Unrest in Iran?
Attempted plane bombing in the US?
The gigantic and growing deficit?
Skyrocketing unemployment?
Health care confiscation?
You would think any of those issues are first and foremost on the mind of a man who reported for doody a few years ago, right?
You’d be mistaken. John Kerry’s priorities are not quite the nation’s priorities…
“Fox and Time Warner need to strike a deal – millions of football fans are depending on it,’’ said Kerry, chairman of the Senate Commerce Committee’s subcommittee on communication, technology, and the Internet. “Having screens go dark because two parties couldn’t come together in time is no solution. New Year’s Day and football are synonymous in households across the nation. Private industry negotiations cannot disrupt a fundamental American tradition.”
Thank God we have John Kerry. Keeping America safe for college football.
Reporting for doody indeed.