Candidate Files Criminal Complaint Over Firm Handshake

A firm handshake is usually seen as a good thing in business and even in politics.

Not so much in South Florida. A candidate for the Broward County School Board wants the cops to lock up her opponent after what she claims was akin to battery after a recent debate.

Jaemi Levine filed a complaint with the Broward Sheriff’s Office claiming David Thomas squeezed her hand so hard during a post-debate handshake Tuesday that it now hurts.

Instead of getting a grip on education issues, Thomas decided to get a grip on his opponent for the Disctrict 4 seat.

I can’t even bring myself to say anything about this.

Honestly, if I knew I was gonna get charged with battery for a handshake, I’d smack the broad in the head with a bat. Might as well get my money’s worth.

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