Brusilovsky is Just a Kid? Bite Me.

I had the “pleasure” of bumping into Daniel Brusilovsky when I was Producer for the Apple Phone Show. At the time, he was being touted by Robert Scoble as the next bright kid in Silicon Valley and someone who was going to rule the world. It was hard to argue; the kid had connections all over the valley due to his “friendship” with Robert Scoble and other “elites.” He had a podcast at the time called Apple Universe, which he asked me to be on. Figuring why the hell not, I agree. We set a date and a time and I never hear from him. I wait for hours and he never appears. Turns out the “prodigy” of Silicon Valley had school work he had to get done and didn’t feel the need to inform an interviewee of such a fact.

His excuse was equally lame. He explained to me that school was his priority and he had to drop everything when he needed to do something for school. That’s cool, but that doesn’t explain away why you didn’t have the decency to do the right thing about our interview which I was left hanging for. The “prodigy” who understood everything and was brilliant and talented was now taking the “I’m just a kid” defense.

Fine. His lame-ass excuse not withstanding, I forgave him. No need to hold a grudge.

As time moved on, more and more of the tech world got to know the vunderkind and his name became synonymous with the wonder that is tech for young people. In fact, two years ago he made the astonishing discovery that if you buy a domain and install WordPress on it, the idiots in the tech media will call you a brilliant entrepreneur. Brusilovsky was again touted as a great prodigy because he figured out how to install WordPress, give out accounts, and call it a business. He also had an associated conference of the same name. How could he fail! He’s a prodigy! Oh yeah, and all his friends from the valley promoted it for him free of charge. Damn straight the kid had people attend. Any monkey would attend a conference if you got enough heavy hitters behind it.

Of course, the WordPress install got bogged down, and eventually hacked because it wasn’t maintained properly. On top of it, Brusilovsky was caught flat-out lying about the uptake of his new “venture.” When the whole thing started collape, Brusilovsky and his supporters yet again dragged out the “he’s just a kid. What did you do at 17?” defense. Well, probably not as much as him, but then again I didn’t have bloggers who get thousands of comments on every post every day and hang on my every word telling me how I great I was because I toasted a hotpocket.

But that’s me.

Now Brusilovsky is in trouble again, and this time it’s pretty damn serious.

On Monday evening I received a phone call from someone I trust who told me that one of our interns had asked for compensation in exchange for a blog post. Specifically, this intern had allegedly asked for a Macbook Air in exchange for a post about a startup.

After an investigation we determined that the allegation was true. In fact, on at least one other occasion this intern was almost certainly given a computer in exchange for a post.

The intern in question has admitted to some of the allegations, and has denied others. We suspended this person while we were sorting through exactly what happened. When it became clear yesterday that there was no question that this person had requested, and in one case taken, compensation for a post, the intern was terminated.

Ooof… That sounds bad with a capital B. Kid gives up a cushy job at Tech Crunch for an attempt at securing himself a MacBook Air? How long before the prodigy trots out the “I’m just a kid” defense?

Answer: not long.

In some way or another, a line was crossed that should have never been. At this time, I do not want to go into details, but I will publicly say that I am truly sorry to my family, friends, TechCrunch, and especially the tech community. Since 2006 when I first got into the internet, I have felt comfortable, and working at TechCrunch has made this experience even better. TechCrunch is not to blame for any of this — TechCrunch has given me the opportunity of a life time. I can never say thank you enough for TechCrunch for the amazing last nine months I’ve had.

This is the first day of the next learning stage for me. Yes, I am young, but from here, I can only learn more. To my family, friends, colleagues and especially, TechCrunch, I am sorry. I am taking this entire experience, learning and moving on.

For those who have messaged me with your thoughts — thank you. At this point, I’d like to take some time to myself after the Teens in Tech Conference, to focus on school, and enjoy being a teenager. I’ve invited Michael and my friends from TechCrunch to come the conference as well.

In some way or another a line was crossed? Wow, he really is a prodigy. That’s right along with how the government points out, when they eff up, how “mistakes were made,” not how “we made mistakes.” But he’s careful to remind everyone that, in fact, he’s just a teenager.

Really, Daniel? Because from what everyone says about you when you do right, you’re a prodigy; someone who’s so smart we all pale in comparison and someone who’s huge success is due to his massive knowledge.

In reality? You are just a kid, but in this case, right and wrong are still pretty damn obvious. You crossed a line, you screwed up, and you blew a great opportunity. “In some way or another, a line was crossed.” No Daniel, you crossed a line and it wasn’t because you’re a kid or because you didn’t know better. It’s because you got greedy and sought to use the power you had to better yourself materially. I refuse to believe that you didn’t know that was wrong, so stop playing the dumb kid game.

You failed.

