From the “Imagine if Bush Said It” file, folder #234781124390:

Bush is still getting crap for the “food on your family” remark 9 years after he made it, but this dope can say he sees lots of dead people in the audience and no one even bats an eye. That means one of two things:

1. Saying dumb shit is part and parcel of running a campaign.

2. That for all the talk about how well he speaks, once you step out of the gushing bullshit, he’s just another politician who makes his mistakes and goofs up.

How about that. The Messiah is human.