Let’s find out. Here’s a transcript of the Great Barack speaking truth to power last night after winning the Iowa Caucus (hey, did you know he’s black? I sure didn’t; it’s not like they were reminding us of that fact every ten seconds)…
You know, they said this day would never come. They said our sights were set too high. They said this country was too divided, too disillusioned to ever come together around a common purpose.
A common purpose? Hmmm… 3 candidates at the top separated by 10 percentage points total. Doesn’t exactly sound like a united front. Or, to put it differently, 16 delegates for Barack, 14 for Edwards, and 15 for Clinton. Oh yeah. There’s a mandate for ya. And just for the record, longshot Republican Mike Huckabee damn near doubled your vote numbers and delegates. Let’s not kid ourselves, sir.
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But on this January night, at this defining moment in history, you have done what the cynics said we couldn’t do.
You have done what the state of New Hampshire can do in five days. You have done what America can do in this new year, 2008.
What? Have a close election? The delegate system is closer to the electoral college system, Senator.
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In lines that stretched around schools and churches, in small towns and in big cities, you came together as Democrats, Republicans and independents, to stand up and say that we are one nation. We are one people. And our time for change has come.
You said the time has come to move beyond the bitterness and pettiness and anger that’s consumed Washington.
Our time for change has come? My friend, Republicans didn’t line up because it’s time for change. They lined up because it’s time to vote. Anyone who wins is going to be change. It’s the nature of our election system.
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To end the political strategy that’s been all about division, and instead make it about addition. To build a coalition for change that stretches through red states and blue states.
Because that’s how we’ll win in November, and that’s how we’ll finally meet the challenges that we face as a nation.
We are choosing hope over fear. We’re choosing unity over division,
Drivel. Hope… Change… blah blah blah.
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You said the time has come to tell the lobbyists who think their money and their influence speak louder than our voices that they don’t own this government - we do. And we are here to take it back.
Yep. With the help of PACs funded by lobbyists, which is how Mr. Obama makes most of his money. Oh, and don’t forget the special interests in Hollywood. I guess they do own the government.
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The time has come for a president who will be honest about the choices and the challenges we face, who will listen to you and learn from you, even when we disagree, who won’t just tell you what you want to hear, but what you need to know.
Blah blah blah blah blah. More talking, still no substance. It makes ya feel real good, though.
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And in New Hampshire, if you give me the same chance that Iowa did tonight, I will be that president for America.
I’ll be a president who finally makes health care affordable and available to every single American, the same way I expanded health care in Illinois, by by bringing Democrats and Republicans together to get the job done. I’ll be a president who ends the tax breaks for companies that ship our jobs overseas and put a middle-class tax cut into the pockets of working Americans who deserve it.
I’ll be, I will, I can, I am. How? Well, no one knows. He just makes a bunch of promises. Hey, he’s gonna get Republicans and Democrats to work together, though. That’s kinda cool. It’ll be interesting to see how he makes that happen considering he’s spent his entire campaign calling Republicans divisive, fear mongering, and bickering. You go Mr. Uniter Man.
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I’ll be a president who harnesses the ingenuity of farmers and scientists and entrepreneurs to free this nation from the tyranny of oil once and for all.
Oh yeah, right. Again, how will he do that? Nobody knows. He’s just gonna do it. And we need to trust him. Break out the harnesses, folks. Barackapalooza is in town.
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And I’ll be a president who ends this war in Iraq and finally brings our troops home who restores our moral standing, who understands that 9/11 is not a way to scare up votes but a challenge that should unite America and the world against the common threats of the 21st century. Common threats of terrorism and nuclear weapons, climate change and poverty, genocide and disease.
Genocide in the US? Nope. Disease in the US? Maybe. Climate change? Yeah. Let’s see you get something done there. Nuclear weapons? I can feel the disarmament cries already. 9/11 isn’t a way to scare up votes? Maybe, but it sure seems like a good way for you to scare up opposition… How he’s going to do all this is unknown, but he’s never let that stop him before.
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Tonight, we are one step closer to that vision of America because of what you did here in Iowa.
God help us.
And so I’d especially like to thank the organizers and the precinct captains, the volunteers and the staff who made this all possible.
And while I’m at it on thank yous, I think it makes sense for me to thank the love of my life, the rock of the Obama family, the closer on the campaign trail.