The true measure of our life is not our failures, but what we learn from them, so make sure you stop with the “I’m a kid” crap, take responsibility, and get yourself all squeaky clean as soon as possible because frankly, from what I’ve seen of your time as a prodigy, I’m not all that impressed.

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  • http://www.gregminton.com/ Greg M

    Daniel hid what he did from the public, so he cannot claim he did not know it was wrong.

    If you make your way through a minefield, you can’t then claim, “What mines?” because you knew *exactly* what to avoid.

  • http://www.gregminton.com Greg M

    Daniel hid what he did from the public, so he cannot claim he did not know it was wrong.

    If you make your way through a minefield, you can’t then claim, “What mines?” because you knew *exactly* what to avoid.

  • http://www.gregminton.com/ Greg M

    PS — Thanks for this post. I’m so glad you pointed out the use of passive voice vs. active voice in his “apology.” As a journalist, he clearly knows the difference, and he knows why the active voice is preferable for journalism.

    Because the passive voice obscures responsibility.

  • http://www.gregminton.com Greg M

    PS — Thanks for this post. I’m so glad you pointed out the use of passive voice vs. active voice in his “apology.” As a journalist, he clearly knows the difference, and he knows why the active voice is preferable for journalism.

    Because the passive voice obscures responsibility.

  • http://twitter.com/wmontanaro Montanaro

    Exactly. I’ve been following this guy for a little while, and for the whole time, I disliked him. Now, I’m only 18, so it’s not exactly like I’m lightyears ahead of him, but I can tell you now, this guy is one of the most arrogant, self-hyped people around.

    He let all the attention get to his head, and instead of actually doing something worthwhile, he just carried on trying to get attention as “the young kid”.

    Go and take a look at his website, and to me, it just seems creepy. All the stuff in the 3rd person, all of the projects that he takes credit for as the “CEO” or “Founder”, etc.

    He was an intern at Techcrunch. How does that formulate to: “I work as a writer for TechCrunch and CrunchGear, and then also assist in planning all major conferences and events that TechCrunch is well known for.”

    This guy is 17 now, which isn’t all that young. When he first started trying to be “the next big thing”, he was 14 or 15, so it wasn’t too bad. But the fact is, all of this mythical “fame” that the tech industry likes to give people, was handed onto someone far too young, and far too arrogant, to keep it in check.

    I’m sick of reading about 15 or 16 year old “entrepreneurs” who have never actually done anything with their life. There are thousands of kids out there who aren’t circle-jerking with Techcrunch and Scoble, who are making very good money, and don’t need all the attention that Silicon Valley brings. Why is the tech industry allowing people like Daniel to elevate themselves to horrendous delusions of grandeur?

    17 really isn’t young, so there’s no excuse for what he’s done. He knew what he was doing, and he was given an incredible opportunity, which he completely blew, I have zero sympathy and hope he realises how fake his whole “tech” life has been for the last 3 or 4 years, and stops with all of this “teen entrepreneur” bullshit.

  • http://www.truetalkblog.com/ Tom Guarriello

    Always be aware of the passive voice…”mistakes were made”…in instances like this. It’s a sure-fire weasel detection system. There’s no excuse for a 17 year-old extorting valuable property from someone. None. Expensive, tough lesson for this young man. Hopefully he can re-boot or upgrade the software on his ethical GPS ’cause otherwise this could be the start of a very bumpy ride.

  • http://twitter.com/wmontanaro Montanaro

    Exactly. I’ve been following this guy for a little while, and for the whole time, I disliked him. Now, I’m only 18, so it’s not exactly like I’m lightyears ahead of him, but I can tell you now, this guy is one of the most arrogant, self-hyped people around.

    He let all the attention get to his head, and instead of actually doing something worthwhile, he just carried on trying to get attention as “the young kid”.

    Go and take a look at his website, and to me, it just seems creepy. All the stuff in the 3rd person, all of the projects that he takes credit for as the “CEO” or “Founder”, etc.

    He was an intern at Techcrunch. How does that formulate to: “I work as a writer for TechCrunch and CrunchGear, and then also assist in planning all major conferences and events that TechCrunch is well known for.”

    This guy is 17 now, which isn’t all that young. When he first started trying to be “the next big thing”, he was 14 or 15, so it wasn’t too bad. But the fact is, all of this mythical “fame” that the tech industry likes to give people, was handed onto someone far too young, and far too arrogant, to keep it in check.

    I’m sick of reading about 15 or 16 year old “entrepreneurs” who have never actually done anything with their life. There are thousands of kids out there who aren’t circle-jerking with Techcrunch and Scoble, who are making very good money, and don’t need all the attention that Silicon Valley brings. Why is the tech industry allowing people like Daniel to elevate themselves to horrendous delusions of grandeur?

    17 really isn’t young, so there’s no excuse for what he’s done. He knew what he was doing, and he was given an incredible opportunity, which he completely blew, I have zero sympathy and hope he realises how fake his whole “tech” life has been for the last 3 or 4 years, and stops with all of this “teen entrepreneur” bullshit.

