Apr 24 2007

How to Wipe With One Square

Posted at 11:17 am under Silly

I thought I’d give Sheryl Crow a hand… She wants people to wipe with one square when they use the john, and here I am showing you how to do it.

How To Wipe With Just One Square on Vimeo

What a guy I am…

 

6 Responses to “How to Wipe With One Square”

  1. Joe Bohanon Says:

    Someone called into Limbaugh’s show yesterday with this one. It was hysterical.

  2. Slobokan's Site O' Schtuff Says:

    You CAN Wipe With One Sheet!…

    When Sheryl Crow said we, as industrious people, should be able to wipe with one sheet of toilet paper, I thought she was off her rocker. But I was wrong. Vinny put together a very informative how-to video for those……

  3. stageleft Says:

    What sort of slacker TP environmentalist are you anyway? That was 2-ply wasn’t it? 2-PLY!?!? Do you think that stuff grows on trees or something? Sheesh.

    If you were *really* interested in saving the environment you would have gone 1-ply :-)

  4. Jeff Says:

    Can we all concede this point to Vinny so he’ll *stop talking about it*.

  5. Bridget Says:

    A friend of mine says that if you ever meet Sheryl to make sure to pass on the handshake! :)

  6. Bridget Says:

    My husband has this to say (and btw, Vinnie, he laughed his butt off watching your video!):

    Don’t get me wrong, I’m all about conservation, saving the environment, etc…but these people have their heads on crooked.

    If they are that concerned about it all why don’t they campaign where it will do some good? How about asking the hard questions, like why the EPA allows large manufacturing companies to crush older non-running cars to collect smog credits which allow them to delay their own cleanup? How about asking why even though we have fuel that is 85% ethanol (E85) readily available that burns FAR cleaner than gasoline it’s technically illegal to use it in a non-flexfuel vehicle? Could it be because the Big 3 Automakers are on the Board of the National Ethanol Council and the capability to run FlexFuel is a major selling point for their new cars? How about the high school shop kids that built a soybean powered car that burns clean, gets 50MPG, and goes 0-60 in 4 seconds…how come I can’t buy one of those at my local Chevy dealership? Could it be because car companies get such a huge kickback from oil companies that it’s not in their best interest to screw them over? Why do none of these conservationists ask these questions?

    How about this: leave the stupid toilet paper crusade alone and start worrying about the things that will make a difference.

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