is he dishonoring the Guard, too? Is he calling them all cowards, too?

    And PLEASE stop putting words in my mouth. Let me be as clear as day (I’ve already said this, back in #55): “I do not now, nor have I ever felt that ANYONE who looked for alternatives was a coward.” You might think the opposite, Gordon, but that’s your opinion, again, not mine. If you want to take me to task for thinking that George W. Bush was a pampered, spoiled, irresponsible, silver-spoon playboy, then that’s fine. But thinking someone is irresponsible and thinking they are cowards are two different things. I think he was the former, not the latter. I do not equate irresponsibility with cowardice, especially at that age. Who the fuck wasn’t irresponsible at twenty?

    I have made absolutely no statements, implied or otherwise, that question the courage, character, or integrity of anybody except George W. Bush. Him and his other arrogant, elite, wealthy buddies represented probably a small fraction of the Guardsmen. Again: disagree with me about the man running for President if you want, but don’t project my feelings about him onto every other person who ever served in the Guard over the past thirty years.

    Remember: I don’t think I’ve had any problem stating my intent throughout this thread. If I felt that W. exhibited cowardice, I certainly would have said so. Clearly and repeatedly, just as I’ve been fairly forthcoming with how I feel about you. I even tried to go over the top with this in #47, but you didn’t seem to understand it, then. If you think I’m insinuating something, Gordon, then that just means that you’re reading something into my text that doesn’t exist.

    In fact, lost in all of this discussion is what I wrote WAY back up in #13:

    Just because Bush didnít volunteer for ëNam ñ and had an acknowledged problem with the bottle in his younger days ñ doesnít mean heís unfit to be C in C.

    Letís talk about what these two men are doing today, what they plan to do tomorrow, instead of dwelling on who they were in their twenties.

    I obviously don’t love the man as much as you do, Gordon, but I also recognize that he’s perfectly capable of being the Commander-In-Chief, regardless of any youthful activities. I mean, seriously. Read what I’ve written. Read it again. If you still think I’m slandering the National Guard, or “coldy desecrating” their honor, then I don’t think that there’s anything I could do or say that would convince you otherwise.

    And Vinny, I do appreciate the support. Good to know that somebody else is able to see the point I’ve been repeatedly trying to make.

  • http://www.robertkbrown.com RKB

    One last stat: of the approximately 12,000 men and women who are diagnosed each year with Acute Myelogenous Leukemia, about 9,000 won’t be alive beyond five years.

    I would hardly consider that to be a safe haven from anything.

    (source)

  • Kricket

    It is a brutal disease and great job fighting it, RKB. My husband’s ex-boss was diagnosed 10 years ago and is still alive and kicking.

    Most of the time, I don’t agree with much of what you say, but I’ve been reading this comment thread and you have answered Gordon’s question numerous times above and beyond. Personally I think it’s time to let it go. Remember the old adage about argueing with a fool?

    Gordon, that really was a low-blow and completely uncalled for. I usually stay out of these arguements and just read what Vinnie as to say, but your response was probably one of the most ignorant pieces I have read in a while. The only person that owes an apology is you to RKB.

  • http://www.dogsnot.com Gordon the Magnifico

    Sorry to interrupt the support group, but I think it’s bullshit that RKB can call into question the integrity of George Bush and an entire generation of men that served in the National Guard while I’m not allowed to doubt his.

    Now I’m not saying RKB would have or wouldn’t have served had he not had leukemia as he claims. I’m questioning whether he even has it at all or it’s just an excuse of his to “duck out” of his responsibilities to our Country. As we all know, many people have faked medical conditions to avoid service in the military. As Vinny wrote, denying that is closing your eyes.

    Just because RKB’s your blog pal doesn’t make him bullet proof to the same scrutiny he’s so willing to put others under. In laymen’s terms – don’t dish it out if you can’t take it RKB. Consider this lesson in life on the house.

    As for the apology, I’d again like to reiterate:
    I would like to see RKB look in the faces of the collective widows and orphans and tell these people their Dadís were ìshirkerísî and ìcowardsî that found a ìsafe havenî to ìduck outî of their responsibilities.

    The day he articulates an apology for his slander, Iíll return the same. Until then, itíll be a cold day in hell before I apologize to a man that so coldly desecrates the honor of our National Guardsmen.

  • http://www.robertkbrown.com RKB

    If George W. Bush wants to respond to what I’ve written, he’s more than welcome to do so. Doesn’t that seem reasonable? The same way that, say, John Kerry could respond to Tom’s or Geoffrey’s allegations about his service. And I’m sure that you, Gordon, would never say anything bad about somebody who held the highest office in the land.

    Of course, you can’t admit that you’re a hypocrite about when people are and aren’t allowed to criticize politicians, so now you’re all indignant about something you’ve imagined I’ve said.

    Don’t dish it out if I can’t take it? Don’t make me laugh, Gordon. Why are you George Bush’s bitch? Instead of letting him respond to my assertions on his own, you step in with your big Gordon bluster, all huffy and angry and missing the point.

    See, Gordon, I’m not the President of the United States. I’m not a Senator, or a Congressmen, or even the fucking mayor. I’m not an elected official. Check that: a public servant. Therefore, no, I do not expect my life to be an open book, or my past to be open to the same scrutiny as those individuals.

    So I would expect a debate between average Joe citizens to focus on, say, the two candidates. Much like the original post that started this thread. I would expect that a citizen would say “I think Candidate A sucks because of this,” and his supporter would reply by saying “well, I think Candidate B sucks because of this.” I could then write back a witty response like “oh, yeah, might B always do that, but A is so totally a giant suckwad.”

    See how it works? We’re debating presidential candidates, not following it up with “well you’re nothing but a gutless fucking shitbag for having the nerve to criticize Candidate A.”

    Unless, of course, I was Candidate B.

    Which I’m not.

    But, since you can’t leave well enough alone (also see comment #42 on Gordon the Never Wrong), I thought you might get a kick out of these next two links. Now, you’ll actually have to click on them, since it seems you missed out on the earlier photos of me in the hospital.

    Page 1
    Page 2

    Consider this life lesson on the house? Thanks, but no. I’ve had much better lessons on being able to take what’s being dished out to me than anything you could ever hope to offer, Gordon.

  • http://www.robertkbrown.com RKB

    Umm. Here’s the correct link to Page 2.

  • http://www.dogsnot.com Gordon the Magnifico

    I like how you keep trying to make this out to be about GW only. It’s not. It’s about an entire generation of men that served in the National Guard that you have insulted, not just GW. It may be convenient for you to backpedal, but you can’t change the written record of this thread because it suits your argument now.

    You see, it doesn’t bother you one bit to call into question the honor and integrity of these men because they are a faceless mob to you. Just people.

    Well, they aren’t to me. In the 13 years I spent in the military I have served on Active duty, the Guards and the Reserves (in that order). I have stood side by side with the very people that you so freely dishonor.

    I’d like to see you say to their faces what you’ve said about Guardsmen on this thread. You got a lot of courage behind a keyboard, I wonder how you measure in person?

    I’ve seen your reaction to having your integrity questioned and I don’t think you like it, do you?

    How do you think those Guardsmen would have felt?

  • DOWN WITH BUSH

    DOWN WITH BUSH.

    This adminisration is full of crazy nut neoconservatives

  • http://www.insignificantthoughts.com Vinny

    Wow. Such compliments coming from someone so blatantly grounded in reality.

  • Dave

    How can the press not talk about it? This is John Kerry’s main issue for his campaign.

  • http://www.insignificantthoughts.com/ Vinny

    Who’s talking about the press? I’m talking about the candidates! :roll:

  • Tom

    Yo, Vinny. Bush hasn’t criticized Kerry’s service — or made it an issue in his campaign. The issue is strictly between Kerry and the Swift Boat Vets. Consequently, if you’re blaming Bush for the actions and words of third parties wholly unrelated to Bush, you might want to consider visiting reality more often — or getting counseling, at the least.

  • pete from astoria

    This whole Vietnam thing sets up a terrible precident for future campaigns. (especially if Kerry wins)I can just see thirty years from now, one candidate who was a Iraq war vet chastising the other candidate who wasn’t. In fact, I am surprised that a New York City Firefighter hasn’t decided to go into politics yet. Imagine the traction that he can get out of stating that he ran into the burning WTC to save people. How could anyone dare challenge him in any way. No matter what his policy ideas would be. Back to Vietnam, one can only imagine how many Vietnam Vets are currently in prison, and even on death row. Should they have been excused of their criminal behavior since they were “war heros”? The whole damned thing is rediculous. Perhaps after the Republican convention the media will be forced to cover the Presidents policy ideas, and thus force the candidates to talk about issues as well. One can only hope. Until then, I too will significantly tune out.

  • RKB

    Tom,

    You might want to brush up on your reading skills because the central point of Vinny’s argument isn’t in the first paragraph, but the third.

    Are these two talking heads so fucking devoid of ideas that the only thing they can discuss is their respective war records from 30 years ago?

    And a little research would be helpful, too, before claiming that the Swift Boat Veterans are wholly unrelated to Bush.

    http://tinyurl.com/466rd

    Imagine what the rank and file would say if Kerry had this many connections with a group intent on smearing Bush’s character.

  • http://www.insignificantthoughts.com/ Vinny

    I don’t think he got to the third paragraph, RKB.