  • http://www.truetalkblog.com Tom Guarriello

    Always be aware of the passive voice…”mistakes were made”…in instances like this. It’s a sure-fire weasel detection system. There’s no excuse for a 17 year-old extorting valuable property from someone. None. Expensive, tough lesson for this young man. Hopefully he can re-boot or upgrade the software on his ethical GPS ’cause otherwise this could be the start of a very bumpy ride.

  • http://www.tawnie.us/ Tawnie

    He is a minor and I still wonder where his parents have been. As a parent I would have never let a kid get away with such a fake apology.

  • http://www.tawnie.us Tawnie

    He is a minor and I still wonder where his parents have been. As a parent I would have never let a kid get away with such a fake apology.

  • ruharper

    Yep, that was one hilarious mea culpa – sseriously lacking in the mea and the culpa. Better luck (read: ethics) next time, kid.

  • ruharper

    Yep, that was one hilarious mea culpa – sseriously lacking in the mea and the culpa. Better luck (read: ethics) next time, kid.

  • Fred Grott

    No, 17 and able to form contracts is not minor status folks..

  • Fred Grott

    No, 17 and able to form contracts is not minor status folks..

  • Wayne Soh

    I’ve known Daniel for a while now and I agree with you guys that he might be big-headed at times, but how many of you actually had the guts to try to one-up everyone when you’re just 17?

    There are different types of people in this world, and a lot of them actually sell themselves much higher than what they actually are. That’s where the self-promoters lie, the people who make themselves look like experts, the self-loving, narcissistic kind who lives on places like Twitter and Facebook, advising you, in the capacity of “friends”, what to do in life and how to do your job well?. The group of people that make a living out of creating a professional and “PR” image for the celebrity-wannabe. You hate them, you despise them, but sometimes, don’t you admire them for having the guts to do so, and succeeding at it?

    Sure, having an excuse of being a kid seems irresponsible at times, but he has already apologized. Live and let live, and I’m sure he can go far from where he has fallen. From what I see in this thread is basically a case of sour grapes. I’m not even sure whether this comment will be accepted by the author, but in all due respect, why attack him only when he’s vulnerable? Help him become better, talk to him, guide him from here and into someone who provides and contributes to the society and this world. Do something instead of just talk and complain, especially when the whole world seems to be against him. It just all seems despicable to me.

    • http://www.insignificantthoughts.com/ Vinny

      You really have me all wrong, Mr. Soh. I’ll just say this: Brusilovsky is continuously coddled like a genius up until he does something wrong. Then he’s a kid. He did something so far and above “wrong” it’s not even funny. This wasn’t a slight slip up, it was a major ethical failing and I’m really tired of people saying to give him a break.

      This is a kid who was in all AP classes. He knew damn well what he was doing and he got caught. He knows exactly what he did wrong, and he knew what he was trying to get out of it when he did it. That’s low, and he’s a lowlife.

      I don’t need to “teach” him anything. He’s aware of the wrongness of what he did.

  • Wayne Soh

    I’ve known Daniel for a while now and I agree with you guys that he might be big-headed at times, but how many of you actually had the guts to try to one-up everyone when you’re just 17?

    There are different types of people in this world, and a lot of them actually sell themselves much higher than what they actually are. That’s where the self-promoters lie, the people who make themselves look like experts, the self-loving, narcissistic kind who lives on places like Twitter and Facebook, advising you, in the capacity of “friends”, what to do in life and how to do your job well?. The group of people that make a living out of creating a professional and “PR” image for the celebrity-wannabe. You hate them, you despise them, but sometimes, don’t you admire them for having the guts to do so, and succeeding at it?

    Sure, having an excuse of being a kid seems irresponsible at times, but he has already apologized. Live and let live, and I’m sure he can go far from where he has fallen. From what I see in this thread is basically a case of sour grapes. I’m not even sure whether this comment will be accepted by the author, but in all due respect, why attack him only when he’s vulnerable? Help him become better, talk to him, guide him from here and into someone who provides and contributes to the society and this world. Do something instead of just talk and complain, especially when the whole world seems to be against him. It just all seems despicable to me.

    • http://www.insignificantthoughts.com Vinny

      You really have me all wrong, Mr. Soh. I’ll just say this: Brusilovsky is continuously coddled like a genius up until he does something wrong. Then he’s a kid. He did something so far and above “wrong” it’s not even funny. This wasn’t a slight slip up, it was a major ethical failing and I’m really tired of people saying to give him a break.

      This is a kid who was in all AP classes. He knew damn well what he was doing and he got caught. He knows exactly what he did wrong, and he knew what he was trying to get out of it when he did it. That’s low, and he’s a lowlife.

      I don’t need to “teach” him anything. He’s aware of the wrongness of what he did.