The queen of the geekosphere, Xeni Jardin, aka The Vacuous Hole, can’t seem to figure out how to use a Treo.

Check out this video of her and one of the other empty skulled idiots of the blogosphere, Will Wheaton, as they enjoy a photoshoot on the floor at last year’s E3:

As usual, Xenisucks, one of the finest sites ever in the history of the internet, lets fly why Xeni is an ass:

- In the beginning Xeni isn’t even holding the phone the right way, Jacob has to tell her to turn it around. (This could have been a slip, but I like to think that she doesn’t even know what she’s holding)

- She shows the phone twice, and clearly it’s not even turned on at all. She may not even know how to turn it on. However this is beside the point because the photo is clearly intended to give the vibe that she’s actually using the phone.

- Xeni clearly doesn’t know how to use the phone because the Treo 650 is Palm OS 5 based. What does that have to do with anything? Because if she had actually been using the phone at all she would be holding the stylus in her hand. Clearly you can see the stylus placed in its slot. Trust me it’s like second nature with a Treo 650, the first thing you do after unlocking it with the center button is take out the stylus.

- Jacob: “Put your phones together like.. like facing together like you’re photoblogging!”

Classic stuff, and as always, Jenny is right on top of it.

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