Monthly Archives: May 2007

Drunken Pirates Can’t Teach

I’m not even commenting on the gross stupidity of this story… MILLERSVILLE, Pa. – A 27-year-old Millersville University graduate filed a federal lawsuit Wednesday against the college for denying her an education degree and teaching certificate after a controversial Internet … Continue reading

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Crash Dummy is Sorry

NJ Governor Jon Corzine voluntarily paid the $46 fine for not buckling his seat belt in the crash that left him critically injured almost three weeks ago. Apparently state police superintendent Col. Joseph R. Fuentes was the one who issued … Continue reading

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My Shot Lunch

I went to my normal pizza joint for lunch, and when I opened up the box to put some garlic on it (you can’t have pizza without garlic! God forbid!) I saw this weird hole in my slice! Now, common … Continue reading

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