1. Man enters a contest where you have to keep your hand on a truck for the longest amount of time to win that truck.

2. Man stands there for 48 hours.

3. Man cracks and walks away from the truck.

4. Man beaks into K-Mart and steals a shotgun.

5. Man shoots himself in the head, killing himself.

What happens next? The family sues, of course!

In their petition, his family alleged that the stress of the contest caused Vega “to become “temporarily insane and to take his own life” and Patterson was negligent in not providing psychiatric or medical monitoring to contestants.

We don’t need no stinking personal responsibility…