Sure there’s no one named Savory Penis, but there is someone named Lucious Pusey…

He’s since changed his name to Lucius Seymour. Apparently the kid’s a real class-act, too. Now granted his name was being made fun of (something I grew up with too, believe me), but this letter to Deadspin proves he’s just a child with a f’ed up name:

ooo so yall mother fuckers dont have shit else to say bout me huh… damn you know the funny thing is that mother fuckers like yall wont have the balls and say it to my face.. when i make it to the league i willshoot a middle finger at yall and say fuck all my haters.. i am the realest, and my name is Lucius Seymour get it right!!

He’s the “realest.” Would someone who’s the “realest” change their name?

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