This is the kind of story you expect to find in Mad Magazine… Dixson Sr. was 90 when he died on January 30, 2004. He’s best known for co-writing hits like “Lollipop,” recorded by the Chordettes, and “Begging, Begging,” recorded … Continue reading
Richard: having cancer is important to THAT ONE PERSON. Intel chips change the lives of hundreds of millions of people. Glad to see you understand news value. But, now, I understand why so many people buy those grocery store gossip … Continue reading
I don’t know what this is about, really. Patches has this weird thing she does. She sucks on her tail and kneads it with her paws like she’s nursing. Do any of you have any idea what this is about? … Continue reading
It really started right after 9/11. Then again, that’s probably most likely when I noticed it and it was happening much longer than that. Many after 9/11 wanted to know what we did to bring 9/11 upon ourselves. To a … Continue reading
Steve Centanni’s comments upon his release from captivity were, to say the least, odd… “We were forced to convert to Islam at gunpoint,” Centanni told FOX News. “Don’t get me wrong here. I have the highest respect for Islam, and … Continue reading
Sometimes, WTF is all you can really say… BOMBAY, India – The owner of a restaurant named after Adolf Hitler said Thursday he will change its name because it angered so many people. Puneet Sablok said he would remove Hitler’s … Continue reading
This has to be the weirdest story ever… CANTON — Alana Lipkin walked out of the Shaw’s Supermarket here last week with 12 items — everything from a Kodak disposable camera to Neutrogena hand cream — all for free. She … Continue reading
That’s quite a log there… Er… A mystical log holds the secret? Uhhh…. via Lobowalk [tags]weird, strange, gross[/tags]
Apparently The Tetris Company decided to kill a clone, namely Quinn for the Macintosh. Why? Well, who knows. Here’s the reasoning. Apparently, The Tetris Company has a problem with calling Quinn a Tetris clone. God knows, there’s no other games … Continue reading
Are we so far into denial that it’s impossible to understand the obvious? The Toronto Star ran the following piece of brilliance in their paper after the jihadis in Toronto were arrested. It’s hard to find a common denominator. Let … Continue reading
Toby ran the following picture with a quip about it being something he “expected” from Fox News: Now why would they show those two pictures side by side? An evil conspiracy by the right wing zealots over at the Pro … Continue reading
Via Yahoo! News: Former “American Idol” contestant Chris Daughtry said Saturday he has turned down an offer to be lead singer for the band Fuel. Daughtry, in Greensboro for a day of welcome-home appearances, said he expects to announce his … Continue reading
ABC supposedly has a great story. One that’s going to change the way we look at the government and their interaction with the media. One that will completely dismantle our opinions of our government. One that demonstrates the oppression of … Continue reading
Did you write them? No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No Maybe. Ahhh HAH! Gotcha! “Authorities say a 37-year-old Grand Junction man told them … Continue reading
Jenn Chung from Gothamist (one of the greatest websites ever) was married March 25th. We would like to wish her all the best. But we have a question… Jennifer Christine Chung was married last night to Jay Patrick Wilkins at … Continue reading
Something really bothers me about this: COLUMBUS, Ohio – The Ohio school board voted Tuesday to eliminate a passage in the state’s science standards that critics said opened the door to the teaching of intelligent design. The Ohio Board of … Continue reading
On Monday afternoon, a half-hour into the movie Brokeback Mountain, Pauline Clayton said she tried to quiet the woman two seats away who answered her phone and was talking on it during the show. “She was chatting and chatting and … Continue reading
The president’s State of the Union reference to Mideast oil made headlines nationwide Wednesday because of his assertion that “America is addicted to oil” and his call to “break this addiction.” Bush vowed to fund research into better batteries for … Continue reading
“Beetlejuice” is more than just a movie name — foodmakers regularly use crushed female cochineal beetles to dye food, particularly certain yogurts, juices and candy, The Wall Street Journal reported today. While shocking, it’s perfectly legal, the paper reports. Foodmakers … Continue reading
Well, the politically correct thought police are at it again. Three radio jocks were suspended for playing a hoax on their listeners last Thursday. They pretended they were going to perform some kind of wacky science experiment stunt, and that … Continue reading