So…I have decided that I am just going to offer myself to her. I have a fondness for the classic Hollywood seduction scene that involves a naked body and a large, conspicuous overcoat. If that doesn’t work, I’ll have to resort to Plan B; a murder suicide sandwich, with a corpse molestation just before I ‘off’ myself.

God…I hope nobody thinks I’m serious…

I think you do have a pretty good shot with this case. Maybe if you got to know this woman better… her habits… I find that sorting through a woman’s garbage, or even her dresser drawer with her unmentionables will give you a good idea of who she is as a person.

And you’re right… creepy is one of those hard to define words. I think it’s creepy that they want to tell you not to use the bathroom. That’s creepy in the first place. You on the other hand… you seem quite normal. Mind you, normal runs a large range.

It doesn’t matter, however. I’m just not allowed, I guess.

I’m not about to simply roll over and let ‘the man’ stick it to me. I’ve been following the prosecuter (a woman) home from work every day. I think that I can get her to drop the charges and ignore any future complaints if I can just stage some sort of smoothe, hollywood-esque sexual encounter during which she realizes the romantacism of my penchant for using the women’s restroom. I’ve got a pretty good shot, I think, if I just keep doing my homework.

I’d define creepy if I could. Really, I have no idea what they meant…

Plus, in a men’s room, you might run into predatory repressed republican senators… or perhaps an overzealous police office prone to misinterpreting your normal toilet rituals as a prompting for some sort of sexual act. I don’t think you’d have that problem in a women’s room. Keep that in mind.

Just doing my part to help out.

Tell me about it…! I’m not allowed into the womens restroom anymore because, apparently, its “men are not allowed.” they said I was acting “creepy.” …Assholes.

…Think I’ll see about contacting Bobby’s attorney.

We don’t want to build a world of conformists, but if no one conformed, it’d be Mad Max out there. But what do I know… we should just let girls into the Boy Scouts, and vice versa, just so we don’t hurt anyones feelings. Hey, the world is a harsh place… and sometimes we’re not wanted in certain places. That’s life.

ha, yea, it takes some work to bend in those directions, trust me! Its not really the “cheerleading” that he was going to with his life, but i look at it in a way as …got a free ride to college, i can pursue what i want to in life & as well, do what i enjoy doing…i guess we all look at it in a different way =] you are right about the “eye candy” –college cheerleaders [such as the dallas cowboy cheerleaders] are definitely nothing but that. & i hate saying that cause i was a cheerleader & i would never want anyone to say that, but its true =] high school & middle school is totally different, though …its actually …fun, lol =] have a good night.

davey:

Suing over discrimination …good idea. I know if someone personally told my son or daughter they couldnt be on a team because “they were a boy/girl” i would probably be pissed, as well. Suing is aloud over discrimination, right? yea, i thought so.

…get my facts straight. Feelings are irrelevant to arguments, which why I’m amazed that more people get away with such whiney nonsense. As for a life, I’m not the one posting a lengthy reply to somebody I don’t even know. (This doesn’t count as a lengthy reply. I needed to defend my honor. Kthnxbye!)

Consider this; at a home game, the JANITOR provides a more useful service than a cheerleader. Unlike at maybe a high school, professional cheerleaders don’t lead any cheers. They’re basically just eye candy, decoration on the sidelines.

Now while they may be able to bend in ways i can’t. I prefer to actually contribute to society.

[A]You know nothing about this boy. Regardless, this is somewhat of a “message board” — you are entitled to your own opinion. But let me help you out a little bit on this situation, regarding Bobby. I want you to know, that I, a girl, use to cheer …with Bobby. At a gym. Yes, a gym. A Gym that wins NATIONAL competitions every month, every year. Knowing that, take this into consideration. A squad of 20 girls/guys have to go out on a competition floor for 2 1/2 minutes, perform hard, strong and perfect. If not, they more than likely aren’t going to win. Please know that cheerleaders in general have to know how to flip their bodies into the air several times & land perfectly onto their feet. Or they have to be thrown in the air & as they are coming down twist. NOW, knowing THAT, bobby couldnt have possibly “sucked” –Hes been doing this since he was 5. When you are as small as he is, you are able to do a little more. His sister, as well was a cheerleader. Just because a guy is a cheerleader doesnt mean he is as cross-dresser. I would love more than anything to see some random guy get out there and perform to their ability. Doing something that doesnt “pertain” to your gender doesnt neccessarly mean that you are “whiney” — you just love to do something that a great deal of americans cannot do. You are included in this great deal, I’m sure of it. Or else, you wouldnt be saying what you have.

[B]Whiney: Lets see, if your kids didnt make a team or when you were a kid and you didnt make a team [especially being that young] — I’m sure that it hurt them or you. Sometimes, you gotta cry. Learn that others do have feelings. Would you call your children “whiney” just because they didnt make a team and they were a tad upset over it? No, you know you feel their pain.

Bobby is not only a very intelligent child, but he has something going for him. Did you know that you can get a FULL RIDE to college of you are an outstanding, dedicated team member? Granted, its hard to do that with cheerleading, its happened. Because I have friends that have gone that far. Full rides because of cheerleading. I’d love for you to try and do that. Or wait, your body probably wont allow you to bend like that.

Get your facts straight, think about things a little deeper & most of all, get a life & some feelings.

Thanks.

When I worked in civil service they had “sensitivity training” and all that did was teach people how to sound sensitive, not be sensitive. LOL

Or Al Gore…

Oh wait, that’s the same thing.