Hey Bode… Now that you sucked like a high-end vacuum for two weeks, can you shut up?
SESTRIERE, Italy – Bode Miller’s five-ring washout reached the end of its cycle yesterday, 13 days after it began. He left the Olympic hill for good at 3:52 p.m., about a half-hour after he ran over a gate and skied off the first run of the slalom, 15 seconds into an effort that looked as if he were skiing in quicksand.
He signed an autograph for a course worker, and then he was off, cutting diagonally across the slope, skiing toward his RV, apparently unfazed by going oh-for-Turin.
And so the XX Winter Games ended for the backwoodsman from Franconia, N..H., the cover boy and contrarian who kept on saying he doesn’t care about results – and skied like it.
“I just did it my way,” Miller told an Associated Press reporter. “I’m not a martyr. I’m not a do-gooder. I just want to go out and rock. And man, I rocked here.
“The expectations were other people’s. I’m comfortable with what I’ve accomplished, including at the Olympics.”
He didn’t care about results?
He rocked?
What exactly does getting shut out of the medal hunt make you a rocker of?
Honestly, I think Miller actually started to believe his own hype, and thought his cool Nike ads and spiffy website would earn him some kind of medal. The so-called best skiier in the US didn’t even place for a Bronze, and missed a gate in the final event, the Giant Slalom.
Well done, Bode. You totally rocked.
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