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Sep 19 2007

Here’s a Picture, Stupid

Posted at 11:31 pm under Ridiculous

You have got to be kidding.

Boing Boing points out that Sherri Shephard isn’t quite sure if the earth is round.

WHOOPI GOLDBERG: Is the world flat?

SHERRI SHEPHERD: Is the world flat? (laughter)

GOLDBERG: Yes.

SHEPHERD: …I Don’t know.

GOLDBERG: What do you think?

SHEPHERD: I… I never thought about it, Whoopi. Is the world flat? I never thought about it.

BARBARA WALTERS: You’ve never thought about whether the world was round or flat?

SHEPHERD: I tell you what I’ve thought about. How I’m going to feed my child-

WALTERS: Well you can do both.

SHEPERD: …how I’m going to take care of my family. The world, is the world flat has never entered into, like that has not been an important thing to me.

ELIZABETH HASSELBECK: You’ll teach your son, Jeffery, right?

SHEPHERD: If my son, Jeffery, asks me ‘is the world flat,’ I guess I would go…

JOY BEHAR: You know, didn’t some person already work this question out? I mean, why are we doing this again? (laughter, applause)

I don’t care how big a creationist you are, the earth is fucking round. Period. If you can’t commit to that, you’re not a true believer, you’re a fucking moron.

Earthas17

Here’s a picture, stupid. Study it. There’s a quiz later.

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5 Responses to “Here’s a Picture, Stupid”

  1. Grant Brunner Says:
    September 20th, 2007 at 2:13 am

    I don’t know, Vinny. That looks pretty flat to me. I can’t make the call.

  2. Vinny Says:
    September 20th, 2007 at 7:47 am

    Well, if that’s the case, then the world is made up of Africa and that’s it :-)

  3. The Masked Rye Says:
    September 20th, 2007 at 11:44 am

    Well, looking at this picture, Earth can be a big flat disc also… I think you need to set that up as a video with the earth rolling. Maybe that would help.

    Besides, you could be part of the “round world conspiracy”! I mean, I’ve read that the world is round… I’ve accepted that it’s common knowledge, but what if someone is pulling a fast one here? Next you’ll tell me that the lunar landing WASN’T faked. :)

  4. Vinny Says:
    September 20th, 2007 at 11:47 am

    As I said earlier, though… In order for this picture to demonstrate that the world is in fact flat, you would have to also accept that the only continent on the planet is Africa :-)

  5. The Masked Rye Says:
    September 20th, 2007 at 11:47 am

    …well, the theory of evolution is just a theory, right? It’s not “the truth” about evolution. It’s not the 100% confirmed rule of evolution. She can certainly disagree with that, but I’ll take it on faith that the scientists have done their job with this one… the Earth is round, baby.

    Maybe Kirk Cameron would disagree…

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