(Apparent) Christians who have been holding prayer vigils outside a porn shop have decided to take a page out of the handbook of terrorism and poison the people working there…
“Weapon of Mass Destruction” Targets Sex Shop In Waldo
5/29/2006 11pm reportBy Grayson Kamm
First Coast NewsWALDO, FL — Detectives say it’s an act of local terrorism. An adult bookstore is cleaning up after a chemical attack by a homemade device that investigators are calling a “weapon of mass destruction.”
In Waldo, people have held prayer vigils and protests aimed at an adult bookstore along US 301, trying to keep the “Cafe Risque” from opening its doors on time.
Those efforts have all failed, so investigators say it looks like someone has turned to what they’re calling a clear act of terrorism to keep the store’s owner from opening up shop.
The device, discovered Sunday morning, was made of two gallon-size sports drink jugs connected by hoses. Someone set it on top of the store’s window air conditioning unit.
Detectives say that person then strung one hose from a water spigot on the outside of the building, and pushed another hose into the building through a gap above the air conditioner.
“That water hose would churn it up, mix it up in the gallon jug, and enter it into the building,” said Alachua County Sheriff’s Sergeant Keith Faulk. Investigators say one of the jugs had a harmful substance inside that flowed into the store along with the water.
Find out who it is and throw the book at ‘em, hard, and send a loud and clear message that we don’t just go after terrorists named Abdul or Kamil.
But, when you throw the book at them, just make sure it ain’t a Bible 
[tags]terrorism[/tags]