1. The ugly chick with too many tatoos and a self admitted body odor problem who thinks putting on a pair of fuck-me eyes will get people to think she’s something other than an ugly skank who would fuck anything that moves…
2. The “artist” type with the shaved head and goatee who thinks he’s the ultimate critic on all things artistic, meanwhile he has a look that’s reminiscent of a Starbucks circa 1998. Bald and goatee are very much out, especially when you’re just an idiot assclown armchair critic with a shitty site design that shows about as much imagination as an episode of Everybody Loves Raymond. The minimalist thing was cool… 5 years ago.
Amazing… These people are so annoying that it makes me want to sit there and watch Pat skits from SNL for 7 hours straight, then poke my eyes out with the talons on the skank bitch I mentioned in #1.