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		<title>The Wall Street President</title>
		<link>http://www.insignificantthoughts.com/2011/10/22/the-wall-street-president/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 22 Oct 2011 14:15:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Vincent Ferrari</dc:creator>
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		<title>MTV Talks Internet Circa 1995</title>
		<link>http://www.insignificantthoughts.com/2011/08/17/mtv-talks-internet-circa-1995/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 17 Aug 2011 19:33:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Vincent Ferrari</dc:creator>
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		<title>How to Deactivate a Cat</title>
		<link>http://www.insignificantthoughts.com/2011/07/14/how-to-deactivate-a-cat/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 14 Jul 2011 11:46:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Vincent Ferrari</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I did some research. Apparently the binder clip has the same effect that a mother&#8217;s bite does (ever see a mom move her kittens?), it disables some muscle movement and can calm a cat down (it&#8217;s probably really awesome if &#8230; <a href="http://www.insignificantthoughts.com/2011/07/14/how-to-deactivate-a-cat/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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<p>I did some research.  Apparently the binder clip has the same effect that a mother&#8217;s bite does (ever see a mom move her kittens?), it disables some muscle movement and can calm a cat down (it&#8217;s probably really awesome if your cat is fidgety and has to take medication).</p>
<p>Of course you should never do this if you aren&#8217;t 100% certain what you&#8217;re doing; you wouldn&#8217;t want to hurt your kitty!</p>
<p>via <a href="http://www.boingboing.net/2011/07/13/how-to-deactivate-a.html?utm_source=feedburner&#038;utm_medium=feed&#038;utm_campaign=Feed%3A+boingboing%2FiBag+%28Boing+Boing%29">Boing Boing</a></p>
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		<title>What happens when you hashtag spam?</title>
		<link>http://www.insignificantthoughts.com/2011/07/06/what-happens-when-you-hashtag-spam/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 06 Jul 2011 12:25:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Vincent Ferrari</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This&#8230; Techcrunch has the rest of the story&#8230; Incidentally, Entenmann&#8217;s later apologized&#8230; Lesson learned: Don&#8217;t spam the hashtags.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This&#8230;</p>
<p><img style="display:block; margin-left:auto; margin-right:auto;" src="http://www.insignificantthoughts.com//files/screen-shot-2011-07-05-at-1-30-13-pm.png" alt="Screen shot 2011 07 05 at 1 30 13 pm" title="screen-shot-2011-07-05-at-1-30-13-pm.png" border="0" width="483" height="251" /></p>
<p>Techcrunch has the <a href="http://techcrunch.com/2011/07/05/entenmanns-hashtag-surfing-fails-hard-with-notguilty-tweet/?utm_source=feedburner&#038;utm_medium=feed&#038;utm_campaign=Feed%3A+Techcrunch+%28TechCrunch%29">rest of the story</a>&#8230;</p>
<p>Incidentally, Entenmann&#8217;s later apologized&#8230;</p>
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<p>Lesson learned: Don&#8217;t spam the hashtags.</p>
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		<title>NJEA Ain&#8217;t Payin&#8217; Its Taxes</title>
		<link>http://www.insignificantthoughts.com/2011/07/06/njea-aint-payin-its-taxes/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 06 Jul 2011 11:43:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Vincent Ferrari</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I am pleased to inform you that the North New Jersey Tea Party Group assisted in an investigation conducted by the non-profit, non-partisan Education Action Group Foundation. Together, we have proof that the New Jersey Education Association (NJEA) — the notorious government-sector &#8230; <a href="http://www.insignificantthoughts.com/2011/07/06/njea-aint-payin-its-taxes/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<blockquote><p>I am pleased to inform you that the North New Jersey Tea Party Group assisted in an investigation conducted by the non-profit, non-partisan Education Action Group Foundation. Together, we have proof that the New Jersey Education Association (NJEA) — the notorious government-sector teachers’ union — has tens of thousands of dollars in unpaid taxes, going all the way back to 2005.</p>
<p>The documentation showing this to be the case can be viewed at:</p>
<p>http://www.publicschoolspending.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/Federal-Tax-Lien-2.pdf</p>
