From the NY Times:

There is, it turns out, a great deal more than yogurt in those costly white cups.

The ingredients list for Original Pinkberry has 23 items. Skim milk and nonfat yogurt are listed first, then three kinds of sugar: sucrose, fructose and dextrose. Fructose and maltodextrin, another ingredient, are both laboratory-produced ingredients extracted from corn syrup.

The list includes at least five additives defined by the United Nations Food and Agriculture Organization as emulsifiers (propylene glycol esters, lactoglycerides, sodium acid pyrophosphate, mono- and diglycerides); four acidifiers (magnesium oxide, calcium fumarate, citric acid, sodium citrate); tocopherol, a natural preservative; and two ingredients — starch and maltodextrin — that were characterized as fillers by Dr. Gary A. Reineccius, a professor in the department of food science and nutrition at the University of Minnesota and an expert in food additives.

Some of them can be characterized as natural, while others are clearly not, he said.

“Isn’t it amazing how many additives it takes to make something taste natural?” Dr. Reineccius said.

Indeed.

It’s okay, though. It’s trendy. Fallout = nill.

Anyone have any idea why Chikezie’s jacket looked like it was a hotel sheet under ultraviolet light? Ewww…

Anyway, he’s gone. I don’t think he was bad, and had some moments, but overall, he’s not in the same league as David Cook and Michael Johns.

Pandora is a cat truly enamored with her litterbox. She loves playing around in it and spends an inordinate amount of time rooting around, but not actually “going.”

Any other cat owners have something similar with their bundles of feline joy?

This reminds me of the old joke headline: “World to end tomorrow; Women and Minorities Hardest Hit”

“We found an unusually high number of reports that the Clinton campaign was insisting that 11:30 was the deadline,” said general counsel Bob Bauer, adding that at least 300 complaints had come in.

“We are not calling the results into question at all. We want to make sure this doesn’t happen again,” Bauer said.

“We are going to notify the Nevada Democratic party that we want a full review of this, and make sure we have in front of us a full picture to make sure this behavior is highlighted and discouraged in the future.”

Asked by reporters why an early close would have particularly affected Obama supporters, Bauer said “a campaign that departs from the rules and disenfranchises voters has to be held accountable for that.”

He added: “We care about all the voters who would have been affected by this rule.”

Yeah. Sure you do.

I didn’t see anyone worrying about how it gives people an unfair advantage to work in the casinos… I mean, that would make it much easier for a Casino worker to vote than anyone else in the state… Is it possible we’re “overenfranchising” instead of disenfranchising? Nah… Can’t be because those rules were expected to benefit Barack Obama in which case any positively influential actions are just removing the glass cieling and affirmative action.

I’m sure Daddy is really proud…

A 2005 gender discrimination claim against East Hardin Middle School has been settled out of court. Melissa Barner, mother of Bobby Thorn, agreed to a settlement that included a $3,000 cash payment and requires East Hardin’s staff to undergo nondiscrimination training.

The principal, teachers and Jo Edwards, the former cheerleading coach who works as a school counselor, also must report to the commission any claims of discrimination made against the school in the next three years.

The discrimination claim Barner filed with the Kentucky Commission on Human Rights accused Edwards, the school’s former cheerleading coach, of not allowing a boy on the squad solely because of his gender.

“It wasn’t ever about money,” Barner said.

School officials denied any wrongdoing.

Her son, Bobby Thorn, now 13, has been cheering since he was 6½ and is an avid gymnast.

Barner said students and parents knew Bobby would try out for the squad, so it should have been no surprise for the school.

After three days of tryouts in the spring of 2005, Bobby, then 10, learned he had not been chosen.

“He cried for 45 minutes,” Barner said. “It broke his spirit.”

Honestly, good for the kid. I’m sure he’ll put that $3,000 toward charity since it wasn’t about the money to begin with *cough* and continue his meteoric rise to gymnastic and cheerleading fame and fortune.

But, “nondiscrimination training?” Honestly, has that ever been proven to actually do anything? Have these programs ever actually turned someone around? Or has it just taught them to be much more clever in how they discriminate.

My guess is that it’s much more of the latter.

Link to the actual book.

This is just weird… Apparently, in Quebec and Ontario, you can now vote with a burqa on if you really really super secret swear without your fingers crossed that you are who you say you are.

Ottawa, Canada The Canadian Coalition for Democracies (CCD) regards as unconscionable Elections Canada’s reported new policy of allowing Muslim women to wear identity-concealing face veils, including full burqas, when voting in upcoming federal by-elections in Quebec and Ontario. Canada’s federal elections’ regulator says Muslim women can “vote veiled” merely by identifying themselves with a driver’s licence and second piece of identification. As an alternative, “covered” women need only swear an oath and have another voter vouch for them.

