So you’re sitting on a plane…

…And some guy comes over to the seat next to you. He starts feeling you up and then leaves. Suddenly you feel a warm liquid on your back. When you tell a flight attendant, you’re told that the man is an off duty employee of the airline you’re flying. A baggage inspector, in fact.

Note to others: Wear a rain slicker if you fly Northwest.

Actual complaint after the jump.