<p>Yes — the same government-sector union with an unending appetite for raising YOUR taxes, along with those of millions of your fellow New Jerseyans, has not paid its taxes!!!</p></blockquote>
<p>As Andrew Wilkow always says, &#8220;That&#8217;s because socialism is for the people, not the socialists.&#8221;</p>
<p>via <a href="http://www.dukeoveramerica.com/2011/07/njea-wants-you-to-pay-higher-taxes-but-hasnt-paid-its-own/">NJEA Wants You to Pay Higher Taxes — But Hasn’t Paid its Own! | Duke Over America</a>.</p>
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		<title>With a Name Like Weiner&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://www.insignificantthoughts.com/2011/06/07/with-a-name-like-weiner/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 07 Jun 2011 20:49:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Vincent Ferrari</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[If your name is &#8220;Weiner&#8221; and you hold public office, don&#8217;t tempt fate with internet pics. #AreYouListeningBoehner? June 7, 2011 9:15 am via HootSuiteReplyRetweetFavorite @GeorgeTakei George Takei]]></description>
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		<title>Blockbuster Training Videos From The 1990&#8242;s</title>
		<link>http://www.insignificantthoughts.com/2011/03/04/blockbuster-training-videos-from-the-1990s/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 04 Mar 2011 14:25:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Vincent Ferrari</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I worked at Software Etc. in the mid 90&#8242;s. We had a hell of a training video to watch that talked about our proprietary company sales philosophy: GSA! Greet the customer, Show the product, Ask for the sale. Blech. They &#8230; <a href="http://www.insignificantthoughts.com/2011/03/04/blockbuster-training-videos-from-the-1990s/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I worked at Software Etc. in the mid 90&#8242;s.  We had a hell of a training video to watch that talked about our proprietary company sales philosophy: GSA!  Greet the customer, Show the product, Ask for the sale.  Blech.  They even gave us monthly audio cassettes of RadioGSA to listen to as training.</p>
<p>Anyway, here&#8217;s what Blockbuster was making their employees suffer through.</p>
<p><iframe title="YouTube video player" width="480" height="390" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/Pc_yHON1oiQ" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe></p>
<p><iframe title="YouTube video player" width="480" height="390" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/-7JiQaKJcSc" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe></p>
<p>Oh man.  Deliciously awful.</p>
<p>via <a href="http://thedailywh.at/2011/03/04/early-bird-special-16/?utm_source=feedburner&#038;utm_medium=feed&#038;utm_campaign=Feed:+EpicWinFtw+(Epic+Win+FTW)">The Daily What</a></p>
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		<title>James Randi Goes After Homeopathic Bullshit</title>
		<link>http://www.insignificantthoughts.com/2011/02/06/james-randi-goes-after-homeopathic-bullshit/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 06 Feb 2011 21:03:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Vincent Ferrari</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m so glad someone is saying what he is. I love this guy and I love how good he is at exposing bullshit (just ask Yuri Geller). Homeopathy is bullshit. Period.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;m so glad someone is saying what he is.  I love this guy and I love how good he is at exposing bullshit (just ask Yuri Geller).</p>
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<p>Homeopathy is bullshit.</p>
<p>Period.</p>
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		<title>Bill Requires All South Dakotans To Buy A Gun</title>
		<link>http://www.insignificantthoughts.com/2011/02/01/bill-requires-all-south-dakotans-to-buy-a-gun/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 01 Feb 2011 14:00:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Vincent Ferrari</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[If you live in South Dakota and don&#8217;t buy yourself some armament, you&#8217;re gonna be violating the law&#8230; The measure is known as an act “to provide for an individual mandate to adult citizens to provide for the self defense &#8230; <a href="http://www.insignificantthoughts.com/2011/02/01/bill-requires-all-south-dakotans-to-buy-a-gun/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>If you live in South Dakota and don&#8217;t buy yourself some armament, you&#8217;re gonna be violating the law&#8230;</p>
<p>
<blockquote>The measure is known as an act “to provide for an individual mandate to adult citizens to provide for the self defense of themselves and others.”</p>
