Category Archives: Funny

New Laptops: Not For Laps

Apple’s new Macbooks are not intended for use on laps: “Do not leave the bottom of your MacBook Pro in contact with your lap or any surface of your body for extended periods. Prolonged contact with your body could cause … Continue reading

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Guilty Pleasures

I completely forgot to post this. A few weeks ago, I posted about something I wrote in to the Opie and Anthony show being read on the air. The very next day I got another one through. They were talking … Continue reading

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Open Mouth, Insert Foot

Gym Instructor Mocks Bush In Front Of First Daughters Tue Apr 25 2006 10:32:05 ET A spinning instructor at Washington, DC’s Sports Club/LA mocked President Bush without realizing (believe it or not) that a first daughter was in his class! … Continue reading

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Gotta Call Out a Friend

I love Spencer like a brother… Well, the skateboarding busting his ass brother I never actually had, but a brother nonetheless. Apparently both Spencer and some blog he reads don’t read screens, and just do the NEXT NEXT NEXT thing … Continue reading

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Madeline Albright Is Cock Diesel

NEW YORK In an interview in the The New York Times Magazine that will appear this coming Sunday, Madeleine Albright reveals, among other things, that even at 68, she works out three times a week “and I can leg-press up … Continue reading

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My Policy Differs From Yours

Via Consumerist from IT Toolbox: It’s a lousy WWII flying game (that could have been easily improved dramatically). I played it for an hour or two before I stumbled across a bug. I couldn’t finish this mission because after sinking … Continue reading

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An Old Favorite

Opie and Anthony played some audio I hadn’t heard in awhile, and when I heard it, I remembered how much I loved it. It’s a true classic! Click here to hear Earl Weaver just absolutely losing his mind. Warning: There’s … Continue reading

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Another Fan of the Vacuous Hole

Wow… I thought I was the only one who couldn’t stand the pompous vacuous hole with the stupid name. Guess I was wrong. [tags]vacuous hole, xeni, xenisucks.com[/tags]

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