IM’ing doesn’t hurt grammar; thousands of IT readers wrong.

July 31st, 2006 by Vinny

Another day, another study:

The study finds that instant messaging language does mirror patterns in speech, but that teens, surprisingly, are actually using a fusion of different levels of diction. Teens are using both informal forms that their English teachers would never allow, yet they also use formal writing phrasing that, if used in speech, would likely be considered “uncool.”

“Everybody thinks kids are ruining their language by using instant messaging, but these teens’ messaging shows them expressing themselves flexibly through all registers,” says Tagliamonte. “They actually show an extremely lucid command of the language. We shouldn’t worry.”

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Actually, yes we should worry.  Kids having a command of the language is not the issue, really.  Kids utilizing that command of the language is a whole different issue.  I can’t tell you how many illegible comments I get over here from people who use the word “ppl” instead of people, and so on.

They’re not pulling that variation out of their butts.

I don’t care if it does have an effect on people, but let’s not kid ourselves here.  It does.

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Hateful Bigot Gets Hatemail

July 31st, 2006 by Vinny

The hateful Christianbasher who created the Flying Spaghetti Monster as an insult to Christians and the absurdity of believing in God is out with a book of those hatemails. We’re all supposed to be offended, I guess, that he’s getting nasty hatemail after pimping that stupid thing specifically to rile up Christians.

Of course Boing Boing falls for it with nary a protest, but what did you expect?

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It Really Is That Fast

July 31st, 2006 by Vinny

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Hey Dell… Give me a break…

July 31st, 2006 by Vinny

I feel a fisk coming on…

I saw this post on Dell’s new blog, and my brain immediately jumped into must-respond mode.

Most people understand that the direct model helps us deliver better value by eliminating the middle man and establishing a personal relationship with our customers. What’s not as obvious is how much that relationship with tens of thousands of customers can influence the thinking of the Industrial Design and Usability of our products.

One of the best demonstrations of the advantage we have can be seen by comparing the user interface on our consumer multi-function printer line with those of our competitors.

Oh this oughta be good.

Our consumer multifunction printer line (Models 944, 964) utilizes a clean and intuitive user interface (UI) designed to simplify the user experience by eliminating clutter and focusing the user to a simple, 5-way, navigation control and a 2.5” color display. This allows the user to easily select the function of choice—be it print, scan, copy or fax and with minimal input.

By listening to the customer, developing prototypes, and testing them with real end-users, our design team found that this intuitive and simple solution was greatly preferred to the cluttered user interfaces of our competitor’s multifunction printing products.

I don’t know what monkeys in what sealed lab they tested, but I can’t see how one single solitary person would rather see a LCD screen with a menu option than a simple button.

In fact, I’ve played with lots of Dell (read: rebranded Lexmark) printers over the years, and they all have one thing in common. You can’t do a damned thing with ‘em. You need to dig deep into menus to find the simplest of options and often when you get to it, you slip and hit the wrong button only having to retrace your steps to figure out how you arrived at the menu option you just hit. Sorry. A button marked “FAX” is quite sufficient for me.

So why don’t our competitors implement a similar design to ours? Why do they add unnecessary or redundant buttons that are confusing the user and a barrier to a positive user experience? It’s because they are designing for the shelves of the electronic superstores and not for you.

Apparently our competition has found that the more buttons on the control panel, the more functionality that buyer will assume the product has. Thus, they put a group of buttons to ensure the customer knows it prints, another group so they know it will fax, more to scan, even more to copy, and so on. This apparently helps them sell their product instead of the product sitting next to them on the shelf. However, it also results in a poor customer experience once the product gets home. The vast array of buttons is confusing or even intimidating. It is not uncommon to hear end users in our labs, when asked to perform simple tasks on our competitor’s products, make a comment like, “I know it can fax, I just don’t know how to make it fax.”

