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Had to crap, couldn’t pay!

Okay… I’ve seen some pretty crazy crap over the years, but this truly takes the cake… Peep this story:

A woman arrested for shoplifting has blamed the crime on irritable bowel syndrome, authorities said. Helen Gallo, 61, of Clearwater, was arrested Sunday after allegedly shoplifting from a Cape Coral grocery store, The Daily Breeze of Cape Coral reported.

Gallo reportedly told authorities that she could not wait in line because she has irritable bowel syndrome, according to the newspaper.

*Cough*

I probably would’ve let her go just because that excuse was so damned creative!

 

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