Fortunes In Bed

Some of you may not have heard this, but it’s an old gag that if you take your fortune from the fortune cookies in a Chinese restaurant and tack on the words “in bed” to the end, they become insanely suggestive. Here are a few I’ve gotten over the past few months…

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Just a little Monday morning levity for you :-)

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  • http://www.knowhr.com/blog Frank

    LOL…we say that every time we order Chinese here…those are too funny.

  • http://www.insignificantthoughts.com Vinny

    I had heard this before, but just recently started doing it and it makes me laugh every time. Sometimes I giggle at how immature I cam.