I call bravo sierra, big time, and hardcore. There’s no way in hell someone can walk over to any competitor product, look at the huge FAX button and go, “How does it fax?” If, however, you were to look at a Dell 944, you wouldn’t be able to figure out without a manual. Why? Well, for one thing it’s a PC-based fax, meaning the 944 doesn’t actually fax. It scans and sends to a PC. The other interesting factoid is that it doesn’t have a numeric keypad. If ever there were a feature for a machine that claims to be able to “fax,” a keypad seems like a relatively important feature. Wanna perplex a user? Set ‘em in front of that bad boy and ask ‘em to send a fax. The 964 is actually better, and it’s definitely a more powerful printer, but let’s not kid ourselves. It’s also twice the size and $50 more.

You could credit Dell for having their highest-end all-in-one under $150, but you’d be missing the fact that their ink is only available from Dell.com and almost prohibitive as far as cost goes. The point is, their printers are not as usable as these vague lab results say, and dollar for dollar they’re not that much of a bargain. Why buy one? Got me.

Having direct access to our customers, designing with the sole purpose of meeting their needs, and being able to deliver a product that is uncompromised and uncluttered because we don’t have to compete in the “pick me, I have more buttons” competition is a true advantage.

Do you really expect us to believe that the 944 doesn’t have a keypad because that makes it easier to use?

Jeez. Dell will literally tell themselves anything. Uncluttered, in this case, equals almost unfunctional.

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Symantec Update Makes Mess

July 31st, 2006 by Vinny

From C-Net:

Users of Symantec Norton Antivirus 2006, or any product that contains Norton Antivirus 2006, such as Norton Internet Security 2006, or Systemworks 2006, may have experienced difficulties due to an faulty update sent via Norton LiveUpdate over the weekend.

Users reported getting on screen messages stating that “Norton AntiVirus 2006 does not support the repair feature,” asking that they uninstall and reinstall Norton Antivirus.

Symantec has posted a workaround, detailing how to turn off the messages.

Blech. Norton in itself is a faulty program, why would the updates not be? It doesn’t work and it’s a resource hog. When you combine that with the sheer volume of better alternatives out there (AVG, Nod32, and so on), it’s a miracle anyone uses it anymore. Hell, I run Symantec Corporate at my office. Many times I’ll uninstall it and install AVG on it just to test for stuff and end up finding hundreds of viruses on a computer with up-to-date Symantec definitions.

Give up, guys. Your product hasn’t been worth owning in 6 years.

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Ch ch ch changes

July 31st, 2006 by Vinny

It’s truly tragic… An icon of video games for years is now being relegated to the dustbin of history, despite the spin. Next Generation delivers the obituary:

As Next-Gen exclusively reported Sunday, all major exhibitors have effectively pulled their support from the show, prompting the majority of game publishers to also cancel plans for high-cost booths. The ESA will make an announcement later today that will attempt to add some gloss to this catastrophe, with some form of media-focused boutique event - branded E3 - taking its place.

Some gullible journalists, evidently blinded by a desire to do-down a rival scoop, have taken this as evidence that E3 is alive and well and merely being ‘downsized’. But this euphemism doesn’t change the facts. The decision by big manufacturers and publishers to walk away has left ESA in damage-control mode. As we reported yesterday, E3, in its present form, is dead.

I don’t know what to think about this. On one hand, it seems somewhat logical that the age of the big tradeshow would have to end at some point (anyone remember Comdex?). I just never thought it would happen to E3. If you’re a game geek, E3 is as much of an icon as the companies who exhibit there. Now it appears to be over as companies decide to have their own tiny and intimate events, most likely with NDA’s handed out at the door.

I’m sure it brings no one any pleasure to come to terms with this bit of news. As far as I’m concerned, it’s devastating.

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Police Overstep Boundaries… Again…

July 31st, 2006 by Vinny

Good thing we don’t live in a country like China where they arrest photographers for doing the…

Wait…

WTF?

PHILADELPHIA — A Philadelphia family said they are outraged over the arrest of one of their family members.

The family of Neftaly Cruz said police had no right to come onto their property and arrest their 21-year-old son simply because he was using his cell phone’s camera. They told their story to Harry Hairston and the NBC 10 Investigators.

“I was humiliated. I was embarrassed, you know,” Cruz said.

Cruz, 21, told the NBC 10 Investigators that police arrested him last Wednesday for taking a picture of police activity with his cell phone.