<p>Rep. Hal Wick, R-Sioux Falls, is sponsoring the bill and knows it will be killed. But he said he is introducing it to prove a point that the federal health care reform mandate passed last year is unconstitutional.</p>
<p>“Do I or the other cosponsors believe that the State of South Dakota can require citizens to buy firearms? Of course not. But at the same time, we do not believe the federal government can order every citizen to buy health insurance,” he said.</p></blockquote>
<p>The point is valid; if the government can force you to buy one private product (ie: health insurance), then they can force you to buy any private product (ie: a gun).  Funny thing is, it&#8217;ll be harder to argue the gun law seeing as gun ownership is a protected Constitutional right and health care is not.</p>
<p>Normally I would be annoyed at a showboating move like this, but if the court rules (like others have) that you can&#8217;t force someone to buy something, it&#8217;ll be a tough precedent to avoid once the health care legislation legal fight really starts happening.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.argusleader.com/article/20110131/UPDATES/110131031/Bill-would-require-all-S-D-citizens-buy-gun">Source</a></p>
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		<title>&quot;The Height Of Dishonesty&quot;</title>
		<link>http://www.insignificantthoughts.com/2010/12/08/the-height-of-dishonesty/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 08 Dec 2010 21:16:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Vincent Ferrari</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Over. And. Out. If you’ve been paying attention, it would be very apparent that government revenue has very little bearing on government expenditure. If it did, we wouldn’t have 1.3 trillion dollar budget deficit and a national debt nearing 14 &#8230; <a href="http://www.insignificantthoughts.com/2010/12/08/the-height-of-dishonesty/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Over.</p>
<p>And.</p>
<p><a href="http://nickrizzuto.wordpress.com/2010/12/08/a-response-to-jack-cafferty-on-military-pay/#">Out</a>.</p>
<blockquote><p>If you’ve been paying attention, it would be very apparent that government revenue has very little bearing on government expenditure. If it did, we wouldn’t have 1.3 trillion dollar budget deficit and a national debt nearing 14 trillion. To make the claim that the Federal government can’t find room for a higher pay raise for the military because they have failed to adequately adjust their revenue, especially in light of all of that borrowing and money printing they have no problem engaging in for other expenditures,&nbsp; is the height of dishonesty.</p>
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		<title>So True</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 05 Nov 2010 18:30:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Vincent Ferrari</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This story has brought me so much joy&#8230;]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<!-- tweet id : 612219083558914 --><style type='text/css'>#bbpBox_612219083558914 a { text-decoration:none; color:#0084B4; }#bbpBox_612219083558914 a:hover { text-decoration:underline; }</style><div id='bbpBox_612219083558914' class='bbpBox' style='padding:20px; margin:5px 0; background-color:#C0DEED; background-image:url(http://a1.twimg.com/profile_background_images/111874276/ozzysmaller.jpg);'><div style='background:#fff; padding:10px; margin:0; min-height:48px; color:#333333; -moz-border-radius:5px; -webkit-border-radius:5px;'><span style='width:100%; font-size:18px; line-height:22px;'>After slamming Fox for donating to Republicans, Olbermann is suspended for donating to Democrats. Haha. You hypocritical jizz bucket.</span><div class='bbp-actions' style='font-size:12px; width:100%; padding:5px 0; margin:0 0 10px 0; border-bottom:1px solid #e6e6e6;'><img align='middle' src='http://www.insignificantthoughts.com/wp-content/plugins/twitter-blackbird-pie//images/bird.png' /><a title='tweeted on November 5, 2010 1:15 pm' href='http://twitter.com/#!/JimNorton/status/612219083558914' target='_blank'>November 5, 2010 1:15 pm</a> via web<a href='https://twitter.com/intent/tweet?in_reply_to=612219083558914' class='bbp-action bbp-reply-action' title='Reply'><span><em style='margin-left: 1em;'></em><strong>Reply</strong></span></a><a href='https://twitter.com/intent/retweet?tweet_id=612219083558914' class='bbp-action bbp-retweet-action' title='Retweet'><span><em style='margin-left: 1em;'></em><strong>Retweet</strong></span></a><a href='https://twitter.com/intent/favorite?tweet_id=612219083558914' class='bbp-action bbp-favorite-action' title='Favorite'><span><em style='margin-left: 1em;'></em><strong>Favorite</strong></span></a></div><div style='float:left; padding:0; margin:0'><a href='http://twitter.com/intent/user?screen_name=JimNorton'><img style='width:48px; height:48px; padding-right:7px; border:none; background:none; margin:0' src='http://a3.twimg.com/profile_images/96182716/Photo_34_normal.jpg' /></a></div><div style='float:left; padding:0; margin:0'><a style='font-weight:bold' href='http://twitter.com/intent/user?screen_name=JimNorton'>@JimNorton</a><div style='margin:0; padding-top:2px'>Jim Norton</div></div><div style='clear:both'></div></div></div><!-- end of tweet -->
