Ladies, if you’re single, please be careful when ordering stuff… You never know when this could happen to you! And bear in mind, this isn’t a guy impersonating a Fresh Direct driver, it was an actual driver:

I normally order Fresh Direct once a week as you do when you are either too lazy to go to the store or just too busy with work and life in general. I’ve had problems in the past like my eggs being crushed, my entire frozen order of ice cream sandwiches and fudgesicles being completely luiquidized by the time they get to my door, but it seemed worth it just to pay $2.39 for a 16oz tub of cottage cheese as compared to $3.99 around the corner.

And thus started the problem. Click here for the rest of the story, and please do be careful.

I hope they throw the book at this sonofabitch.