If truth is stranger than fiction, I’m not sure where this cease and desist letter, sent from the National Pork Board to online retailer ThinkGeek, regarding the marketing for its canned unicorn meat, falls.In the 12-page letter sent from Faegre & Benson, LLP (via facsimile and certified mail), the National Pork Board lawyers say ThinkGeek’s marketing slogan for its Radiant Farms Canned Unicorn Meat as “Unicorn — the new white meat” infringed upon the slogan the pork industry has been using for the past 23 years, which refers to pork as “the other white meat.”
via dailyfinance.com
Right… Because I’m sure people in general are confusing unicorn meat with pork.
*sigh*
I swear, sometimes I wanna just nuke the world and start over.