This reminds me of the driver’s license controversy in Florida a few years ago where a judge ruled that:

“Although the court acknowledges that plaintiff herself most likely poses no threat to national security, there likely are people who would be willing to use a ruling permitting the wearing of full-face cloaks in driver’s license photos by pretending to ascribe to religious beliefs in order to carry out activities that would threaten lives,”

When your ID (and in this case your vote) is determined by affirmatively confirming your identity, isn’t it a little weird to try and see identity in eyes? Look at the picture above. Would you recognize someone you love wearing one of those? I know I wouldn’t.

The other funny part is that this is probably just a “sensitivity” type rule. even in the most oppressive backward regimes in the world, women are not required to remain cloaked for ID. Check out the graphic to the right. Makes you wonder where all these Americans and Canadians got the idea? I mean, in Saudi Arabia, women aren’t allowed to drive at all, but look at the other countries…

Just a weird decision. I’m all for religious liberty, but your right to religious liberty does not surpass an official’s right to positively identify you in the case of voting in an election or obtaining an official state ID.

Case closed.

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I almost want to try this to see if I can replicate the result…

My husband has been dealing with a particularly nasty summer cold and it’s making it difficult for him to fall asleep. Shortly after midnight one evening, he asked me to run to the store and pick him up some medicine. I agreed because I’m nice like that.

After selecting a bottle of Nyquil and my Husband’s favorite brand of ice cream, it was time to check-out. I elected to go through the self check-out lane because the group of kids who normally jockeyed the registers looked thoroughly engrossed in a conversation about their parents sucking or their jobs sucking or who de-friended them on myspace recently or whatever and I didn’t want to interrupt them. Besides, I have two fully functioning arms. I am capable of scanning and bagging my own ice cream.

However, after I scanned my items, the computer started beeping.

“You have selected an age restricted item. Please wait for a cashier,” it said.

“What the Hell?” I mused, “Ice cream and Nyquil is age restricted now?”

A teenager with a lip piercing and bad dye job came rushing over. “Can I see your ID?” she chirped.

“What did I order that needs ID?” I asked.

She looked over my purchases and shrugged. “I guess it’s the Nyquil.”

Read the rest. If it ended there, it would be hysterical enough, but of course it doesn’t which is why I actually posted it.

Enough of me. Go read her.

A couple weeks ago my family came to New York, where I live, from my hometown near Salt Lake City. Before leaving, my mother had purchased a small tube of lotion and put it in her purse. When she got to the security checkpoint at the airport, she realized she still had the lotion. She handed it over to the TSA worker who told her that it would be donated to a local homeless shelter. Could it be that the FAA ban on liquids is really a plot to rid the country of homeless people, through the use of explosive liquids?

Sure makes you start wondering about the stupidity of making people give up their toothpaste and lotion… I mean, if the stuff is truly dangerous, why are we giving to homeless people? And if it isn’t dangerous, why are we making people give it up?

squabbling couple finally realizing they can’t live without eachother — or a parasite fusing with its host — Photobucket has concluded terms of a sale to Myspace, News Corporation’s social network. The photo sharing service, which had a quarrelsome but symbiotic relationship with Myspace, may announce the deal as early as this morning. After final negotiations at the end of last week, Photobucket has called an all-hands staff meeting for 10am PST this morning. We don’t have the financial details of the deal, but Photobucket, and its bankers Lehman Brothers, were looking for at least $300m.

Welcome to Boom 2.0…

This is gucking fross… Check out what happened when Simon went to K-Mart to get him some bacon…

Yep… That little bit of red is all the meat on that bacon…

Now if you’ll excuse me, I’ll happily head to the toilet and leave my breakfast behind.

via Consumerist where you can find even more pictures.

Cory calls this “hilarious.”

Am I missing something?

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When the city’s Education Department said it would not let students from the Beacon School on the Upper West Side take a spring break trip to Cuba this year, the school turned to a powerful friend for help: Lt. Gov. David A. Paterson, whose stepdaughter went on the trip as a Beacon student in 2005. His call did not make a difference; city officials would not budge.

But the students went anyway, chaperoned by one teacher and two parents. And yesterday, city officials, including Schools Chancellor Joel I. Klein and even Mayor Michael R. Bloomberg, were left struggling to explain why the trip went forward, and how Beacon students had managed to get to Havana again this year in defiance of the government’s ban on travel to the Communist nation.

Mr. Klein, at a news conference yesterday, said that the trip had not been approved by the Education Department and that the matter was now under investigation. “It should not have happened,” Mr. Klein said. “We expressly said no.”