  • http://www.dogsnot.com/ Gordon the Magnifico

    How dare anyone question the Almighty RKB?

  • http://www.insignificantthoughts.com/ Vinny

    Imagine if Kerry had any connections to a fundraiser like George Soros who’s trying with all his might to turn moveon.org into even more of an anti-Bush organization.

    Imagine that. :roll:

  • Tom

    To RKB: Bush isn’t the one talking about Vietnam. Kerry is. When the press specifically asked Bush about Kerry’s service (note: Bush didn’t bring it up — it was a question specifically addressed at Bush from the press), he essentially said that he wasn’t going to criticize Kerry’s “noble service”. So get real.

    I’m still waiting for proof that the Bush campaign had *any* connection to the Swift Vets besides some bullshit diagram which tries to turn friendships and acquaintances into evidence of wrongdoing. Hint: It ain’t. You and the NY Times are trying to pull guilt by association, but it just won’t work. Go back to the drawing board and come up with real proof. Otherwise, you’re wasting my time.

  • Tom

    Pete,

    Being a “war hero” won’t buy you a cup of coffee. It shouldn’t be used as a shield to avoid answering questions about your past. Kerry, by his own admission, committed a war crime during Vietnam; essentially shooting an unarmed and fleeing teen VC in the back. What a hero. Meanwhile, all of the special interest whores in NOW, NEA, Planned Parenthood, Move On, Greenpeace, and FILL-IN-THE-BLANK-WITH-CLUELESS-LIBERAL-GROUP are lining up behind their “war hero.” Wow, I can’t wait to have an admitted war criminal in the White House. The French seem to love him. Maybe Kerry can hand over the keys to the Pentagon to the UN, and the Europeans will start throwing roses in front of his path wherever he walks…

  • http://dailyblitz.motime.com/ jheka

    Announcements everyone…

    Kristinn of FreeRepublic (http://www.dcchapter.com/) is the newest member of the Axis of Poetry and will be taking over Wednesdays. The blogger who used to hold down Wednesdays, Emperor Darth Misha I (http://www.nicedoggie.net/), has gone on temporary hiatus due to a debilitating colon injury he suffered while visiting backstage at a Toby Keith concert. Misha’s replacement is well-renowned for his relentless stalkings (or freeps) of Hillary Clinton and was voted FreeRepublic (DC Chapter) Port-a-Potty Monitor of the Year 2003. Way to go Kristinn!! Kristinn blogs about Korean War re-enactments, BBQing with handmade spicy cased meats, and the many ‘special’ uses of high-fructose corn syrup. Special indeed!! Kristinn is also a big Brooks & Dunn fan, which is super excellent!! We all love that Boot scootin’ Boogie!!

    Welcome aboard Kristinn!!

    jheka

  • http://www.insignificantthoughts.com/ Vinny

    :roll:

    Sometimes I wish I deleted more comments…

  • http://www.robertkbrown.com/ RKB

    Jeepers, Tom, you almost make it sound as though it was George W. Bush who volunteered for duty in Vietnam way back in the day instead of ducking out of his responsibilities to his country like so many of his generation.

    Just because Bush didn’t volunteer for ‘Nam — and had an acknowledged problem with the bottle in his younger days — doesn’t mean he’s unfit to be C in C.

    Let’s talk about what these two men are doing today, what they plan to do tomorrow, instead of dwelling on who they were in their twenties.

  • Tom

    RKB: You’re backpedaling. Whether Bush joined the National Guard or went to Vietnam isn’t the issue. I don’t care at all. The issue is whether Bush is making Kerry’s service a campaign issue. He ain’t. Game over. Thank you for playing.

    [I don't consider a lack of "war hero" experience a disqualification for the White House. The Presidency is a civilian job. Sure, military service is an advantage -- but it *can* also be a disadvantage, in that former military officers might be biased toward military action (whereas, someone with a civilian background might show more restraint). Not always the case. But possible.]

    If you want to talk about what Bush is doing today, fine. I’d be happy to discuss that. But the point of this whole thread is that Bush supposedly brought up Kerry’s Vietnam service as his primary campaign message. That’s a bold-faced lie. Bush ain’t talking about Vietnam. And not only is there no connection between the Swift Boat Vets (and give me a break on the NY Times “Six Degrees of Separation” crap; by that measure, we’re all linked to Osama Bin Laden. If the libs in the media applied the same measure to their friends in the Kerry campaign, they’d have a lot of 527 problems on their hands).

    Between us, I’m sick of politicians’ lies. I had to stomach Clinton’s lies for 8 long, pathetic years. Kerry is a worthless patrician scumbag, in my opinion, who never took a solid position in his life. Like Clinton, his whole existence has been modeled toward crafting an “image” of JFK; but, when you probe deeper, you find that Kerry is an empty suit. A waffler. A wife-upgrade specialist. Soft on defense. Soft on terror. He can’t decide whether he supports the Iraq war or not (it depends on daily polling, apparently).

    You may not like Bush’s actions on faulty intelligence; but he, at least, acted on intelligence; whereas, Kerry read the same intelligence reports and then accused Bush of “lying to the American people about it”. As if. I simply trust Bush more. I don’t trust Kerry to make tough decisions. I think that Kerry will place our sovereignty in the hands of the UN. Because the bottom line is that the doesn’t want to make any decisions. He wants somebody else to be held accountable for decisions — and what better way to do it than hand over control to the limp-wristed UN, a bloated bureaucracy that can certainly pass resolutions but doesn’t have the balls to back them up with boots on the ground.

  • http://www.dogsnot.com/ Gordon the Magnifico

    RKB,
    Did you serve in Vietnam or any other Wars by chance? Did you even serve in the Armed Forces?

  • http://www.robertkbrown.com/ RKB

    And that would have what to do with anything, G?

  • http://www.dogsnot.com/ Gordon the Magnifico

    Everything. Why are you trying to dodge the question?

  • http://www.robertkbrown.com/ RKB

    Umm … because it’s one of the stupidest fucking questions I’ve heard in a long time.

    It’s not “dodging” a question as much as it is wondering, still, what the hell it has to do with a discussion about Bush and Kerry, trusting that it’s probably just because you like to be a complete pain in the ass.

    That’s fine.

    Answer is “no.”

    And now I will dutifully wait for your sharp wit and keen insight that will tell me exactly what that answer means.

  • http://www.dogsnot.com/ Gordon the Magnifico

    “Umm Ö because itís one of the stupidest fucking questions Iíve heard in a long time.”

    Is it your time of the moon Robert? There’s no need to be hostile here unless you are looking to provoke me. I’ll let this one slip since it’s clear that you’re still bitter from the last bitchslapping you recieved. Now, the sarcasm is gone and I’m willing to start anew. The balls in your court.

    Why is it releveant? I’m just wondering why you feel justified in saying George Bush “ducked out of his responsibilities” when you yourself have never served. Seems hypocritical, that’s all. Correct me if I’m mistaken or have misunderstood your intent.

  • Tom

    RKB: Whether Bush served in the National Guard or went to Vietnam is irrelevant. The POTUS is a civilian job. Bush isn’t attacking Kerry for his war record and, as far as I’ve seen, there is no link between the Swift Boat Vets and the Bush campaign. Anybody who wants to invoke Six Degrees of Separation between Swift Vet Donors and Bush should probably think long and hard about that proposition — because Kerry has a similar problem with 527-funded organizations.

    As for what they’re doing today, I have more confidence in Bush; consequently, I’m going to vote for him. Kerry is a fence-sitter. Wife-upgrade specialist. Kennedy-wannabe. Soft on defense. Soft on terrorism. Given the fact that we’re in a war and Kerry has actually specified that he would pull troops out of Iraq (irresponsible as Hell to make such statements now), the prospect of a Kerry Administration should scare the Hell out of most thinking Americans.

  • http://www.robertkbrown.com/ RKB

    I’m too young to have ever faced the prospect of a draft, Gordon, or to need to make a decision about how I would respond to that knowing there was a war going on where tens of thousands of Americans had already died.

    You don’t need to do much research to know that when I write “like so many of his generation” it means that countless young men of privilege found ways to avoid the draft. The National Guard, then, was an almost-guaranteed way to “game” the system.

    The point is that IN THAT GENERATION, it was more of an exception that somebody born with a silver spoon in their mouth would actually VOLUNTEER for duty in Vietnam than chose the safe-haven that was the National Guard.

  • http://www.robertkbrown.com/ RKB

    Similar words from Col. David Hackworth:

    Sure, Bush dodged the draft, along with a reported 14 million other Americans with the savvy to work out that Vietnam was a no-win, sorry war. But although he had the luck and the connections to land a spot in the Air Guard, he did put his butt on the line flying a machine for which he was entitled to hazardous-duty pay ñ and that’s because zooming around in a jet fighter was and still is highly dangerous.

    And sure, Kerryís campaign push on how he Ramboed his way through the war ñ for four months ñ rubs a lot of vets the wrong way. And it does take its toll on those of us who prefer our heroes to be modest, unassuming types like Alvin York ñ who stayed the course until it was ìOver, over there.î

    But politics and style aside, Kerry did serve with distinction in Vietnam when he easily could have avoided that killing field. His service to his country shouldnít be diminished by the same despicable, politically motivated tactics visited upon Sens. John McCain in South Carolina and Max Cleland in Georgia, also Viet vets. This kind of gutter-bashing doesnít belong in American politics, and vets shouldnít allow themselves to be used as ammo for cheap shots at one of their own.