<p>This story has brought me so much joy&#8230;</p>
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		<title>If You Oppose Gay Marriage&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://www.insignificantthoughts.com/2010/08/06/if-you-oppose-gay-marriage/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Aug 2010 22:14:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Vincent Ferrari</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I present to you a mirror&#8230; Sorry, but you really do look this stupid. (Thanks Deb!)]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I present to you a mirror&#8230;</p>
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<p>Sorry, but you really do look this stupid.</p>
<p>(Thanks Deb!)</p>
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		<title>Obama Security Adviser Makes Merchant Jew Joke</title>
		<link>http://www.insignificantthoughts.com/2010/04/26/obama-security-adviser-makes-merchant-jew-joke/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 26 Apr 2010 21:48:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Vincent Ferrari</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[If he had made that joke about Mohammed, his head would&#8217;ve been cut off by now.]]></description>
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<p>If he had made that joke about Mohammed, his head would&#8217;ve been cut off by now.</p>
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		<title>Man Brings 6 Foot Penis Onto Subway</title>
		<link>http://www.insignificantthoughts.com/2010/04/21/man-brings-6-foot-penis-onto-subway/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 21 Apr 2010 16:12:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Vincent Ferrari</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Typical New York. No one even notices. Big Dick rides the Subway from David Livingston on Vimeo.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Typical New York.  No one even notices.</p>
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<p><a href="http://vimeo.com/10355342">Big Dick rides the Subway</a> from <a href="http://vimeo.com/livingston">David Livingston</a> on <a href="http://vimeo.com">Vimeo</a>.</p>
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		<title>Jon Stewart&#8217;s Utterly Brilliant Olbermann Dismantling</title>
		<link>http://www.insignificantthoughts.com/2010/01/22/jon-stewarts-utterly-brilliant-olbermann-dismantling/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 22 Jan 2010 16:25:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Vincent Ferrari</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[God this just made me want to stand up and cheer&#8230; The Daily Show With Jon Stewart Mon &#8211; Thurs 11p / 10c]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>God this just made me want to stand up and cheer&#8230;</p>
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<p>That&#8217;s twice this week that Stewart blew my mind.  Maybe he really is much smarter than I gave him credit for all those years.</p>
<p>via <a href="http://newsbusters.org/blogs/noel-sheppard/2010/01/22/stewart-blasts-olbermann-brown-rants-defends-michelle-malkin">Newsbusters</a></p>
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		<title>Cool!  It&#8217;s The Peanuts!</title>
		<link>http://www.insignificantthoughts.com/2010/01/20/cool-its-the-peanuts/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 20 Jan 2010 14:47:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Vincent Ferrari</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[via Phildesignart on Flickr]]></description>
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		<title>Some Light Viewing</title>
		<link>http://www.insignificantthoughts.com/2010/01/18/some-light-viewing/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 18 Jan 2010 18:52:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Vincent Ferrari</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[First watch this: Then watch this:]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>First watch this:</p>
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<p>Then watch this:</p>
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		<title>Made Someone&#8217;s Day</title>
