Long story short…

Brett Petersel, the loser who wants people to set him up on a date and is willing to pay $25 for it wants to set up a faux site with he and Julia Allison (former girlfriend of Vimeo founder Jakob Lodwick) acting kinda like a spoof couple.

Or something.

Anyway, he sent her a message on Facebook, and somehow Valleywag got their hands on it. I shit you not, this is what it said:

Did he really just say “garnished” some attention?

Wow. No wonder he can’t get a date. He’s a fucking moron.