    (source)

  • http://www.dogsnot.com/ Gordon the Magnifico

    You’re down to copying and pasting talking points RKB?

    You were to young for a draft in Vietnam? I explicitly asked if you had served at any time. The answer of course is no, right?

    You got a lot of gaul calling out anyone while you bask in the freedoms and enjoy the rights they they preserved for you.

    Are you telling me that men that have served in the National Guard ducked out their responsibilities? Are you telling me that men in the National Guard never serve overseas in combat? I’d like to intoiduce you to a few and watch and see if you’d say the same to their face.

    Let me be blunt RKB. YOU were never drafted, YOU never volunteered – yet you’ll criticize those that have?

    We had a term for people like you when I served – chickenshit.

  • http://www.robertkbrown.com/ RKB

    Fuck you, Gordon, for continuing to put words in my mouth and missing the point of my post by a country mile.

    I will highlight the important part, in what most people would recognize as the conclusion to the post you’ve apparently taken offense to.

    “Letís talk about what these two men are doing today, what they plan to do tomorrow, instead of dwelling on who they were in their twenties.”

    And by the way, you fucking dickhead, as long as you want to call people names, I would have failed the physical had I had the chance to enter the draft at 21. In point of fact, all things being the same, if I’d been 20 in 1969 instead of a newborn, I wouldn’t have lived to see 21.

    Don’t you dare talk to me about personal courage, you fuck.

  • http://www.dogsnot.com/ Gordon the Magnifico

    “Fuck you, Gordon.”

    Having a meltdown RKB? It’s a good thing you never did serve, considering all it takes is a blog thread for you to loose your composure and presence of mind.

    “And by the way, you fucking dickhead, as long as you want to call people names….”

    This comment itself is an oxyMORON. Follow the thread and see who started the personal attacks. Don’t come crying over the taste of your own medicine, whine ass.

    I am still baffled how you think it’s OK to mock the service of one man to his country while you never served, in any capacity, to our great nation. Please explain and stop dodging the questions you wan’t want to answer.

    Or are you a moral coward RKB? Say one thing, do another?

  • http://www.robertkbrown.com/ RKB

    I’ve never been a politician and yet I criticize them. Never been a doctor or a lawyer, yet am able to lodge criticisms against those vocations as well. Never been a professional baseball or football player, but I’ll find plenty of people willing to join me in complaining about any number of players.

    And yet, in this strange World According to Gordon, I’m unable to levy even the slightest criticism against someone who served in the army unless I’ve done so myself.

    Clear enough for you, dolt?

    You can’t criticize a woman unless you are one? Can’t criticize your manager?

    You’re stupider than I gave you credit for, Gordon, if you think the personal attacks started with this thread. My responses to you start with eleven, based on past history.

  • http://www.insomnomaniac.com/ Deb

    Hey Vinny, I gotta agree with Tom here. The President is only responding to some pretty serious allegations from the Kerry campaign (unfounded ones I might add).

    There are plenty of reasons to be pissed at Bush right now–allowing foreigners to “observe” our elections at the behest of a bunch of left-wing whackos in the Congress for example–but this would be low on the list I think.

    Actually, I’m more annoyed that he’s not using some of the money we sent him to pay for ads pointing out (quite rightly) the hypocrisy of Kerry demanding that he denounce the Swiftboat Vets to prove he doesn’t agree with them while he (Kerry) stood on a stage with the likes of Whoopi Goldberg and others who called the President everything a criminal, a liar, a traitor AND a deserter and said that they were the “heart and soul of America.”

    I’m still waiting for him to say that his campaign and these people are not in “collusion” and yet he has the gonads to demand that Bush prove (in a court of law no less, I hope Kerry is dumb enough to pursue this for real) that he is NOT secretly pushing the vets to do what they are doing?

    Please, there is no comparison between these two men in which Bush won’t come out the stronger candidate. Not by a wide margin I agree, but wide enough to matter.

  • http://www.dogsnot.com/ Gordon the Magnifico

    Try to check your emotions RKB, it’s embarrassing.

    He wasn’t in the Army idiot. If you’re going to defend your “talking points” from MoveOn.org, at least keep the facts straight.

    And yes, you are a gutless fucking shitbag for having the nerve to criticize Bush’s honorable service as a Pilot in the Air National Guard.

    Did you get that DOLT? A GUTLESS FUCKING SHITBAG AND A MORAL COWARD.

    And you’re still dodging the hard questions…

  • Dave

    “The point is that IN THAT GENERATION, it was more of an exception that somebody born with a silver spoon in their mouth would actually VOLUNTEER for duty in Vietnam than chose the safe-haven that was the National Guard.”
    -RKB

    Just one small point to go along with that.

    When John Kerry found out that he was going to be drafted he applied for an exception, pointing out that he will be studying for a year in Paris. The exception was denied. He then quickly signed himself up for military service.

    When I look at the decisions that John Kerry makes, even the ones on this current campaign, I see an opportunist.

    True, people change as they grow older. But it is sometimes an eyeopener to see how a person does NOT change. These are the ideas that stay with me from background checks on a candidate.

  • http://www.robertkbrown.com/ RKB

    I’m still dodging the hard questions? You’ll have to show me questions I’ve missed, because as far as I can tell, with the exception of “are you a moral coward?” I’ve answered every one.

    You, on the other hand, continue to nitpick a word here a word there, thinking it gives you some superior moral ground.

    Nothing changes in my post because I wrote “army” instead of “armed services.”

    But it’s good to know, now, that in your world you can’t criticize someone unless you’ve walked a mile in their shoes. And since I doubt you’ve served in Vietnam, it’s not possible for you to lodge any criticisms about Kerry’s service.

    So now I know that you are nothing more than a simple, arrogant prick, propping himself with some false moral superiority. You are the coward, Gordon, for not being able to see in yourself the things you despise in others. You’re the gutless shitbag.

    p.s. I realized there was another quesion you’d asked earlier that I hadn’t answered:

    Are you telling me that men that have served in the National Guard ducked out their responsibilities? Are you telling me that men in the National Guard never serve overseas in combat?

    Again I’ll fall back on your general stupidity for equating what was CLEARLY a reference to the National Guard in the late sixties to the National Guard of today. It is WELL KNOWN that the Guard then was a safe-haven. OF COURSE I wouldn’t suggest the same today — and you’ll also notice that I didn’t. Dumb shit.

  • http://www.dogsnot.com/ Gordon the Magnifico

    “Nothing changes in my post because I wrote ìarmyî instead of ìarmed services.î

    Sure it does. It’s just another example of how you can’t get the facts straight. (BTW – it’s the Armed Forces, dolt. If you’re going to badmouth our Veterans, at least get the titles straight)

    Here’s another example of how you get the facts mixed up.

    “Iím still dodging the hard questions? Youíll have to show me questions Iíve missed, because as far as I can tell, with the exception of ìare you a moral coward?î Iíve answered every one.”
    “p.s. I realized there was another quesion youíd asked earlier that I hadnít answered:”

    Well, what is it Robbie? Have you answered all the questions or not? Just once, put your emotions in check and keep the facts straight and follow the thread. Let’s use that as a basis for discourse or are the expectations to challenging?

  • http://www.dogsnot.com/ Gordon the Magnifico

    I ask:
    “Are you telling me that men that have served in the National Guard ducked out their responsibilities?”

    You reply:
    “Again Iíll fall back on your general stupidity for equating what was CLEARLY a reference to the National Guard in the late sixties to the National Guard of today. It is WELL KNOWN that the Guard then was a safe-haven.”

    So you’re telling me that all men that enlisted and accepted commissions in the National Guard were cowards? That they hid there to avoid Vietnam? Stop dancing around the questions asshole and answer them straight forward.

  • RKB

    Just as I suspected. Unable to actually raise any kind of argument against my most recent points, you protect your bruised ego by trivial flaws in my typing. Are you even aware of the irony in your last sentence? No fair looking up the word “irony” in the dictionary before answering.

    I’ll accept your inability to address the SUBSTANCE of any of my recent points as an admission of defeat.

    You are now free to sulk back to your little cave to lick your wounds.

  • http://www.dogsnot.com/ Gordon the Magnifico

    I ask.
    “Are you telling me that men in the National Guard never serve overseas in combat?”

    You reply.
    “OF COURSE I wouldnít suggest the same today ñ and youíll also notice that I didnít. Dumb shit.”

    This is too easy. You talk an awful lot of smack about things you have no idea about. So you’re telling me that during Vietnam, Guardsmen never served in Vietnam or saw combat?

    RKB, you don’t know what you’re talking about and struggle time and time again to stand behind MoveOn.orgs “talking points”. Take the next step, cut off the umbilical cord, and learn to think for yourself.

    Gutless fuck.

  • http://www.dogsnot.com/ Gordon the Magnifico

    Substance? (Excuse me while I stifle the laughter)

    Watching you have a meltdown while calling National Guardsmen cowards is substance?

  • http://www.dogsnot.com/ Gordon the Magnifico

    Substance, as defined by the gutless wonder – RKB.

    “Fuck you, Gordon.”

    “you fucking dickhead.”

    “you fuck.”

    “because itís one of the stupidest fucking questions..”

    “because you like to be a complete pain in the ass.”

    “Youíre the gutless shitbag.”

