Guy’s a Real Charmer

Sometimes, the conversations on Omegle are epic.

“Stranger” is the other guy. “You” is me.

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi

Stranger: WHY IS IT THAT PPL CANNOT “”READ”" OR “”UNDERTAND”" OR… COMPREHAND ANYTHING THAT I FUCKING SAY

You: You spelled comprehend wrong.
You: and people should be spelled out

Stranger: SO DID YOU

You: no I didn’t stupid
You: In fact, you used quotation marks wrong, too.

Stranger: NO I DID NOT

You: Maybe if you wrote coherently, people could understand you.
You: And stop using caps. It’s silly.

Stranger: FUCK OFF

You: You’re pretty dumb.
You: No wonder no one can understand you.

Stranger: FUCK YOU

You: Wah wah wah.

Stranger: COMPREHAND

You: Comprehend you dope.
You: Look it up.

Stranger: I DID
Stranger: C O M P R E H A N D

You: Then you can’t read either. That makes you even dumber.

Stranger: SHUT UP ALLISON

Your conversational partner has disconnected.