Okay. Here’s the deal. It’s completely vulgar, and unbelievably crass, and, of course, I found it hysterical.
In a story about AIDS “work” failing (ya know, education, prevention, etc.) on Gothamist, there was this utter gem.
Reprinted after the jump:
stop sodomy. Here’s a good science lesson for you. The penis is a vascular organ that’s highly susceptible to disease. an anus is a hole full of shit. shit is waste and covered in infectious bacteria. Now if you put your penis in a hole full of shit and rub it inside for a good half hour it’s gonna get you sick. Aids is preventable.
Now that’s a fricking quote. Scientifically sound, if nothing else. 
[tags]AIDS[/tags]