    “your general stupidity.”

    “Dumb shit.”

    “Clear enough for you, dolt?”

    “Youíre stupider than I gave you credit for.”

    “you are nothing more than a simple, arrogant prick.”

    “You are the coward.”

  • http://www.dogsnot.com/ Gordon the Magnifico

    Keep digging RKB, I’m having a blast watching you make a fool of yourself.

  • RKB

    So, so typical of poor, poor Gordon. Cherry-picking the stuff that gets under his skin while ignoring the rest.

  • http://www.robertkbrown.com/ RKB

    And as long as you want to believe that I’m “calling National Guardsmen cowards,” you might better yourself by reading a little history.

    This, Gordon, is from the AIR NATIONAL GUARD website. It’s the third or fourth paragraph from the bottom, talking about 1968 — the year GWB graduated from Yale.

    Vietnam revealed a negative aspect of relying on reservists. For largely domestic political reasons, President Johnson chose not to mobilize most of the nation’s reserve forces. The 1968 callups were only token affairs. Johnson’s decision to avoid a major reserve mobilization was opposed by the senior leadership of both the active duty military establishment and the reserve forces, but to no avail. The Reserves and the Guard acquired reputations as draft havens for relatively affluent young white men. Military leaders questioned the wisdom of depending on reserve forces that might not be available except in dire emergencies.

    Anybody with an ounce of sense would understand that this is what I’ve been referring to all along when I wrote the piece that’s got your panties all in a bunch:

    The point is that IN THAT GENERATION, it was more of an exception that somebody born with a silver spoon in their mouth would actually VOLUNTEER for duty in Vietnam than chose the safe-haven that was the National Guard.

    But keep ignoring it, though, Gordon. Find something else to criticize, some other nit to pick, since you clearly can’t handle the truth.

  • Kricket

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  • http://www.dogsnot.com/ Gordon the Magnifico

    A reputation is truth Robert?

    Word on the block has it your mother used to blow sailors for $5 a whack. Does her rep equate truth? No.

    Ignoring what by the way? I’ve addressed and reddressed your “substance”. It’s you that’s avoiding questions still.

    ARE YOU, OR ARE ARE YOU NOT INSINUATING THAT THE MEN THAT SERVED IN THE NATIONAL GUARD ARE COWARDS?

    Did the caps get your attention? Should I type slower?

  • http://www.robertkbrown.com/ RKB

    You’re hopeless, Gordon. Seriously. I’ve answered your questions several times over already. I can’t help it if you’re unable (or unwilling) to see it. Too stupid, or too thick, or, more likely, just too stubborn. You already know what answer you expect from me, so you read everything through that distorted filter.

    It’d almost be funny if it wasn’t so pathetically predictable, your knee-jerk opposition to any point I make. You cling to your little kernel of misunderstanding as if it were the last bastion of sanity in your world — to let go, to acknowledge that Robert has made a salient point, oh the unspeakable horrors!

    I would be stunned to find if you had EVER written a response that used the words “I understand” or “good point” or “that’s fair.”

    Nope.

    Not Gordon. Strong Gordon. Powerful Gordon. Oh, yeah. Gordon the Magnificent. A manly man. The manliest of men who will never back down.

  • http://www.dogsnot.com/ Gordon the Magnifico

    “Iíve answered your questions several times over already.”

    You haven’t answered it once cornhole. Again: ARE YOU, OR ARE ARE YOU NOT INSINUATING THAT THE MEN THAT SERVED IN THE NATIONAL GUARD ARE COWARDS?

    It’s a yes or no answer cunthead.

    “Not Gordon. Strong Gordon. Powerful Gordon. Oh, yeah. Gordon the Magnificent. A manly man.”

    You got one thing right.

  • http://dailyblitz.motime.com/ Jheka

    The comment from “jheka,” above, is from my stalker … please delete it when you have a chance. Thanks.

  • http://www.dogsnot.com/ Gordon the Magnifico

    You havenít answered it once cornhole. Again: ARE YOU, OR ARE ARE YOU NOT INSINUATING THAT THE MEN THAT SERVED IN THE NATIONAL GUARD ARE COWARDS?

    Well Robert? you still dodging the hard questions?

  • http://www.robertkbrown.com/ RKB

    Wow. Not just stupid, Gordon proves that he’s also got an inflated sense of self-worth. Hard questions? You don’t ask hard questions, Gordon. What you offer up are transparent attempts to box somebody into a predefined answer that you’re ready to pounce on. You did it once already earlier in this thread, and now you’re doing it again. The only hard part comes with the internal debate about whether or not to give you the satisfaction of answering. But then you’re also happy with NO answer, because it reinforces the answer you already expect, so I’m game.

    The trick is, you miserable pile of twice-digested cat vomit, is to actually think. THINK, GORDON. I know this will be a challenge for you, because it will divert whatever remaining wattage comes from that dim bulb on top of your shoulders away from which liberal outrage will be the latest recipient of your venom, but you’ll have to try. You see, “hard questions” are ones that actually require a few brain cells to answer. In your case, since reading comprehension is obviously a skill you decided you didn’t need after kindergarten, I’ll try a different approach to answering your questions one last time.

    You stupid fucking fuck.

    Do you honestly think I’m having trouble articulating my intent on this thread? Do you seriously believe, you arrogant assclown, that I’m being anything less than clear about my meaning? Am I stuttering, dipshit? Am I being vague? Can you understand my meaning, or do you need to squint and read between the lines and try to imagine what I’m INSINUATING?

    So when I write “it was more of an exception that somebody born with a silver spoon in their mouth would actually VOLUNTEER for duty in Vietnam than chose the safe-haven that was the National Guard,” what I MEAN is that during the Vietnam War, choosing to enlist with the National Guard was a safer alternative than actually volunteering for duty in country.

    Period.

    And if you have any doubts about what’s the TRUTH, then, please, Gordon, scroll to the bottom of this page: U.S. Military Casualties in Southeast Asia, Deaths by Status. Of the approximately 58,000 Americans who were killed in Vietnam, less than one hundred were from the National Guard.

    That, idiot, is what I mean when I say that the National Guard was a safe haven during Vietnam. Nothing else. No other deeper hidden meaning. Get it?

  • Dave

    Are the swiftboat ads a partisan attack? Yes. Are they telling the truth? I don’t know. We will never have evidence either way. The truth is lost to time and the fog of war.

    On a bit of a side issue, can you forsee the liberal ourcry if George W. Bush or the RNC were to have a joint project with the swiftboat group? I imagine that would be front page news for at least a week.

    Would the same apply for the DNC? I wonder …

    “In partnership with MoveOn.org, the DNC launched a major petition drive – over 310,000 Americans have signed the petition! Sign the petition urging Democratic senators to continue to stand firm in their fight against Bush and his GOP to protect our courts and defend our most cherished American values.”
    http://www.democrats.org/wvc/weekinreview/200311170001.html

    “The Democratic Party is partnering with MoveOn.org, People for the American Way, Campaign for America’s Future, and dozens of other groups representing millions of Americans to organize a massive public mobilization. On Wednesday, May 14, join us by calling and emailing your representatives in Congress to let them know that the majority of Americans oppose more irresponsible tax cuts that go overwhelmingly to the wealthiest sliver of Americans.”
    http://www.democrats.org/wvc/weekinreview/200305120002.html

    No big deal, right?

  • http://www.dogsnot.com/ Gordon the Magnifico

    “You stupid fucking fuck.”

    That’s got to be, hands down, the “stupidest” thing I have heard in a long while.

    Bravo Robert.

  • http://www.dogsnot.com/ Gordon the Magnifico

    RKB,
    Again, please put your emotions in check. These tantrums of yours are really emberrassing matters. I sincerely don’t understand why you lack the guts to come out and say what you’re insinuating(that National Guardsmen are cowards).I’ll take a stab in the dark though.

    You’re a coward RKB. Nothing more, nothing less.

    So again, will you simply answer the yes or no question? Or are you that lacking in COURAGE?

    ARE YOU, OR ARE ARE YOU NOT INSINUATING THAT THE MEN THAT SERVED IN THE NATIONAL GUARD ARE COWARDS?

    Please try to muster the courage to asnwer this simple question and quit hiding behind words, coward boy.

  • balbulican

    Sigh. There goes the neighborhood.

  • RKB

    Gordon, Gordon, Gordon.

    Ask somebody to help you re-read what I wrote here. They might be able to explain that my “tantrums” are actually rhetorical devices — over-the-top insults that I had a heck of a fun time writing — meant to illustrate a key point that indirectly answers your question.

    Here’s a hint: notice any single-sentence paragraphs? Those are meant to grab your attention. The first one worked. But it doesn’t look like you understood what I wrote in the paragraph that followed. It’s okay to ask for help with that one.

    Bonus essay question: compare and contrast Gordon’s ability to understand my meaning when I insult him with his inability to understand my meaning when I write about the Vietnam-era National Guard.

    Finally, you should also feel free to ask for help to find the THREE TIMES that I DIRECTLY answered your yes-or-no question.

  • http://www.dogsnot.com/ Gordon the Magnifico

    I never thought it was possible to run into someone as fucking stupid and arrogant as you RKB. Not once have you answered my question directly. You dance around it everytime, but lack the nerve to come right out and say what you’re insinuating.

    You got ZERO balls RKB. That’s probably why never served yourself, no nads right?