Officials said yesterday that they had been unaware of the school’s previous trips to Cuba, in 2004 and 2005, prompting questions from Mr. Paterson.

“As a parent,” Mr. Paterson said by telephone, “I was a little concerned that a group of schoolchildren went to Cuba and the Department of Education didn’t know about it.”

Read more here.

A retired New York couple who hailed a taxi for their 2,500-mile move to northern Arizona arrived with their two cats at their destination on Monday.
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Neither Betty nor Bob Matas drive and they wanted to spare their cats, Pretty Face and Cleopatra, a trip on an airplane to their retirement home about 90 miles north of Phoenix.

They left the couple’s Queens neighborhood April 10 in Douglas Guldeniz’s canary-colored Ford SUV cab and traveled about 10 hours a day for a $3,000 flat rate plus gas, meals and lodging. The SUV is a hybrid-electric vehicle, which helped lessen the cost of fuel.

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You don’t think traffic is chaotic enough? Well, AutoWeek magazine reports that a Texas company called SameLane has developed software that would enable drivers to make connections with strangers on roadways via cellphones.

Here’s how it would work: Motorists would register their license plate and phone numbers with the company’s website and receive bumper stickers letting the world know of their availability.

Other parties could then call a central number (for a charge), enter the license plate number and be put in touch with the bumper-sticker owner’s phone.

Doesn’t this all seem seriously passive to you?

(heh… Passive… I made a funny)

The LA Times via Consumerist

First of all let me state clearly and unequivocably that I wish the Edwards family all the best in getting through Elizabeth Edwards’ cancer. I have a great deal of respect for anyone who has the courage and strength to fight through such a horrible illness and the prayers of me and my family are certainly with them.

That being said, something needs to be explained to me.

Two weeks ago, he came out and announced that Elizabeth’s cancer had returned, this time in the form of bone cancer. He then proceeded to reassure everyone that the campaign was going forward regardless.

My question is if he wasn’t stopping his campaign, why bother making what amounts to a public announcement of a private matter?

It goes a bit further now, because on 60 minutes tonight, he said the following:

“Do not vote for us because you feel some sympathy or compassion for us. That would be an enormous mistake,” Edwards told CBS’ “60 Minutes” in an interview airing Sunday night. “The vote for the presidency is far too important for any of those things to influence it.”

Maybe someone can explain the rationale for releasing Elizabeth’s health into the public because I’m seriously confused.

If you don’t want sympathy, and you don’t want it to affect the election, and you haven’t pulled out of the race because of it, what was the point in telling everyone in the first place? I mean, it’s completely possible that he released the story to get the sympathy vote and doesn’t want to own up to it, but that seems a bit on the low side no matter who does it.

Any theories?

Imagine being so boring that you don’t even have an interesting story to share?

Candidates for British universities have been caught red-handed copying their applications from the Internet after hundreds mentioned “burning a hole in pajamas at age eight” on their online entrance forms.

The phrase, taken from a Web site which provides examples of personal statements used by successful candidates, describes an early encounter with a chemistry set.

Medical course applications from 370 others contained statements beginning with “a fascination for how the human body works” and 175 included anecdotes which involved “an elderly or infirm grandfather.”

Ahhh those wacky Brits…

Technorati Tags: plagiarism, college

Is the crappy cellphone / microcassette recording of movies a true problem these days? I’m not really down with movies so I don’t know for sure…

via Ryan

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In another case of “we misspoke,” we find a hippie band I’ve never heard of banning military members from their concerts.

Of course the obscure hippie band’s manager had to explain that we are misinterpreting a poorly worded rider…

This was a poor choice of words on the band’s behalf. What they do not want is for military recruiting to take place during their shows.

We brought it up with the band, and they asked that this clause be reworded to clarify their wishes.

Their current rider reads,

“No military recruitment for the US Government may be held on site.”

Of course anyone, military or otherwise, is welcome to come to see them, they just don’t support the current military recruitment practices, and felt they should include that since they’d seen recruitment at other concert sites.

That is:

A. A bullshit explanation.
B. Patently ridiculous.

I’ve been to concerts. I’ve never EVER seen a recruiter at them. I’ve been to clubs to see bands, stadiums, and arenas. No recruiters there.

That rider was pretty clear in its intention. Any one who even tries to claim otherwise is disingenuous.

via Wizbang

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…And some guy comes over to the seat next to you. He starts feeling you up and then leaves. Suddenly you feel a warm liquid on your back. When you tell a flight attendant, you’re told that the man is an off duty employee of the airline you’re flying. A baggage inspector, in fact.

Note to others: Wear a rain slicker if you fly Northwest.

Actual complaint after the jump.

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