Police at the 35th district said they were in Cruz’s neighborhood that night arresting a drug dealer.

Cruz said that when he heard a commotion, he walked out of his back door with his cell phone to see what was happening. He said that when he saw the street lined with police cars, he decided to take a picture of the scene.

“I opened (the phone) and took a shot,” Cruz said.

Moments later, Cruz said he got the shock of his life when an officer came to his back yard gate.

“He opened the gate and took me by my right hand,” Cruz said.

Cruz said the officer threw him onto a police car, cuffed him and took him to jail.

That isn’t even the worst part. As offensive as that much is, it does actually get worse:

Police told Hairston that they did take Cruz into to custody, but they said Cruz was not on his property when they arrested him. Police also denied that they told Cruz he was breaking the law with his cell phone. Cruz’s family said they have filed a formal complaint with the police department’s Internal Affairs division and are requesting a complete investigation.

Okay… So… If he didn’t break the law, what the hell did they put him in cuffs for? I can’t wait to hear what happens with that investigation. Seeing as the police have already admitted they slapped cuffs on him for nothing, I wonder what their defense is going to be…

NBC10 via Dvorak

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How Not to Act on J-Date (Complete W/ Audio!)

July 31st, 2006 by Vinny

Some guys are just jerks. Darren Sherman would appear to be one of those types.

In a nutshell, Peter Shankman summarizes:

Our story opens with some background: For the uninitiated, (those who don’t live in either New York, Florida, Los Angeles, or Israel,) J-Date is match.com for Jews. I’ve used it. I’ve had a few good dates from it, a few horrible dates from it, like most everyone has.

And when you have one of those horrible dates, you chalk it up. “Oh, it was just dinner,” you say.

That’s life. There’ll be other dates. Right?

I mean, that’s what we all do, yes?

NOT DARREN SHERMAN. Darren just felt… Well, “wronged.”

It starts weird, gets bizarre, and then ends up downright odd. And Joanne kept the audio.

What more could you ask for?

Read the whole thing here. You may have already seen it. I heard about it on Opie and Anthony last week…

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E-Mail Bankruptcy

July 31st, 2006 by Vinny

Everyone knows that just about the only way to get an immediate clean and fresh restart in the world of credit and finances is bankruptcy. What happens, however, if you have an e-mail debt? Thousands upon thousands of e-mails just piled on top of each other. The truth is you’re never going to answer any of them, so you just let them pile up higher and higher until you’re buried in e-mails you’re doing nothing with, paralyzed by your own inability to cope with how far behind you are.

There is hope, and Lawrence Lessig is offering it. E-mail bankruptcy in 3 easy steps.

1) Collect the email addresses of everyone you haven’t replied to. Paste them into the BCC field of a new message you’ll send to yourself.

2) Write a polite note explaining your predicament. Apologize profusely – Lessig managed five mea culpas in as many paragraphs – and promise to keep up with your email in the future. Try to sound credible.

3) Ask for a resend of anything particularly pressing, and offer to give such messages special attention.

Sounds like a good plan. I guess I’m just too “low volume” to need it, though. I’m pretty much on top of my e-mail and chances are if you e-mail me and don’t get an answer it’s either because I’m working on your e-mail or what it asks, or I’m intentionally ignoring you for more important tasks that require my attention. I’m not very complex that way.

What about you? Would a plan like this help you get a hold on your mounting inbox, or are you pretty anal retentive about managing it down to zero?

Wired Magazine via 43 Folders

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Information Salad — Episode 4 Now Available

July 31st, 2006 by Vinny

Click here to read more about it.

The fun thing about Information Salad is that it’s just me and Slobokan just shootin’ the shit about the stuff we’re interested in. We still would love to get your e-mails and suggestions, though.

We have some big plans for this puppy and we hope you enjoy the show!

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links for 2006-07-31

July 31st, 2006 by Vinny


Outlook Does More Than E-mail

July 30th, 2006 by Vinny

When you write a post with this money shot, you have to expect a reaction:

On top of that, I haven’t found anything that Thunderbird can’t do that Outlook can (things that I would use anyways).