    I just can’t believe someone who never served, can have the gaul to insult the men that have.

    You were nevr willing to raise your right hand, were you? You’re not willing to put your life where your mouth is, are you?

    You’re nothing more than a coward with a big mouth RKB.

    Now go eat another pot pie and watch CNN and enjoy the freedoms that the men and women, NOT YOU, that have served in the Armed Forces (including the National Guard)have paid for.

  • http://www.robertkbrown.com/ RKB

    Imagine how different this conversation might have been if I’d told Gordon who I really am from the start.

  • http://www.dogsnot.com/ Gordon the Magnifico

    I know who you are. Or what you are.

    You’re a coward that never served who has the gaul to critisize those who have.

  • http://www.robertkbrown.com/ RKB

    I’d be careful if I were you, Gordon. Courage comes in many different shapes and sizes. Whether or not one has served in the Armed Services is not the only measuring stick.

    Sounds to me like you’re INSINUATING that the only men and women who are NOT cowards are those that have chosen a path that involves military service.

    Isn’t that what you’re saying, Gordon? Aren’t you calling into question the courage of, say, a Dick Cheney, or a Donald Rumsfeld? Aren’t you saying that those men are cowards for not having served in the military? What was the term you used? No nads?

    You read insults in my answers. IF I INSULTED ANYONE, it would be specifically George W. Bush and NO ONE ELSE. And that is ONLY IF you also equate making a choice to enlist in the National Guard instead of volunteering in Vietnam as cowardice. I NEVER CALLED IT THAT, YOU DUMB FUCK. I think it probably took MORE COURAGE to volunteer for duty in ‘Nam, but I do not now, nor have I ever felt that ANYONE who looked for alternatives was a coward. You started using that word, Gordon, not me.

    Can you understand this? I think Vinny has demonstrated a shitload of moral courage and clarity over the past six months. Does that mean that I think that anybody who hasn’t dropped sixty pounds and signed up for a 30 mile bike ride is a coward? That they don’t demonstrate courage? Of course not. It’s easier to keep eating whatever you’d always eaten, and it’s easier to watch TV than exercise. It’s not a zero sum game, Gordon. Just because I say something good about Vinny doesn’t mean I’m saying something bad about people who aren’t Vinny.

    Do you see how this relates?

    I DO NOT THINK ANYBODY WHO FOUND ANY ALTERNATIVE TO SERVING IN VIETNAM WAS A COWARD.

    You might. But that’s YOUR opinion, not mine. That’s YOUR interpretation, not mine.

    Finally, for your reading pleasure, I will provide you with a sampling of quotes from George W. Bush, on the decision making process he made about Vietnam.

    “I’m saying to myself, ‘What do I want to do?’ I think I don’t want to be an infantry guy as a private in Vietnam. What I do decide to want to do is learn to fly.”

    – Lubbock Avalanche-Journal, 1989

    “I was not prepared to shoot my eardrum out with a shotgun in order to get a deferment. Nor was I willing to go to Canada. So I chose to better myself by learning how to fly airplanes.”

    – Dallas Morning News, Feb. 25, 1990

    “I don’t want to play like I was somebody out there marching when I wasn’t. It was either Canada or the service. … Somebody said the Guard was looking for pilots. All I know is, there weren’t that many people trying to be pilots.”

    – Fort Worth Star-Telegram, Nov. 29, 1998

    (source)

  • http://www.dogsnot.com/ Gordon the Magnifico

    “Iíd be careful if I were you, Gordon. Courage comes in many different shapes and sizes.”

    Is that some sort of a petty threat? Excsue me while I stifle the laughter.

    “Sounds to me like you’re INSINUATING that the only men and women who are NOT cowards are those that have chosen a path that involves military service.”

    Sounds like you have an issue with reading comprehension. I have a problem with assholes like you that never had the balls to serve but have the gall to criticize those who have. Try to pay attention.

    “Arenít you calling into question the courage of, say, a Dick Cheney, or a Donald Rumsfeld?”

    Donald Rumsfeld did serve you fucking moron. He was an active duty Naval Aviator who retired in the Naval Reserves. Try just once to get your facts straight before you open that gargantuan mouth of yours.

    “You read insults in my answers. IF I INSULTED ANYONE, it would be specifically George W. Bush and NO ONE ELSE.”

    BULLSHIT, again you lack the balls to stand behind what you said. You’ve indicted an entire generation of men that served in the National Guard as cowards who “ducked their responsibilities” and used the Guard as a “safe haven.” These are your own words cornhole, can you at least stand behind them?

    “I think Vinny has demonstrated a shitload of moral courage and clarity over the past six months.”

    Ha Ha. Now you’re trying to drag Vinny into the fray. Here’s a newsflash for you RKB – GET A SPINE AND TRY TO STAND ON YOUR OWN TWO FEET.

    “I DO NOT THINK ANYBODY WHO FOUND ANY ALTERNATIVE TO SERVING IN VIETNAM WAS A COWARD.”

    Amazing, you finally answered the question, sort of. If you don’t THINK, then why do you insinuate?

    I am curios why YOU chose to duck out of your responsibilities RKB. Why didn’t you ever serve your country? What’s your excuse?

    Well?

  • http://www.robertkbrown.com/ RKB

    Gordon the Fuck who can’t fucking read:

    Jeepers, Tom, you almost make it sound as though it was George W. Bush who volunteered for duty in Vietnam way back in the day instead of ducking out of his responsibilities to his country like so many of his generation.

    Show me the words “NATIONAL GUARD” in that sentence, dickhead. I point to one man who, in his own words, chose the National Guard over OTHER options. I didn’t write “everybody who joined the Guard ducked out of their responsibilities” or that “the Guard are a bunch of pussies” or even “the only reason someone would ever join the National Guard was if they were a coward who wanted to avoid service in ‘Nam.”

    I’m comparing the actions of somebody who actually DID volunteer for active duty in Vietnam with somebody who DID NOT.

    Read into that statement whatever you want, Gordon, but those continue to be your opinions.

    Not once, ever, anywhere did I insinuate anything about the men and women of the National Guard. Ever. Bush made his choice. Others in his generation made their choice. The FACT is that MANY THOUSANDS of young men in the sixties avoided combat in Vietnam one way or another.

    BY HIS OWN ADMISSION, GEORGE W. BUSH CHOSE THE GUARD IN ORDER TO AVOID COMBAT IN VIETNAM.

    I am curios why YOU chose to duck out of your responsibilities RKB. Why didnít you ever serve your country? Whatís your excuse?

    Again, you seem to think that the ONLY way to “serve my country” is to wear a uniform. Ever volunteer with the American Red Cross, Gordon? Ever run two marathons to raise $30,000 for leukemia research? Ever spend time and money shopping for back-to-school supplies you’ll then donate to inner-city schools for kids who can’t afford such things? Or give up twelve weeks of your time to teach outdoor environmental — experiential, hands-on learning — to fifth and sixth graders, many of whom had never left the city before?

    I serve my country in ways that you’ve probably never even imagined, Gordon, although I’m sure you’ll look down your arrogant fucking nose at any of these activities.

    As if I need an “excuse” for my career path. From about the age of ten, I wanted to join the Navy, because Roger Staubach had been in the navy. I used to open up the encyclopedia and look at all the ranks and imagine how old I would be when I advanced through them.

    At seventeen, I’d mapped out everything that I needed for my application to Annapolis. I was going to be a navy pilot, flying and landing on carriers. I had 30/20 vision. I was set.

    That summer, though, as with my sixteenth summer, were spent as a camp counselor at a YMCA. Did you ever do that, Gordon? Did you ever serve your country by giving up your teenage summers to help twelve and thirteen year old boys grow into strong and capable men? To challenge themselves to grow in body, mind, and spirit?

    At the end of the summer, after much internal debate, I decided that I didn’t love the idea of taking orders, of always doing what I was told regardless of whether or not I thought it was right. I realized that I loved writing, loved working with people, and that I would be doing my country a DISSERVICE if I continued with my lifelong dream of going to Annapolis, potentially taking a spot from somebody else.

    So, no, I did NOT join the Armed Forces, Gordon, but you’d seriously better back the fuck off about questioning my courage, or my dedication to making this country a better place. We chose different paths. Yours is no better than mine.

  • http://www.dogsnot.com/ Gordon the Magnifico

    Wow! Look at the backpedaling!

  • http://www.robertkbrown.com/ RKB

    WTF? Backpedaling? Where?

  • http://www.dogsnot.com/ Gordon the Magnifico

    The whole post was one big backpedal, douche bag. Just like your excuse for not serving.

  • http://www.robertkbrown.com/ RKB

    Wahhh. Gordon cries like a baby when I don’t respond to his little schoolyard taunts, then he cries like an even bigger baby when I actually do respond.

    What a sore loser.

  • http://www.robertkbrown.com/ RKB

    Hmm.

    Weird.

    “I got a young man named George W. Bush into the National Guard … and I’m not necessarily proud of that,” Barnes, an Austin lobbyist and John Kerry supporter with a lucrative Washington practice, said on the tape. “It was the worst thing I did, was help a lot of wealthy supporters and a lot of people who had family names of importance get into the National Guard. And I’m very sorry of that and I’m very ashamed, and I apologize to you as the voters of Texas.”

    Source

  • http://www.dogsnot.com/ Gordon the Magnifico

    “Wahhh. Gordon cries like a baby when I donít respond to his little schoolyard taunts, then he cries like an even bigger baby when I actually do respond.”

