The ads today are hysterical. With a concept he describes as “Big Brother meets The Howard Stern Show,” pornmeister Kevin Blatt maps out a parody of the reality format that’s up there with the best of Fox Television. Ten “medically certified” (how they hell are they going to prove that?) male virgins will be locked lock in a house in LA’s pornful San Fernando Valley. They’ll be “monitored” to make sure no one has any sexual contact– “even with themselves,” and a “celebrity host” will preside over competitions and tests that result each week with the lowest-scoring virgin being Prematurely Ejected. “America” will vote via a 900 number to decide between the final two. On the last episode, “surprise celebrity takes the winner to the Lose-it Lounge, where video cameras will record the action to be shown on the Web and on TV (Fox again?).

I’ll watch. I’m sick that way. If you put anything on reality TV, I’ll watch it. If it’s real, of course. Apparently, Blatt is shopping the show.

Found on TVGasm, which, by the way, is one of the greatest websites ever and if you aren’t reading it you’re a fool.

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