The post in question was about how much greater Thunderbird is than Outlook. Should I yawn now or yawn later? There is no way in hell Thunderbird is a replacement for Outlook. Period. Anyone who claims such a stupid thing has no idea what Outlook does. It really is that simple, folks.

If you wanted to draw a more accurate comparison, and God knows the blogosphere thrives on accuracy (cough), you could compare Thunderbird to Outlook Express, which is an e-mail only program. Outlook is what we like to call a PIM, or Personal Information Manager. It’s meant to be a one-stop shop for your organization and messaging needs, not an e-mail client. It synchronizes with every handheld device under the sun. It manages everything, and in reality, you can live in Outlook very easily throughout the course of the day.

That’s not to say Outlook is perfect. It’s nowhere near it. In fact, it’s fricking annoying in many ways; namely the 2 gig limit on your PST file and the fact that anything accessing your Outlook information leaves Outlook.exe running in your processes (meaning if you use a POP3 account, Outlook sits there all day grabbing your messages off your server and you end up wondering why your Blackberry hasn’t gone off all day). Not to mention it can be unstable, and it does crash quite often with random non-descript messaging.

Even so, Thunderbird is not a replacement for Outlook. You could compare Outlook to Evolution for Linux if you wanted to make a fair comparison. Thunderbird is a great e-mail program, but it’s not Outlook nor does it claim to be such. Calling Thunderbird an “Outlook killer” is like calling a skateboard a car-killer, since they’re both modes of transportation.

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Intel’s New Core 2 Duo: Rockbottom Prices

July 30th, 2006 by Vinny

Check out the prices for Intel’s new Core 2 Duo desktop chips (aka Conroe):

* Core 2 Extreme X6800 - 2.93GHz - $999
* Core 2 Duo E6700 - 2.66GHz - $530
* Core 2 Duo E6600 - 2.40GHz - $316
* Core 2 Duo E6400 - 2.13GHz - $224
* Core 2 Duo E6300 - 1.86GHz - $183

Considering how fast these chips are, those prices are quite reasonable. AMD must be shaking in their boots at this point.

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Open Mouth, Insert Foot

July 30th, 2006 by Vinny

Not for nothing, but it seems like every time Andrew Baron opens his mouth, Amanda Congdon takes his foot, angles it ever so gently, and shoves it right into his mouth.

Rather than give the explanation, just read the latest from Amanda’s blog:

I’m bored of this. Really. It’s getting older than old. But this new fact is pretty f-ing telling.

So I’m here at BlogHer, having a terrific time, meeting some amazing women… hanging with cool cats like Millie Garfield.

And then I receive this message on my blackberry from a longtime viewer: “Drew shot a videoblog with [refers to Ms. Colan] on July 4th, the day before you put up your vid announcing how he pushed you out of RB”. Of course, he just uploaded this “lost episode” recently, since he hasn’t been able to keep RB on schedule (rocketboom.com is now directed to rocketboom.org).

Not to harp on this but it raises a critical question… The Baron has claimed publicly that he “never imagined Rocketboom with out me” until he saw my video on July 5th. If that’s true, why would he have shot this with Joanne on July 4th?

A damned good question, Amanda. I’d personally love to hear the quibbling explanation for it.

So far Andrew Baron has been caught in some pretty high profile lies from the beginning of this affair, so it’s not a real surprise that he just got caught again. It’s just awesome that Amanda is doing it so easily!

I will say I like Rocketboom, still. Joanne Colan is a very good host. One difference between Amanda and her, though, is that Amanda was quirky geeky cool and Joanne is more “polished media type.” Two completely different directions for Rocketboom. I do, however, miss Amanda. Her perky quirkiness was the reason I watched when she was on it, and I can’t wait to see her do something else soon. I’m in Amanda withdrawal dammit!

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Yahoo Pissing on the Competition?

July 30th, 2006 by Vinny

Thomas Hawk has claimed, with IP’s that back him up, that Yahoo! (Owner of flickr) has edited the Wikipedia Entry of Zooomr, a “competing” service, mocking it as an “exact copy” of flickr.