    You got to be kidding me? Have you read your infantile repsonses RKB?

    Shouldn’t you start calling me a “fucking fuck” again?

  • http://www.dogsnot.com/ Gordon the Magnifico

    “Gordon the Fuck who canít fucking read:”
    Well said. At what Trailer Park Night School did you earn your GED?

    “Show me the words ìNATIONAL GUARDî in that sentence, dickhead. I point to one man who, in his own words, chose the National Guard over OTHER options. I didnít write ìeverybody who joined the Guard ducked out of their responsibilitiesî or that ìthe Guard are a bunch of pussiesî or even ìthe only reason someone would ever join the National Guard was if they were a coward who wanted to avoid service in ëNam.î

    Are you really this pathetic? You stated GW shirked the duties of his generation by joining the National Guard. You then proceeded to point out that those who joined the National Guard did so as a “safe haven” to avoid the war and even cited the National Guard website. Therefore, GW, like all the other National Guardsmen, is a pussy that skirted the duties of his generation and avoided the war by joining the national guard. THESE ARE YOUR WORDS, NOT MINE. Get some balls or some some semblance of courage and stand behind what you say RKB.

    “Not once, ever, anywhere did I insinuate anything about the men and women of the National Guard. Ever.”

    Is that so? Wasn’t it you that accused…

    It is WELL KNOWN that the Guard then was a safe-haven.
    The Reserves and the Guard acquired reputations as draft havens for relatively affluent young white men. Military leaders questioned the wisdom of depending on reserve forces that might not be available except in dire emergencies.
    The point is that IN THAT GENERATION, it was more of an exception that somebody born with a silver spoon in their mouth would actually VOLUNTEER for duty in Vietnam than chose the safe-haven that was the National Guard.

    Nope. No sir. No insinuations there. Honest. That’s my story and I’m sticking to it.

    “BY HIS OWN ADMISSION, GEORGE W. BUSH CHOSE THE GUARD IN ORDER TO AVOID COMBAT IN VIETNAM.”

    And what’s your excuse for avoiding it? Too many bake sales for the Webelos? I’d say pot meet kettle but you never placed anything on the line for anyone but yourself. You never raised your right hand. The only thing you ever served was blow jobs at the truck stop and rest areas you frequent.

    Zero balls RKB. You got zero balls.

  • http://www.dogsnot.com/ Gordon the Magnifico

    “Again, you seem to think that the ONLY way to ìserve my countryî is to wear a uniform.”

    Now the insecurity and guilt is shining though. I never said this or insinuated his. I have simply stated that it’s hypocritical of you, as someone who lacked the balls to serve, to criticize those who have. How many times must I write this before you understand?

    Ever volunteer with the American Red Cross, Gordon?
    As a matter of fact – yes. While in college I organized several blood drives through the IFC and AGC and tapped into the Student Body as well and personally saw to the blood doning of over several hundred students on a given day. You?

    Ever run two marathons to raise $30,000 for leukemia research?
    No. But I personally organized countless philanthropies in college and the military to benefit a wide array of groups such as BSA, Habititat for Humainty, and local schools to mention a few. You?

    Ever spend time and money shopping for back-to-school supplies youíll then donate to inner-city schools for kids who canít afford such things?

    Thankfully I don’t live in the city. I do take my nephews and their friends school shopping at the end of every summer. Not a kid in their neighborhood goes without. You?

    Or give up twelve weeks of your time to teach outdoor environmental ñ experiential, hands-on learning ñ to fifth and sixth graders, many of whom had never left the city before?

    I helped BUILD the ropes and confidence course at my University. I have well over 30 credits in Experiential Education. I graduated from a NOLS Wildrerness Semster and am a certified Outward Bound Instructor. You?

    I serve my country in ways that youíve probably never even imagined, Gordon, although Iím sure youíll look down your arrogant fucking nose at any of these activities.

    Why would I look down at one’s philantropical endeavors? You just can’t keep up. Running a 5K race and holding a botttle drive hardly qulaifyies you as a citizen hero RKB. If you’re just in it to measure yourself against others, your doing it for the wrong reason.

  • http://www.dogsnot.com/ Gordon the Magnifico

    “As if I need an ìexcuseî for my career path. From about the age of ten, I wanted to join the Navy, because Roger Staubach had been in the navy. I used to open up the encyclopedia and look at all the ranks and imagine how old I would be when I advanced through them. “

    Translation: I always wanted to be a sailor but lacked the balls to actually follow through.

    “At seventeen, Iíd mapped out everything that I needed for my application to Annapolis. I was going to be a navy pilot, flying and landing on carriers. I had 30/20 vision. I was set.”

    Translation: I had great plans but no follow through. Well, not to mention my lack of credentials. The USNA would have laughed at my application.

    “That summer, though, as with my sixteenth summer, were spent as a camp counselor at a YMCA. Did you ever do that, Gordon?”

    As a matter of fact cornhole, between the age of 14-24, I spent five summers working at boys camps as an assistant counselor and counselor. You?

    At the end of the summer, after much internal debate, I decided that I didn’t love the idea of taking orders, of always doing what I was told regardless of whether or not I thought it was right.

    Translation: I got cold feet.

    I realized that I loved writing, loved working with people, and that I would be doing my country a DISSERVICE if I continued with my lifelong dream of going to Annapolis, potentially taking a spot from somebody else.

    Translation: I’m a fucking pussy with no courage that decided to skirt my responsibilities to my country. I’m also full of shit because Naval Officers write all the time and spend every waking hour “working with people.” I’m really just hiding my cowardice.

    but youíd seriously better back the fuck off about questioning my courage

    Or what RKB? Or what? Will you call me a “fucking fuck” if I keep it up?

    or my dedication to making this country a better place.

    Oh, I question it all right. But only because you have the gall to question others. You don’t like the bitter taste of your own medicine do you?

    We chose different paths. Yours is no better than mine.

    To hell it isn’t. I’m leagues beyond you in public service. Keep playing catch-up though RKB.

  • http://www.dogsnot.com/ Gordon the Magnifico

    The more you spew, the more I laugh RKB. I still haven’t figured out yet how you have the gall to question the courage of men that served while you never did. I really don’t understand why you chickened out of serving in the first place. Couldn’t have been just cold feet was it?

    Why were you lacking in courage RKB? Why really didn’t you raise that right arm?

  • http://www.robertkbrown.com/ RKB

    Finally, some well-reasoned responses from Gordon. I don’t have time to get into them, all, but #64 is still wrong for reasons I’ll get into later, #65 illustrates where I misunderstood you, and I’m actually sorry for questioning your character, given all that you’ve clearly contributed (even though your’re still playing some kind of dick-measuring contest with me, denigrating the ways in which I’ve served my community), and #66 is all irony.

    This is the key paragraph to come back to, which shows you how have not understood the point I made very early on:

    Are you really this pathetic? You stated GW shirked the duties of his generation by joining the National Guard. You then proceeded to point out that those who joined the National Guard did so as a ìsafe havenî to avoid the war and even cited the National Guard website. Therefore, GW, like all the other National Guardsmen, is a pussy that skirted the duties of his generation and avoided the war by joining the national guard. THESE ARE YOUR WORDS, NOT MINE. Get some balls or some some semblance of courage and stand behind what you say RKB.

    Your “therefore” is not accurate. Take out the “like all other National Guardsmen” and you’d be closer, but still wrong.

  • http://dogsnot.net/mt Geoffrey

    What a bunch of shirkers

    Learn history before you start crying. Your short bus hasn’t even left the bus stop yet.

    Kerry applies for a deferment and gets turned down. Then he applies for ferry duty and gets sent to combat instead, where he fakes 3 purple hearts to get sent home in under 4 months.

    People spend more time in the bathroom. Which, coincidentally, is where your argument belongs.

  • http://www.dogsnot.com/ Gordon the Magnifico

    President”>http://msnbc.msn.com/id/4179618/“>President Bush: Political season is here. I was ó I served in the National Guard. I flew F-102 aircraft. I got an honorable discharge. I’ve heard this ó I’ve heard this ever since I started running for office. I ó I put in my time, proudly so.

    I would be careful to not denigrate the Guard. It’s fine to go after me, which I expect the other side will do. I wouldn’t denigrate service to the Guard, though, and the reason I wouldn’t, is because there are a lot of really fine people who have served in the National Guard and who are serving in the National Guard today in Iraq.

  • http://www.dogsnot.com/ Gordon the Magnifico

    President”>http://msnbc.msn.com/id/4179618/“>President Bush: And I’m just telling you, I did my duty, and it’s politics, you know, to kind of ascribe all kinds of motives to me. But I have been through it before. I’m used to it. What I don’t like is when people say serving in the Guard is ó is ó may not be a true service.

    President Bush: I supported my government. I did. And would have gone had my unit been called up, by the way.

  • http://www.robertkbrown.com/ RKB

    Still do plan on responding to this, Gordon, but since you hate it when people who haven’t served in the Armed Forces criticize those that have, I was wondering what you think about this:

    Delegates to the Republican National Convention found a new way to take a jab at Democratic presidential candidate John Kerry’s Vietnam service record: by sporting adhesive bandages with small purple hearts on them.

    Morton Blackwell, a prominent Virginia delegate, has been handing out the heart-covered bandages to delegates, who’ve worn them on their chins, cheeks, the backs of their hands and other places.

