Sep 30 2007
Paris Hilton on David Letterman
Remember the old days when David Letterman was relevant and not getting his ass handed to him by Jay Leno? Surely you do… I mean, it was a long time ago, but a lot of things haven’t changed. David Letterman was doing jokes about hookers in Times Square, doing “stupid human tricks,” and flinging his notecards into the fake NYC set behind him to the fake sound of glass breaking being played by that permanent #2 nobody Paul Shaffer.
Taken in the context of what a meaningless nobody he is and what an artifact of what was cool about television in 1965 he is, here’s David Letterman being a classless scumbag jizzbucket to Paris Hilton… Watch as he cringingly beats the same joke into the ground as the laugh track plays uproarious laughs at the unfunniest shit you’ve ever seen…
Yep. Really classy Letterman, you piece of washed up old trash. Keep treating your guests like that and you’ll be doing “stupid washed up host tricks” on every show in no time.
via Tinseltown Trash
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October 1st, 2007 at 12:20 am
I was never really a Letterman fan. Most top ten lists aren’t really that funny, mainly because people can think of two or three REALLY funny things then have to pepper it with crappy jokes involving Uma and Oprah. Have you seen Norm MacDonald doing Letterman? It’s spot on.
October 1st, 2007 at 7:10 pm
I usually like David Letterman, but I thought he went way overboard this time. That was totally unnecessary. Plus, it was obvious no one prepared her for that at all. He’s done the same thing to Martha Stewart and she has a witty comeback, always getting the last laugh.
October 2nd, 2007 at 10:30 am
That was down right uncalled for. I have never cared for Letterman at all, and frankly never really cared much about Paris either. But for once I actually felt sorry for her. Here she is looking the best she ever has (this hair cut is sooo much more flattering on her), trying to get her life on the right track and all he wants to do is crack on her. Those “jokes” are more appropriate for B.Spears, who seems to have no desire to better her life, unlike Paris. Notice at 5:24 minutes in to the video she looked over her should to the back stage like she was looking for a rescue? … or at least a baseball bat? Oh, and one fan yells out he loves her - showing his support for her while she is torn down by a washed-up talk-show host and what does he do? Slams that guy too, implying that only someone in prison would ‘love’ her.
What an asshole.
October 5th, 2007 at 6:38 pm
Loved it! Classic Dave.