I also heard of a school in Florida where dismissal works like this: The cars line up, single file, outside the school where there are NO children outside. As a car reaches the front of the line, a school aide reads the name on the dashboard plaque issued by the school and barks into her walkie talkie, “Jeremy’s mom is here!” At which point someone inside the school shouts, “Jeremy! Your mom is here!” And Jeremy is ESCORTED OUT to the waiting car — like an unpopular dictator being hustled into his limo. Jeremy’s mom careens off and the process begins again, with the next car and kid. Dismissal takes half an hour.
PLEASE tell me she’s kidding. PLEASE tell me this isn’t really happening.