Ouch. Thomas comments:

So today when checking out the latest edits to Zooomr’s Wikipedia entry I noticed that a recent change had been made saying that many of Zooomr’s features, page designs and particular implementations” were “exact copies” of Flickr. When checking the IP address for the change in question 216.145.49.15 it came back through a reverse DNS directory look up as coming from Yahoo Corporate. The same IP address also edited lots of other Yahoo type Wikipedia entries including positive Flickr entries and even Flickr’s Caterina Fake’s personal biography.

While it’s impossible to know for sure who at Yahoo could be editing Zooomr’s Wikipedia entry, it doesn’t sit right with me that a competitor would be doing this at all.

I’d have to agree. Sure they have the right to do it, but having the right and being right are two different things, especially since the accusation of Zooomr being an exact copy of flickr is obviously stupid and untrue. I’ve used both. Zooomr slays flickr, but is missing a few things that would make it perfect:

1. A normal login procedure. Get rid of openid, tpass, and all the other crap, and just implement a login procedure. Don’t pitch me on the utility of one login (myopenid, for example) being universal. It’s clunky and stupid and I use it nowhere aside from Zooomr. Plus, myopenid is a third-party. If they disappear, does that mean I can’t get to my Zooomr account?

2. A bulk uploader. I hear Juploadr 1.1b will be able to upload to Zooomr. Fine with me. I can wait. Juploadr works great on my Mac. And it’s free. And open-source.

3. A way to shift my pictures from flickr to Zooomr. If I could do that, I’d be using Zooomr right now and have 200+ photos in my account.

Honestly, folks, Zooomr really is that good, and I’m not just saying that because I like Thomas. It is readily apparent, though, that Zooomr spent a lot of time figuring out the stuff you want to do with your photos along with the stuff you want to know about them (for example, who’s linking them!). Give it a try at Zooomr.com if you haven’t already. It’s really worth a look. You may even wanna ditch your flickr account ;-)

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links for 2006-07-29

July 29th, 2006 by Vinny


What a way to wakeup!

July 28th, 2006 by Vinny

How does one make Vinny really happy?

Why release Flip4Mac for Intel Macs, of course! No joke! It’s finally here!

You can grab it from Microsoft here.

Now you can play WMV’s with no drama. Truth is, the best would be if people would stop using closed standards like WMV and start using more open ones like H.264 or Xvid, but hey, it’s a start.

It is indeed a good day…

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links for 2006-07-28

July 28th, 2006 by Vinny


JUploadr

July 27th, 2006 by Vinny

If you have a Mac (or Linux or Windows for that matter), there’s a great cross platform flickr uploader you need to take a look at. It’s so good, in fact, that Zooomr has adopted it as their bulk uploader (which, as of right now, is the only reason I’m wasn’t using the service; no bulk uploader)…

Check it out here. It’s really very nice. I installed it on my Mac and it’s idiot proof. If you’re looking for a Mac alternative to the iPhoto plugin or the flickr official uploader, this might be for you.

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Not a programmer? Not a problem!

July 27th, 2006 by Vinny

Every once in awhile you have a bedeviling little problem that might require the services of a programmer, but unless you’re some kind of high-up professional, you don’t have one at your disposal nor do you have the money to hire one.

Until now. Slacker Manager lets us in on a nice little service that, up until now, I had no idea about:

I had a simple bit of php/css coding that needed doing on the blog. Usually I just try to stumble through that stuff on my own, but I just didn’t have the time or inclination on this one. Plus, I’d been curious about using sites like Rentacoder, so this seemed like a good excuse. I set up an account, had my PayPal account verfied and submitted a project for bid.

I began getting project bids within about an hour and eventually racked up about a dozen or so bids, ranging from $8 to $50 (I know!). The first coder that responded was the one that I ended up using–devdive (RAC profile here) was super responsive and easy to work with. I ended up paying $25 via PayPal for a few modifications to a stylesheet and a php file. Easily worth the time savings for me.

Me too. Frankly, I can’t program anything (except MS SQL, which I know REALLY well) but this is just brilliant. A technical staff for the average guy. What a great time we live in.

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