    (source)

  • http://www.robertkbrown.com/ RKB

    Okay. Hopefully this will be the end of this never-ending argument. I’m glad that Vinny doesn’t delete or alter comments, because I’m going to quote exactly what I wrote about the George W. Bush and The National Guard, and then we’re going to try to find where I said anything bad about the Guard itself.

    Jeepers, Tom, you almost make it sound as though it was George W. Bush who volunteered for duty in Vietnam way back in the day instead of ducking out of his responsibilities to his country like so many of his generation.

    [...]

    You donít need to do much research to know that when I write ìlike so many of his generationî it means that countless young men of privilege found ways to avoid the draft. The National Guard, then, was an almost-guaranteed way to ìgameî the system.

    The point is that IN THAT GENERATION, it was more of an exception that somebody born with a silver spoon in their mouth would actually VOLUNTEER for duty in Vietnam than chose the safe-haven that was the National Guard.

    Now. I’m not saying that the National Guard wasn’t dangerous, or that the men who served in it were not brave. I appreciate Geoffry’s history lessons, but I know that people from the Guard did actually serve in Vietnam, and that they probably did a bang-up job. I never, in fact, said that they didn’t. Note that I also use the words “almost-guaranteed.” This doesn’t mean that you got a free pass when you joined the Guard, or that you’d never see combat, or that it was a cake walk, or that everybody who signed up was a fucking pussy.

    What I’m writing about here — and you’ll need to read the words I actually wrote, not the words you think I wrote — is that during the Vietnam war, an era in which there was a mandatory draft, the National Guard was a much, much safer way to join the military than anything else. This is a concrete fact. You absolutely cannot debate me on this one, Gordon. Less than one hundred members of the Guard died during Vietnam.

    Let me try to make this point even clearer. Here are the casualty numbers, by status, across the Army, Air Force, Navy, Marines, and even the Coast Guard:

    Regular: 34,464Reserve: 5,758National Guard: 97Selective Service:17,672Unknown: 187

    Compare the number of men killed who were drafted compared with those who served in the Guard. Is there any question that you had a better chance of being killed in Vietnam if you were drafted than if you had joined the National Guard? I use the phrase “avoid the draft.” Is there any wonder why, with that attrition rate?

    You might also notice that I use a couple of phrases “young men of privelege” and “somebody born with a silver spoon in their mouth.” Based on previous discussions about taxes with Chet, I know that a large percentage of wealth is concentrated in the top 1% of the population. In 1968, this top one percent was truly elite, with no talk show hosts, professional football or basketball players, no boy bands or pop starlets.

    The people I’m talking about, first and foremost, are the children of the elite. The sons of congressmen and bankers and wealthy second (or even third) generation upper-crusters who went to snooty East coast schools like Hahhvahhd and Yaaale. The Thurston Howell the Thirds of the world, Gordon.

    Think about it.

    You were probably right, earlier, when you said that Annapolis would have laughed at my B+ grades, my involvement in student government — vice president only, never president, my varsity letters (soccer, not football or baseball), my membership in the debate team, chess, or honors physics to go along with calculus and english. Given the cream of the crop they need to choose from, I was maybe a little above average. Certainly not the very best of the best that one would expect of a Navy officer.

    But then again, I didn’t have a good family name, or any longstanding connections.

    Which makes it a little odd that the National Guard would accept the less than stellar academic credentials of a young George W. Bush — not to mention his run-ins with the law while at Yale — ahead of so many other qualified applicants for pilot. Was he truly the best of the best? Didn’t he score in the bottom quartile of the pilot’s aptitude test? Hmm. Wonder why they’d accept somebody so clearly mediocre?

    See? I think that George W. Bush was like so many of his generation, young, privileged, elite, not ready or willing to die as a grunt in Vietnam, who joined the National Guard because they could. Because it was the best available option. Because they had better, more important things with their lives than to be slogging around in a swamp in southeast Asia.

    Do I think this is true of all men who served in the Guard? Of course not. I think you can be a real asshole sometimes, but that doesn’t mean I think that anybody named Gordon is an asshole. If I point to a corrupt politician, it doesn’t mean that I think all politicians are corrupt. I absolutely believe that many, many young, wealthy men — including George W.Bush — leveraged family connections to find a respectable way to avoid being another statistic.

  • http://www.robertkbrown.com/ RKB

    We can talk about courage, now, too, since you seem bent on pointing out that because I never served in the Armed Forces that I’m a gutless sack of shit. I’ve said, repeatedly, that courage takes many shapes and many sizes, and that you don’t have a monopoly on courage simply because you’ve been in the military. Or that anybody who has not is a coward.

    Take, for example, the twenty-one year old leukemia patient. Five-year survival rates for Acute Myelogenous Leukemia are something on the order of 15-20 percent. So if this guy happens to be one of the approximate one-tenth of one-percent of Americans who are lucky enough to be diagnosed with leukemia, he might be able to take some comfort in knowing that there’s significantly better than a fifty-fifty chance he’d be dead in five years.

    Nice.

    And, see, the best part is that he’s even started chemotherapy yet. He knows the chemotherapy is going to kick the shit out of him — hair loss is one thing, but all the daily vomiting, the high fevers, the other complications that come along with it — but if he doesn’t go along with the chemo and other supporting drugs, then he’s definitely dead. With the chemo, at least it’s only a maybe.

    Oh, yeah. What about that time near the end of his treatment, after the chemotherapy was so strong, so high-dose, and he had that rare eye infection? Your eye is connected to your brain, right, and the infection had spread there, too. Daily MRIs and CAT scans, while he was on a dozen different antibiotics twenty-four seven, and now it’s not just the cancer he’s worried about, but the fact that his skull is going to be opened up. Not much, just a quarter sized chunk, and the doctors promise they’ll of course be extra extra careful when they’re taking the sample of his brain tissue, but it still causes no small amount of concern. He’s definitely afraid about this turn of events, as if he hasn’t already been afraid at any other point during his six-month battle.

    But that’s probably just because he’s a coward. Fourteen years later and he’s still a coward, apparently, even though he managed to make it through a deck that was very much stacked against him, and had every opportunity to be killed by a disease that he never volunteered to get in the first place.

  • http://www.dogsnot.com/ Gordon the Magnifico

    So it took you a week to regurgitate the same arguments? Thanks for nothing. If I wanted a synopsis I would have just reread the thread from the beginning.

    And once again, I see you managed to avoid the hard questions asked.

    Pathetic.

  • http://www.dogsnot.com/ Gordon the Magnifico

    As for your medical claims, it would seem you have found your own “SAFE HAVEN” to “duck out” of the responsibilities of your generation. Maybe you have more in common with Bush than you think?

    Lots of guys have faked medical claims to avoid serving in the Armed Forces. Why not you?

  • http://www.robertkbrown.com/ RKB

    Pathetic? Suggesting that having leukemia is safe? Or that I actually “faked medical claims?”

    Just when I thought Gordon couldn’t get any lower.

    click here to see how fun it was pretending to be a cancer patient.

    We’re done, Gordon. You lose.

  • http://www.insignificantthoughts.com/ Vinny

    Gordon, that really was over the line… I think an apology is in order.

  • http://www.dogsnot.com/ Gordon the Magnifico

    Why should I apologize to RKB? For questioning his motives to not serve? For making an assumption that he’s lying about why he “ducked out” of the responsibilites of his generation?

    Bullshit. RKB can’t have it both ways.

    For the last week and a half I’ve listened to RKB make assumptions and outright lie about George Bush and Guardsmen and their motives behind why they volunteered and served in the National Guard.

    If RKB can call George Bush a coward and a shirker, well he can expect the same for himself.

    GW is just another man and deserves to be treated with the same decency that RKB expects himself to be treated with.

    RKB doesn’t have a special hall pass that says he can question others motives and integrity while no one can question his.

    The taste of his own medicine is bitter. I’ll apologize only after he apologizes to George Bush and all the National Gurdsmen he’s slighted. The accusations are no different, just the context.

    And it’s not about winning and losing RKB, it’s about being willing to face the same scrutiny that you place others in. Obviously you don’t like it do you? Chew on that for a while.

  • http://dogsnot.net/ Geoffrey

    Kerry applied for a deferrment and was denied.
    Kerry applied for Ferry duty and got sent to combat instead.
    Kerry received 3 Purple Hearts in less than four months, none of which required time lost from work.
    Kerry was denied at least one, but went back channels on his own to get it.
    Kerry displays medals that he didn’t even earn.
    The overwhelming majority of the witnesses to Kerry’s medals claim he didn’t earn them and made up the circumstances in which they were received.

    Anyone but the kool aid drinkers would at least call them into question.

  • http://www.insignificantthoughts.com/ Vinny

    There’s a world of difference between having a disease and making a choice about joining the National Guard as opposed to enlisting for active duty.

    There were people who joined the guard to get out of duty in Vietnam. Denying that is just closing your eyes to the obvious. Did they all? Obviously not. Did GW? I don’t think so, especially since his unit did actually end up in Vietnam and some of them died there, an irony if you think they joined the Guard to get out of the service.

    But some did, and that’s undeniable.

    But to question someone with leukemia about why they “shirked” their service is ridiculous. I’m sure RKB didn’t ask for leukemia, and after having read his story, I’m sure he would rather he never had it in the first place even if it meant rolling the dice and going to Vietnam.

