Category Archives: Stupid

SHUT UP! PLEASE SHUT THE HELL UP!

Frigging Dave Whiner is at it again… Disclosure: I was not offered and have not received a Ferrari laptop with Vista installed. How does it feel? Shitty. I wonder if Microsoft has considered the cost of ill-will they create among … Continue reading

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Assbag takes down Christmas Tree

Yay… The inanimate object never stood a chance. via BoingBoing who “doesn’t condone the destruction of other people’s holiday property.” Whatever guys. Posting this was certainly just an academic exploration of idiocy. We know. [tags]christmas tree, idiot, tree griefing, tree-griefing, … Continue reading

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Land of the Fair

Land of the free, home of the brave, and we treat everyone like drug trafficking Colombians… Florida’s drug trafficking laws were stretched beyond their logical limit when they were applied to Richard Paey, a Pasco County man now serving a … Continue reading

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San Francisco Sucks Balls

San Franciscans sure know how to have fun. In San Francisco, people complained that ads for milk that waft the smell of cookies out to waiting passengers had to be removed because the fun exciting and interesting idiots in San … Continue reading

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Gothamist is all a-twitter.

Gothamist is all excited. NASCAR isn’t coming to Staten Island, a borough most of the hipsters at Gothamist would never be caught dead in anyway. Tien Mao did the usual Gothamist “we’re too hip for x” routine, pointing out that … Continue reading

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Yahoo to Buy a Sinking Ship?

From the No F’ing Way department: Yahoo must have a new appreciation of how Burger King feels about McDonald’s: Constantly looking up at No. 1 gets vexing. So it should come as no surprise that Yahoo’s chairman and CEO Terry … Continue reading

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Like OMG WTF?

The like folks like at like Sears like aren’t like doing like their like jobs like finding like new like ad like concepts. Take like a like look like at like this like spiffy like ad like concept like that … Continue reading

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Bubba Sued by Stupid Porn Chick

Bubba sued: The suit alleges that Miller was forced to perform a sex act with another porn star using a sex toy – one that she claims was too big. The suit also claims that Miller wasn’t informed about the … Continue reading

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Google Earth Annoyance

So today I fired up Google Earth and was greeted with the equivalent of an infomercial: Those little stars on every single state? Why they take you to information about registering to vote. Not for nothing, but I find that … Continue reading

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NFL Bans Web Use of Game Footage

The NFL is clamping down even further now. I understand you wanting to protect the brand, but guys, at some point, you have to be realistic. Just a bit. By prohibiting postgame video on the Web site, the NFL says … Continue reading

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Outrage over nothing…

The libs are all aflame with the idea that a gubernatorial candidate is pro-Intelligent design. Republican gubernatorial candidate Dick DeVos says he supports giving local school districts the option of teaching the theory of intelligent design in science classes as … Continue reading

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