Let’s play everyone’s favorite game, “What did we learn?”
We learned that John Phillips is a naughty naughty boy, and had an affair with his daughter, Mackenzie.
The only thing weirder is that she felt uncomfortable with the affair when she didn’t know if the child she was pregnant with was her father’s or her lover’s. When he propositioned her to move to another country where incest wasn’t frowned upon, that’s when she knew she had a problem. Apparently screwing your dad is okay as long as it isn’t too serious.
We learned that “White Culture” must be defined lest you be labeled a kook and a racist.
“Black culture,” however, requires no such explanation or definitional restrictions.
We learned that Obama’s open to ideas about bailing out newspapers who are failing because of their partisan hackery and similarly backward business methods.
Of course, the new development here is that government arms don’t usually need bailouts, but this is 2009 and we’re all hopeychangey now.
We learned that “You can keep your existing plan, period,” isn’t as final and simple as we’re being sold that it is.
Bigger version here. Go read the full version. Sure is a big period, huh?
We learned that calling the President a Nazi is a bad thing and doing so incites violence. What you don’t know is that Rachel Maddow and her eyebrows were only born on January 20th, 2009 and they missed eight years of it.
We learned that teaching school kids to sing praises to our President, his “fair pay” plans, his “great plans to make our economy number one again” and the fact that we’re all equal in his sight is not indoctrination, and saying so makes you a racist.
And finally we learned that environmentalists aren’t against big huge carbon footprints, they’re against your big huge carbon footprints. Oh, and we also learned that Gillian Anderson has never heard of a boat.
Tune in next week, which I’m sure will be just as educational as this week was!