Comedy Gold

WASHINGTON (AP) — AOL is preparing to dig for buried gold and platinum on property in Massachusetts owned by the parents of a man it sued for sending millions of unwanted spam e-mails to its customers.

AOL said Tuesday it intends to search for gold and platinum bars the company suspects are hidden near the home of Davis Wolfgang Hawke’s parents on two acres in Medfield, Massachusetts.

The family said it will fight in court to oppose AOL’s plans.

AOL won a $12.8 million judgment last year in U.S. District Court in Virginia against Hawke but has been unable to contact Hawke to collect any of the money he was ordered to pay. AOL accused Hawke of violating federal and state anti-spam laws by sending unwanted e-mails to its subscribers and won its case in a default judgment against Hawke, who didn’t show up in court.

“I don’t care if they dig up the entire yard. They’re just going to make fools of themselves,” said Peggy Greenbaum, Hawke’s mother. “There’s absolutely no reason for them to think that Davis Hawke would be stupid enough to bury gold on our property. My son is long gone.”

To win a judge’s permission for the search, AOL submitted receipts reflecting large purchases by Hawke of gold and platinum bars, Graham said. The company indicated it believes Hawke buried the loot on his parents’ property using a shovel.

Well, now you know how they’re going to make up for lost subscriber revenue.

Hat Tip to Bonejob for the story.

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  • Bonejob

    Can you picture it? AOL cronies walking around this poor family’s yard with their crystal balls, witching sticks, divining rods, and metal detectors all on a search for Gold and Platinum – maybe they will all dress up like pirates and make a bbq out of it – should be fun. Maybe Jason will be there and he can blog about it. What is next? Well I hear that all those people who haven’t paid their AOL bill will receive a visit from the AOL Treasure Hunters and their house will be searched for anything of value that will be seized. What a bunch of baffoons huh.

  • Bonejob

    Can you picture it? AOL cronies walking around this poor family's yard with their crystal balls, witching sticks, divining rods, and metal detectors all on a search for Gold and Platinum – maybe they will all dress up like pirates and make a bbq out of it – should be fun. Maybe Jason will be there and he can blog about it. What is next? Well I hear that all those people who haven't paid their AOL bill will receive a visit from the AOL Treasure Hunters and their house will be searched for anything of value that will be seized. What a bunch of baffoons huh.