So this guy calls himself a comedian. I guess someone might find him funny. I mean, hell, I don’t “get” every comedian out there at all times.
But what I don’t get is why the uproarious laughter? It makes me wonder if there isn’t a laugh track being pumped into the crowd there…
Remember the old days when David Letterman was relevant and not getting his ass handed to him by Jay Leno? Surely you do… I mean, it was a long time ago, but a lot of things haven’t changed. David Letterman was doing jokes about hookers in Times Square, doing “stupid human tricks,” and flinging his notecards into the fake NYC set behind him to the fake sound of glass breaking being played by that permanent #2 nobody Paul Shaffer.
Taken in the context of what a meaningless nobody he is and what an artifact of what was cool about television in 1965 he is, here’s David Letterman being a classless scumbag jizzbucket to Paris Hilton… Watch as he cringingly beats the same joke into the ground as the laugh track plays uproarious laughs at the unfunniest shit you’ve ever seen…
Yep. Really classy Letterman, you piece of washed up old trash. Keep treating your guests like that and you’ll be doing “stupid washed up host tricks” on every show in no time.
via Tinseltown Trash
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I swear, the Zune folks are just so darned-tootin’ witty… This picture has been making the rounds today…
The idea being that you could toss your iPod in and go buy a Zune and not get noogies or whatever it is those folks in Redmond do. Yep. A real knee-slapper, isn’t it? Three things stood out to me immediately…
1. Most of those iPods look like 4th gen click-wheel iPods meaning they probably bought a bunch of ‘em used and tossed ‘em in…
2. There’s a battey in there. A battery. Apparently, a battery is an iPod.
3. It doesn’t exactly look like there’s a tremendous response going on here. Now, you may say this is all in gest… But does it look to you like the company who got annoyed at the white earbuds employees were wearing is really impressing upon its minions the benefits of its product?
Truth is, we don’t know how long this bin was there. All the Zune fanboys are crowing about how the Apple folks have no sense of humor. Yep. This is really funny and Apple fans just don’t get it. HAH HAH HAH! Don’t you get it? Aren’t you laughing?
We should all bow down before the number one mp3 player…
…in brown…
…in 30 gig size…
…that’s made by Microsoft…
Yep… Hysterical…
Someone please… I think I just pissed on the floor from laughing so hard.
I’d create a bin for Zune amnesty… Problem is, I don’t know anyone who owns one.