		<link>http://www.insignificantthoughts.com/2010/01/08/made-someones-day/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 08 Jan 2010 14:23:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Vincent Ferrari</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Found this site, and apparently the whole point is that you&#8217;re randomly connected with someone and you can chat with them anonymously. So I clicked the link and this is the conversation that ensued&#8230; For once I got to make &#8230; <a href="http://www.insignificantthoughts.com/2010/01/08/made-someones-day/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Found <a href="http://www.omegle.com">this site</a>, and apparently the whole point is that you&#8217;re randomly connected with someone and you can chat with them anonymously.  So I clicked the link and this is the conversation that ensued&#8230;</p>
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<p>For once I got to make someone&#8217;s day instead of ruining it.  Nice change of pace <img src='http://www.insignificantthoughts.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':-)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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		<title>Dylan Rattigan Demolishes Debbie Wasserman Schultz</title>
		<link>http://www.insignificantthoughts.com/2009/12/19/dylan-rattigan-demolishes-debbie-wasserman-schultz/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 19 Dec 2009 14:02:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Vincent Ferrari</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The question was a very simple one. If the President&#8217;s and Congress&#8217; plan for the health care system is going to make it tougher for insurance companies, and if it&#8217;s as consumer-focused as they say it is, why are insurance &#8230; <a href="http://www.insignificantthoughts.com/2009/12/19/dylan-rattigan-demolishes-debbie-wasserman-schultz/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The question was a very simple one.  If the President&#8217;s and Congress&#8217; plan for the health care system is going to make it tougher for insurance companies, and if it&#8217;s as consumer-focused as they say it is, why are insurance company stock prices climbing so fast?</p>
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<p>The answer, which Schultz would never give, is that the insurance companies see this as a huge opportunity to get new customers while the government subsidizes them.  You don&#8217;t have to be a stock analyst (as she says) to understand that, you just have to be honest and state what&#8217;s in front of your face.  I think that part, the honesty part, is the one politicians always have and always will have trouble with.</p>
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		<title>Coburn May Do Something No One Does: Read The Bill</title>
		<link>http://www.insignificantthoughts.com/2009/11/07/coburn-may-do-something-no-one-does-read-the-bill/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 07 Nov 2009 16:37:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Vincent Ferrari</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Sen. Tom Coburn, the Oklahoma Republican who developed a close friendship with President Obama when they served together in the Senate, is threatening to have the entire health care bill read on the Senate floor. Senior Senate Democratic aides had &#8230; <a href="http://www.insignificantthoughts.com/2009/11/07/coburn-may-do-something-no-one-does-read-the-bill/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<blockquote><p>Sen. Tom Coburn, the Oklahoma Republican who developed a close friendship with President Obama when they served together in the Senate, is threatening to have the entire health care bill read on the Senate floor.</p>
<p>Senior Senate Democratic aides had heard Coburn was considering having potentially thousands of pages read aloud in effort to stall passage. “If he did this it would be even outrageous for a guy who’s become known as Dr. No around here,” one of them told POLITICO.</p>
<p>Coburn’s office confirmed that he is indeed thinking about having the bill read.</p>
<p>“That&#8217;s a possibility,” Coburn spokesman John Hart said. “He wants to make sure everyone has a chance to read the bill.”</p></blockquote>
<p>It&#8217;s a shame that the only way people will actually read this bill before it&#8217;s passed is to force it to be read, aloud, like children, on the floor.</p>
<p>For many people who were voting yes (or no) I&#8217;m sure this will be the first time they&#8217;ve &#8220;read&#8221; it.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.politico.com/livepulse/1109/Dr_No_threatening_to_have_bill_read_on_Senate_floor.html?showall">Source</a></p>
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