I know you didn’t do this for me. You did this because you believed so deeply in the most American of ideas - that in the face of impossible odds, people who love this country can change it.
Nah, they just bought into some slick feel-good speak from a black guy who sounds white. To paraphrase Joe Biden, people are amused at a black man who doesn’t talk ghetto.
I know this. I know this because while I may be standing here tonight, I’ll never forget that my journey began on the streets of Chicago doing what so many of you have done for this campaign and all the campaigns here in Iowa, organizing and working and fighting to make people’s lives just a little bit better.
I know how hard it is. It comes with little sleep, little pay and a lot of sacrifice. There are days of disappointment. But sometimes, just sometimes, there are nights like this, a night that, years from now, when we’ve made the changes we believe in, when more families can afford to see a doctor, when our children inherit a planet that’s a little cleaner and safer, when the world sees America differently, and America sees itself as a nation less divided and more united, you’ll be able to look back with pride and say that this was the moment when it all began.
Oh please. Spare me the “I grew up with a shitty name on shitty streets” speech. I can’t take much more of this from him and it’s only getting started.
This was the moment when the improbable beat what Washington always said was inevitable.
What the fuck are you blabbering about? Everyone but the dumbest of the dumb knows a Democrat is going to win the White House this year.
This was the moment when we tore down barriers that have divided us for too long; when we rallied people of all parties and ages to a common cause; when we finally gave Americans who have never participated in politics a reason to stand up and to do so.
Sure. The first clean articulate black guy. We get it.
This was the moment when we finally beat back the policies of fear and doubts and cynicism, the politics where we tear each other down instead of lifting this country up. This was the moment.
Beat back the policies of fear? Three paragraphs ago, we heard about nuclear war, terrorism, climate change, disease and poverty. Is that not fear?
Years from now, you’ll look back and you’ll say that this was the moment, this was the place where America remembered what it means to hope. For many months, we’ve been teased, even derided for talking about hope. But we always knew that hope is not blind optimism. It’s not ignoring the enormity of the tasks ahead or the roadblocks that stand in our path.
Hope? Feh. Your hope involves telling people what they should think. You admitted it, yourself.
It’s not sitting on the sidelines or shirking from a fight. Hope is that thing inside us that insists, despite all the evidence to the contrary, that something better awaits us if we have the courage to reach for it and to work for it and to fight for it.
Really? What have you fought for in Congress? I didn’t know your name at all until you ran for President. What leadership have you exhibited? Oh right. None. But hey, he talks real purdy.
Hope is what I saw in the eyes of the young woman in Cedar Rapids who works the night shift after a full day of college and still can’t afford health care for a sister who’s ill. A young woman who still believes that this country will give her the chance to live out her dreams.
Blah blah blah.
Hope is what I heard in the voice of the New Hampshire woman who told me that she hasn’t been able to breathe since her nephew left for Iraq. Who still goes to bed each night praying for his safe return.
Blah blah blah.
Hope is what led a band of colonists to rise up against an empire. What led the greatest of generations to free a continent and heal a nation. What led young women and young men to sit at lunch counters and brave fire hoses and march through Selma and Montgomery for freedom’s cause.
Blah blah blah.
Hope, hope is what led me here today. With a father from Kenya, a mother from Kansas and a story that could only happen in the United States of America.
Yep. You’re a role model, Barack. We get it.
Hope is the bedrock of this nation. The belief that our destiny will not be written for us, but by us, by all those men and women who are not content to settle for the world as it is, who have the courage to remake the world as it should be.
Hope is not the bedrock of this nation, sir. Hard work is. Sacrifice is. Only a Democrat could stand up during an election and spew forth the stupidity that “hope” defines this country. Is it “hope” that put you where you are? Or hard work? Think about it.
That is what we started here in Iowa and that is the message we can now carry to New Hampshire and beyond.
The same message we had when we were up and when we were down; the one that can save this country, brick by brick, block by block, that together, ordinary people can do extraordinary things.
Because we are not a collection of red states and blue states. We are the United States of America. And in this moment, in this election, we are ready to believe again.
Thank you, Iowa
Yeah, thanks Iowa. An emboldened Barack Obama is just what we need. Rhetoric, drivel, and “hope.” A whole lot of speaking, but not a lot said.
Welcome to Election 2008.
Transcript via Guardian Unlimited