    No one is saying you can’t question anyone’s motives, but you also have an obligation to differentiate between a conscious decision and an involuntary exclusion like a disease.

  • http://www.dogsnot.com/ Gordon the Magnifico

    Vinny, I am immeasurably offended by RKB’s slander of the courage and integrity of our country’s National Guardsmen. These courageous men and women have answered the call to their country and sacrificed much – many have paid the ultimate price.

    I would like to see RKB look in the faces of the collective widows and orphans and tell these people their Dad’s were “shirker’s” and “cowards” that found a “safe haven” to “duck out” of their responsibilities.

    The day he articulates an apology for his slander, I’ll return the same. Until then, it’ll be a cold day in hell before I apologize to a man that so coldly desecrates the honor of our National Guardsmen.

  • http://www.insignificantthoughts.com/ Vinny

    Fair enough, but keep in mind he clearly said that many in that generation joined to avoid service in the active military, not all. Back then it was true. The same cannot be said now, and it’s obvious because a great number of troops in Iraq are “Weekend Warriors.”

    You can have a debate about the validity of serving in the guard during the 1960′s and 1970′s, and there are two sides to the issue.

    But let’s not confuse a choice to join the Guard in 1960 with having leukemia. As I said, I’m sure RKB would’ve joined the Guard if it meant not having to deal with chemo.

    I can understand your anger, but it’s a bit misplaced when you start questioning whether or not he had the disease in the first place.

    That’s just wrong, and answering what you think is wrong by saying something equally wrong does not amount to much of an argument.

  • http://www.robertkbrown.com/ RKB

    Gordon, the second and third paragraphs of what Vinny wrote above are pretty much exactly what I’ve been saying all along.

    There were people who joined the guard to get out of duty in Vietnam. Denying that is just closing your eyes to the obvious. Did they all? Obviously not.

    [...]

    But some did, and thatís undeniable.

    Are you going to lace into him now, too? Is he dishonoring the Guard, too? Is he calling them all cowards, too?

    And PLEASE stop putting words in my mouth. Let me be as clear as day (I’ve already said this, back in #55): “I do not now, nor have I ever felt that ANYONE who looked for alternatives was a coward.” You might think the opposite, Gordon, but that’s your opinion, again, not mine. If you want to take me to task for thinking that George W. Bush was a pampered, spoiled, irresponsible, silver-spoon playboy, then that’s fine. But thinking someone is irresponsible and thinking they are cowards are two different things. I think he was the former, not the latter. I do not equate irresponsibility with cowardice, especially at that age. Who the fuck wasn’t irresponsible at twenty?

    I have made absolutely no statements, implied or otherwise, that question the courage, character, or integrity of anybody except George W. Bush. Him and his other arrogant, elite, wealthy buddies represented probably a small fraction of the Guardsmen. Again: disagree with me about the man running for President if you want, but don’t project my feelings about him onto every other person who ever served in the Guard over the past thirty years.

    Remember: I don’t think I’ve had any problem stating my intent throughout this thread. If I felt that W. exhibited cowardice, I certainly would have said so. Clearly and repeatedly, just as I’ve been fairly forthcoming with how I feel about you. I even tried to go over the top with this in #47, but you didn’t seem to understand it, then. If you think I’m insinuating something, Gordon, then that just means that you’re reading something into my text that doesn’t exist.

    In fact, lost in all of this discussion is what I wrote WAY back up in #13:

    Just because Bush didnít volunteer for ëNam ñ and had an acknowledged problem with the bottle in his younger days ñ doesnít mean heís unfit to be C in C.

    Letís talk about what these two men are doing today, what they plan to do tomorrow, instead of dwelling on who they were in their twenties.

    I obviously don’t love the man as much as you do, Gordon, but I also recognize that he’s perfectly capable of being the Commander-In-Chief, regardless of any youthful activities. I mean, seriously. Read what I’ve written. Read it again. If you still think I’m slandering the National Guard, or “coldy desecrating” their honor, then I don’t think that there’s anything I could do or say that would convince you otherwise.

    And Vinny, I do appreciate the support. Good to know that somebody else is able to see the point I’ve been repeatedly trying to make.

  • http://www.robertkbrown.com/ RKB

    One last stat: of the approximately 12,000 men and women who are diagnosed each year with Acute Myelogenous Leukemia, about 9,000 won’t be alive beyond five years.

    I would hardly consider that to be a safe haven from anything.

    (source)

  • Kricket

    It is a brutal disease and great job fighting it, RKB. My husband’s ex-boss was diagnosed 10 years ago and is still alive and kicking.

    Most of the time, I don’t agree with much of what you say, but I’ve been reading this comment thread and you have answered Gordon’s question numerous times above and beyond. Personally I think it’s time to let it go. Remember the old adage about argueing with a fool?

    Gordon, that really was a low-blow and completely uncalled for. I usually stay out of these arguements and just read what Vinnie as to say, but your response was probably one of the most ignorant pieces I have read in a while. The only person that owes an apology is you to RKB.

  • http://www.dogsnot.com/ Gordon the Magnifico

    Sorry to interrupt the support group, but I think it’s bullshit that RKB can call into question the integrity of George Bush and an entire generation of men that served in the National Guard while I’m not allowed to doubt his.

    Now I’m not saying RKB would have or wouldn’t have served had he not had leukemia as he claims. I’m questioning whether he even has it at all or it’s just an excuse of his to “duck out” of his responsibilities to our Country. As we all know, many people have faked medical conditions to avoid service in the military. As Vinny wrote, denying that is closing your eyes.

    Just because RKB’s your blog pal doesn’t make him bullet proof to the same scrutiny he’s so willing to put others under. In laymen’s terms – don’t dish it out if you can’t take it RKB. Consider this lesson in life on the house.

    As for the apology, I’d again like to reiterate:
    I would like to see RKB look in the faces of the collective widows and orphans and tell these people their Dadís were ìshirkerísî and ìcowardsî that found a ìsafe havenî to ìduck outî of their responsibilities.

    The day he articulates an apology for his slander, Iíll return the same. Until then, itíll be a cold day in hell before I apologize to a man that so coldly desecrates the honor of our National Guardsmen.

  • http://www.robertkbrown.com/ RKB

    If George W. Bush wants to respond to what I’ve written, he’s more than welcome to do so. Doesn’t that seem reasonable? The same way that, say, John Kerry could respond to Tom’s or Geoffrey’s allegations about his service. And I’m sure that you, Gordon, would never say anything bad about somebody who held the highest office in the land.

    Of course, you can’t admit that you’re a hypocrite about when people are and aren’t allowed to criticize politicians, so now you’re all indignant about something you’ve imagined I’ve said.

    Don’t dish it out if I can’t take it? Don’t make me laugh, Gordon. Why are you George Bush’s bitch? Instead of letting him respond to my assertions on his own, you step in with your big Gordon bluster, all huffy and angry and missing the point.

    See, Gordon, I’m not the President of the United States. I’m not a Senator, or a Congressmen, or even the fucking mayor. I’m not an elected official. Check that: a public servant. Therefore, no, I do not expect my life to be an open book, or my past to be open to the same scrutiny as those individuals.

    So I would expect a debate between average Joe citizens to focus on, say, the two candidates. Much like the original post that started this thread. I would expect that a citizen would say “I think Candidate A sucks because of this,” and his supporter would reply by saying “well, I think Candidate B sucks because of this.” I could then write back a witty response like “oh, yeah, might B always do that, but A is so totally a giant suckwad.”

    See how it works? We’re debating presidential candidates, not following it up with “well you’re nothing but a gutless fucking shitbag for having the nerve to criticize Candidate A.”

    Unless, of course, I was Candidate B.

    Which I’m not.

    But, since you can’t leave well enough alone (also see comment #42 on Gordon the Never Wrong), I thought you might get a kick out of these next two links. Now, you’ll actually have to click on them, since it seems you missed out on the earlier photos of me in the hospital.

    Page 1
    Page 2

    Consider this life lesson on the house? Thanks, but no. I’ve had much better lessons on being able to take what’s being dished out to me than anything you could ever hope to offer, Gordon.

  • http://www.robertkbrown.com/ RKB

    Umm. Here’s the correct link to Page 2.

  • http://www.dogsnot.com/ Gordon the Magnifico

    I like how you keep trying to make this out to be about GW only. It’s not. It’s about an entire generation of men that served in the National Guard that you have insulted, not just GW. It may be convenient for you to backpedal, but you can’t change the written record of this thread because it suits your argument now.

    You see, it doesn’t bother you one bit to call into question the honor and integrity of these men because they are a faceless mob to you. Just people.

    Well, they aren’t to me. In the 13 years I spent in the military I have served on Active duty, the Guards and the Reserves (in that order). I have stood side by side with the very people that you so freely dishonor.

    I’d like to see you say to their faces what you’ve said about Guardsmen on this thread. You got a lot of courage behind a keyboard, I wonder how you measure in person?

    I’ve seen your reaction to having your integrity questioned and I don’t think you like it, do you?

    How do you think those Guardsmen would have felt?

  • DOWN WITH BUSH

    DOWN WITH BUSH.

    This adminisration is full of crazy nut neoconservatives

  • http://www.insignificantthoughts.com/ Vinny

    Wow. Such compliments coming from someone so blatantly grounded in reality.