Tyra Banks sucks.

There. I said it.

Why?

Because she’s a frigging hypocrite. She has a show called America’s Next Top Model. In it, she regularly tells people that they’re not cut out to be models, they need to get in better shape, and so on and so forth. Now, because she was humiliated when she was shown in a tabloid looking like she had let herself go a bit, she goes into full hypocrisy mode.

Firstly, she keeps explaining how she’s been heavier than the average supermodel her whole career. No shit, Tyra. And you look hot as hell because of it. I hate those idiotically skinny bitches and Tyra’s curves are really sexy. That being said, she is definitely out of shape in the infamous picture above (click it to embiggen; you’ll see what I mean). The funny part is, I don’t care! Really! Tyra, no one gives a damn!

What’s aggravating, though, is that Tyra could have just said, “Yep, you’re right… I gained a little weight but I took it back off…” Instead, she gets on her show and completely goes nuts on people who said she looked fat. I mean really, Tyra. It’s obvious that you’re full of crap and in full defensive mode. It’s as if she can’t accept the fact that, for once, someone is criticizing her looks rather than patting her on the back for them.

Secondly, this has driven her to start milking this as an opportunity to show how much she cares about “regular women” who look great anyway. Tyra, just stuff it. Seriously. Check out the cast of America’s Next Top Model from the past season.

What do you not notice? Exactly. The grayed out contestants lost, and the blonde in the back was the winner. Sure looks like a regular girl, doesn’t she?

Tyra has made a living in the last few years pushing 8 seasons of skinny chicks through a grueling modeling tryout and the show has never once had a “regular girl” on it. Despite Tyra pimping herself as an advocate for “regular women,” she’s never lifted a finger in any capacity to promote girls who aren’t stick figures, including on your own show. The most she’s ever done is don a ridiculous looking fat suit and try to put herself in the place of other chubby women.

Wow, Tyra. You’re a really strong advocate. Thanks for that.

Seriously, with all the opportunities Tyra has had to promote “regular” girls, she sure hasn’t done a lot with it. Even now, when she’s accused of being a regular girl, her remarks end up something like, “I was not heavy, this is a lie, but if you are heavy there’s nothing wrong with that!”

Think about that for a second and replace gay with heavy, and you’ll see just how ridiculous she looks.

Tyra… You may be smoking hot, but you’re a hypocrite, and a profound one at that.

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