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Kathleen Fasanella of Fashion Incubator Intimidates a Member

Fashion incubator is a forum for independent seamstresses and sewing enthusiasts to share tips for running their own businesses and maybe sharing job referrals, etc. The problem is that it’s run by someone with a strange kind of complex.

Firstly, in her forum, she disappears posts. That by itself is enough of a no-no, [...]

RIP, Billy

With the recent spate of celebrity deaths this past week and a half, it’s hard to believe we just had another one today. While Billy Mays may have been a minor celebrity (or some wouldn’t even consider him one, honestly), to me, he was larger than life.

Discovery Channel, this season, started airing a new [...]

Mixed Race Babies and Eugenics

Richard Nixon was a piece of garbage. I think anyone in the year 2009, Republican or Democrat, can admit that without any thought for it’s validity. In fact, if you have to think about whether he was a piece of garbage or not, I highly suggest you jump into a garbage pail yourself [...]

What Happened to Five Days?

The part that I found most laughable was when the woman from the Sunlight Foundation informed us that they probably haven’t figured out how to handle thousands of comments at the same time. Who do they think they’re talking to? Idiots?

Think about some of the more popular blogs you go to, or even [...]

Obama Won’t Eat His Own Dogfood

I’m all for universal healthcare of some kind. What form that should take and what form it would happen in is open for discussion, but I don’t believe that anyone in this country should be without health care because they can’t afford it.

That being said, it’s pretty obvious that Barack Obama knows that the [...]

America’s Definitely Got Talent

Pretty amazing stuff from the season premiere of America’s Got Talent last night. I tend to enjoy the show because it’s more relaxed and fun than Idol and they don’t take themselves as seriously. Sure it isn’t as big, either, but the talents are still talents.

First was the EriAm sisters. You never [...]

Keister Kleaner On A Stick

Proving that when given enough time and surrounded by enough laziness, an inventor will even figure out a tool for ass-wiping.

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The Women Who Michelle Obama is Hotter Than

So Maxim recently came out with their 100 Hottest Women list for 2009. For some unspeakable reason, Michelle Obama made the list. Granted, she did so at number 93, but that means there are 7 women who Maxim believes are “hotter.” Personally, I believe they’re effing blind…

Firstly, our First Lady, coming in [...]

Maybe Bill Maher Isn’t That Bad After All

The best part is around the two minute mark when his stupid audience is speechless. “Oh my God, he criticized the great one, what do we do? Can we laugh? Does it make us racist?”

Blech.

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Steve Mazzagatti Needs an Anatomy Lesson

Steve Mazzagatti needs an anatomy lesson. He’s utterly confused about where the back of the head is.

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Family Gets Leg Up After Funeral Home Offs Feet

At least they got their foot in the door and got a settlement out of it. Now we’ll have to see what line the prosecutor will toe and if he’ll prosecute, but I think now that the funeral home decided to foot the bill, they’ll leave it alone.

Okay. I’ll stop.

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Francesa Loses It

Ever wonder what happens when you’re a fan first and a sports journalist second?

The best thing Chris Russo ever did was free himself from the second chair on that show.

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Methinks Thou Doest Protest Too Much

I readily admit that I’m enjoying watching the decline of Leo Laporte’s sanity over the past few years. It started on the Twit Forums when he started getting snippy with people who were paying to be there for daring to say not everything he did was perfect. Then he shut down those same [...]

Ideological Dissociative Disorder

Illustration by Mike Reed, text by me
My wife has a coworker who’s sickeningly pro-Obama. I’m not talking about run of the mill support for the man like you would expect from a typical Democrat. I’m talking full-blown “whatever he says is right” zealotry. A few weeks ago they were talking about gay [...]

Pretzels and a Movie

So tonight, Beth and I were destined to have Pretzels and watch The Day the Earth Stood Still. I’ll get to the movie in a bit. The Pretzels? Home made.

By me!

See, last weekend, we watched an episode of Throwdown with Bobby Flay and the show was Pretzels. When I saw how [...]

When Fake News Sounds Like Real News

From the Borowitz Report:

One day after North Korea launched a successful test of a nuclear weapon, President Obama said that the United States was prepared to respond to the threat with “the strongest possible adjectives.”

In remarks to reporters at the White House, Mr. Obama said that North Korea should fear the “full force and [...]

The Hatred Our President Doesn’t Understand

As President Obama gave his mushy feel good speech (I won’t call it historic; the fellatio artists in the media did that enough) about how both sides in the Middle East need to just sacrifice for the good of the people, I have to wonder if he even is aware that the hatred the Muslim [...]

YouTube Confuses Me…

This video has over 1.8 million views and I just can’t figure out why… Maybe you guys can help me out?

I mean, it’s just a chick playing tennis. Is there something interesting about this video I’m not noticing?

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More Proof Gun Control Laws Mean Nothing

Photo from protesteasyguns.com from Chicago, April 2008

Just a quick overview of firearms laws in the state of Illinois, a state where the protest above happened protesting guns being too easy to get.

Illinois has some of the most restrictive firearm laws in the country.

To possess or purchase firearms or ammunition, Illinois residents must have a Firearm [...]

Where’s the feminist outrage?

Megyn Kelly takes Playboy to task for its piece encouraging the rape of various conservative women…

Since the murder of that piece of garbage George Tiller, we’ve heard repeatedly how right-wing news has created the conditions for the execution of those that don’t agree with abortion, Obama, and any number of other leftie causes and figures.

By [...]

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